Share: Family Stories from Back in the Day

VixR

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Lately, I’ve been spending time with mom and dad, and they’ve told some far out stories about life back in the day.

One of the most interesting ones I’ve heard is of my mother’s about her father’s family. Her father was a twin. They had one other sibling, a girl, with a renowned temper, as beautiful as she was fiery.

She was married to a man from some other clan in a different area from where her nuclear family lived.

Suddenly one day, the brothers heard tell that their sister had died, but suspiciously, she’d already been buried without the news of her death having reached her own family so that they could be the ones to take on the funeral proceedings as was custom; to pray over her, to bury her, to lower her into the ground with their own hands.

For that reason, and for the fact that it was a sudden death with no reports of sickness on the part of their only sister, they suspected foul play on the part of her husband’s side.

And so the two remaining siblings, twin brothers, traveled to their sister’s grave site.

As they surveyed the people in the village who had attended a Janaza her family had not been made aware of, there were whispers that there was blood seen on the burying garments of the deceased.

The two brothers got to digging, vowing that if they so much as saw any blood, or signs of carnage on her body, there would be hell to pay by their in-laws.

Me: They did what??!

Before the digging could be come to a neck, it was interrupted by an older member in the family who told them to stop.

The brothers angrily refused, their suspicions having been made worse by the reports of the Janaza attendees. More counseling took place right over the grave itself over the span of three days as they slept and ate under a tree near the site, and they were eventually mediated into an agreement.

The agreement was that the husband would swear on the Quran over the half-dug grave of his wife, that neither he or any members of his family were responsible for their sister’s death. The man swore on the Quran. The brothers reversed their progress on the grave, prayed over it, said their tidings, and the crowd dispersed.

The husband went blind.

At this point, I ask my mom how tf she knows he went blind?

She said the husband used to roam the streets blind not right away, but not far after, and that he was well known in the area.

I said, “So you think it’s bc they lied on the Quran?”

She said, “ Yes, everything pointed to murder. But since the older family member was able to bridle the angry passions of the twin brothers (one of them her father) due to the fact that a clan skirmish would break out between the families had the digging went on and revealed a murder.”

“Even as they almost certainly believed she’d been killed, they wanted him on the hook at least in front of the eyes of God, so that he may be cursed were he to lie, which they believed he was. They kept their composure and listened to words they believed to be lies. They kept their word and held off as he went on and swore she’d died a natural death, and that neither him, her husband, nor his family, were responsible for her death, Wallahi Billah Tallahi.”

Do you know any stories from your family?
 
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He must had an untreated glaucoma or some other eye disease and therefore slowly lost sight of both eyes.

My grandfather heard my dad and his classmate (both 9) discussing and praising Sayid Mohamed Abdulle Hassan. They called him a Somali hero who made sacrifices for Somalis. My grandfather got a wiff about their discussion and silently went inside the house and got a good belt. He belted them both right there. Later, he told my dad that the Mad Mullah and his soldiers raided his town and killed his dad and 2 of his brothers and gave him a stern warning never to praise such a murderer. From that day on, my dad vowed to learn more about the family history and the Sayid's campaign. He did the later secretly.
 

Basra

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My mother was stolen by an Ogaden woman when she was a baby. Mom is super light skin, with Indian hair upto her knees. While my MJ wabeneeya granny was crying and waling calling on God, the idiot Ogaden woman came back to the vicinity of the crime, she forgot her meat at the butcher. Baaal ka shekaay. U steal a human being baby and u come back for your goat meat??? Baby hooyo started crying immediately after she heard my ayeeyo voice waling. She was covered under a cloth on the thiefs back. It was Qadr that my mom was not raised by wolves. Alhamdhulilaah.



Freakishly similar, repeat of history, my brother who looks exactly like my Indian slash arab looking hooyo, was stolen by a bantu woman when my mom went for vacation in Uganda. The woman was stopped by police as the baby was crying excessively, she was sweating and acting suspicious, and she dropped it and ran away.


I asked my mom, why nobody wanted to steal me? She politely answered u look like your dad huuno. :(
 
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The craziest story I heard grown up. Was about my ayeeyo.

My ayeeyo was coming back from work and a dog attacked her. the dog was trying to maule my grandmother's legs. :faysalwtf:

My ayeeyo being the badass that she was. Pulled a pencil out of her bag and stabbed the dog in the eye. :salute:

My grandmother had a big scar on her leg. Old Somali women are gangsta :ohhh:

Somali grandmothers act nice and sweet but deep down inside they're killing machines :whoo:

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VixR

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He must had an untreated glaucoma or some other eye disease and therefore slowly lost sight of both eyes.

My grandfather heard my dad and his classmate (both 9) discussing and praising Sayid Mohamed Abdulle Hassan. They called him a Somali hero who made sacrifices for Somalis. My grandfather got a wiff about their discussion and silently went inside the house and got a good belt. He belted them both right there. Later, he told my dad that the Mad Mullah and his soldiers raided his town and killed his dad and 2 of his brothers and gave him a stern warning never to praise such a murderer. From that day on, my dad vowed to learn more about the family history and the Sayid's campaign. He did the later secretly.
No doubt. Makes for an interesting story though. Sibling love, betrayal, marital murder, grave digging, clan tensions, cooler heads prevailing, and a curse to top it off.

I’m glad they didn’t unearth her body.

I don’t know much about the Mad Mullah, but come to think of it, there probably is no Somali figure who’s every Somali’s hero.
 
My grandfather told me that in his hay days he used to roll out with gang and raid Amxara villages. He loved terrorizing poor amxara girls with his geeljire shark eyes. He was known as 'Bokorka jinni' for his ruthlessness and had massive leg muscles from chasing xabash and Oromos. He also got promoted to leader of his qabil despite having no experience or interest because of how alpha he was. He never wore trousers or pants, only a macawis. Due to being feared overseas he got diplomatic immunity everywhere. I believe Ethiopia is landlocked because he drank all the water around Ethiopia. He also refused to learn any other language cus he thought Somali was superior to all.
 

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Poor guy.

That doesn’t sound like the end of the story. He sounds like he had deficiencies.
Interesting stories. Glad that murderer got his punishment in this world as well as next one
Between family stories like this and the massacres from Barre’s era, I think that’s why my folks have bad views of outer clan marriages and other Somalis.

My mom said after the incident with their sister, her father’s brother wanted to arrange their respective kids to marry each other, but my father told him they were essentially the same person so it was not acceptable.

I’m glad that didn’t happen either.
 

VixR

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My mother was stolen by an Ogaden woman when she was a baby. Mom is super light skin, with Indian hair upto her knees. While my MJ wabeneeya granny was crying and waling calling on God, the idiot Ogaden woman came back to the vicinity of the crime, she forgot her meat at the butcher. Baaal ka shekaay. U steal a human being baby and u come back for your goat meat??? Baby hooyo started crying immediately after she heard my ayeeyo voice waling. She was covered under a cloth on the thiefs back. It was Qadr that my mom was not raised by wolves. Alhamdhulilaah.



Freakishly similar, repeat of history, my brother who looks exactly like my Indian slash arab looking hooyo, was stolen by a bantu woman when my mom went for vacation in Uganda. The woman was stopped by police as the baby was crying excessively, she was sweating and acting suspicious, and she dropped it and ran away.


I asked my mom, why nobody wanted to steal me? She politely answered u look like your dad huuno. :(
What are the odds a mother and her son both got stolen as babies by incompetent women :damedamn:
Don't u get the reference? :deadosama:
No? Lol.
 
Poor guy.

That doesn’t sound like the end of the story. He sounds like he had deficiencies.

Between family stories like this and the massacres from Barre’s era, I think that’s why my folks have bad views of outer clan marriages and other Somalis.

My mom said after the incident with their sister, her father’s brother wanted to arrange their respective kids to marry each other, but my father told him they were essentially the same person so it was not acceptable.

I’m glad that didn’t happen either.

Tbh my family has bad experience with isaaq as well. My aunt married one and he was a bum
When she died he gave the kids to her sister and has been chewing last 25 years. My mum raised the boy....so my cousin/brother is isaaq.
 
My mother was stolen by an Ogaden woman when she was a baby. Mom is super light skin, with Indian hair upto her knees. While my MJ wabeneeya granny was crying and waling calling on God, the idiot Ogaden woman came back to the vicinity of the crime, she forgot her meat at the butcher. Baaal ka shekaay. U steal a human being baby and u come back for your goat meat??? Baby hooyo started crying immediately after she heard my ayeeyo voice waling. She was covered under a cloth on the thiefs back. It was Qadr that my mom was not raised by wolves. Alhamdhulilaah.



Freakishly similar, repeat of history, my brother who looks exactly like my Indian slash arab looking hooyo, was stolen by a bantu woman when my mom went for vacation in Uganda. The woman was stopped by police as the baby was crying excessively, she was sweating and acting suspicious, and she dropped it and ran away.


I asked my mom, why nobody wanted to steal me? She politely answered u look like your dad huuno. :(

The ending left me with mixed feelings. Part of me wish basra was abducted by those wicked ogaadens
 

VixR

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Tbh my family has bad experience with isaaq as well. My aunt married one and he was a bum
When she died he gave the kids to her sister and has been chewing last 25 years. My mum raised the boy....so my cousin/brother is isaaq.
Thank god, my dad or uncle don’t. I think everyone has reasons for being tribalistic for those who are provided they can be civil on some level. It’s especially hard to judge our parent’s era.
It's the story behind the main character in a Japanese comic called:
Naruto
No wonder. I have zero anime knowledge.

I thought he’d become deficient (yellowing hair is a real disease condition) and gone insane lol.
 
Thank god, my dad or uncle don’t. I think everyone has reasons for being tribalistic for those who are provided they can be civil on some level. It’s especially hard to judge our parent’s era.

No wonder. I have zero anime knowledge.

I thought he’d become deficient (yellowing hair is a real disease condition) and gone insane lol.
Our parents qabil culture defies logic. Every family married out and somalis are all mixed....but its still there. All my nephews will be hawiye as all my sister married to them. We still diss those dark ninjas everyday. God bless them
 

VixR

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Our parents qabil culture defies logic. Every family married out and somalis are all mixed....but its still there. All my nephews will be hawiye as all my sister married to them. We still diss those dark ninjas everyday. God bless them
I agree. It doesn’t defy all logic though. It’s a tribal back and forth. All everyone remembers how they were wronged, and usually the way to fix it is by wronging back, which is what almost happened in the story.
 
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