Share your favorite/worst dugsi memories

[Starscream]

He hit me wit a branch
get your mind outta the gutter

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[Bidaar Wanagsan]

@TooMacaan, have you ever been to a Christian dugsi? Runta ii sheeg macaaney. I know you Jesus freaks like your Sunday school child abuse. Give it to me straight huuno.

 

[TooMacaan]

He hit me branch
get your mind outta the gutter

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[TooMacaan]

@TooMacaan, have you ever been to a Christian dugsi? Runta ii sheeg macaaney. I know you Jesus freaks like your Sunday school child abuse. Give it to me straight huuno.

Our teachers weren't permitted to hit us. Such a shame if you ask me; I would've loved to witness my fellow classmates getting karabaashed & humiliated publicly. Sunday schools aren't half as exciting as dugsis, it seems.

 

[Starscream]

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[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Our teachers weren't permitted to hit us. Such a shame if you ask me; I would've loved to witness my fellow classmates getting karabaashed & humiliated publicly. Sunday schools aren't half as exciting as dugsis, it seems.

Christians are wimps, that's why. I'm a liberal, but I always bring the cane down on spotty little ciyaal in my dugsi. Teaching without the aid of a stick is no teaching at all. It's how Socrates used to do it. A vacancy has opened up in our masjid for a female ESL teacher. Send your CV in abaayo. Sheikh Wanagsan needs your feminine company.

 

[Haggiss]

Wait @TooMacaan is habashi ? I thought she was somali this whole time .

 

[TooMacaan]

Christians are wimps, that's why. I'm a liberal, but I always bring the cane down on spotty little ciyaal in my dugsi. Teaching without the aid of a stick is no teaching at all. It's how Socrates used to do it. A vacancy has opened up in our masjid for a female ESL teacher. Send your CV in abaayo. Sheikh Wanagsan needs your feminine company.

'Preciate it but I'm gonna have to decline-- the type of spankings I give, nowadays, are not fit for children.

 

[Starscream]

Wait @TooMacaan is habashi ? I thought she was somali this whole time .

Leave my habash queen alone

 

[TooMacaan]

Wait @TooMacaan is habashi ? I thought she was somali this whole time .

I'm Somali

 

[yasmin lan]

1.A boy was madturbating in the toilet when he was supposed to be going wudu macalin caught him 2. A rumour started that One of the macalins got a muslimah pregnant and that they weren’t married it drove her crazy wallahi she’s okay now 3. I accidentally walked in on somebody in the toilet and they asked me to stay with them while they wiped their ass that’s about it

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Christians are wimps, that's why. I'm a liberal, but I always bring the cane down on spotty little ciyaal in my dugsi. Teaching without the aid of a stick is no teaching at all. It's how Socrates used to do it. A vacancy has opened up in our masjid for a female ESL teacher. Send your CV in abaayo. Sheikh Wanagsan needs your feminine company.

Spanking is not allowed, that is child abuse. You're only allowed to kick them in the groin. I don't think you would be appropriate for us. You're too violent. Shame on you naya.

 

[Jjero]

No good memories, only 4 hours of torture everyday

 

[Haggiss]

1.A boy was madturbating in the toilet when he was supposed to be going wudu macalin caught him 2. A rumour started that One of the macalins got a muslimah pregnant and that they weren’t married it drove her crazy wallahi she’s okay now 3. I accidentally walked in on somebody in the toilet and they asked me to stay with them while they wiped their ass that’s about it

Reminds me of when I accidentally walked in on my geeljire macalin using a modern toilet in a squatting position . Went back to the dugsi and told everyone which was a huge mistake. The whole dugsi burst out laughing when the macalin was back and you can guess what happened next...

 

[Jeesto]

Beating the Macalin with his own tuumbo:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[El padrone]

No good memories, only 4 hours of torture everyday

hawt!

 

[El padrone]

@Haggiss Yh that was nice whipping. its not as hawt as beating up a naag tho

 

[Khad714]

@Haggiss Yh that was nice whipping. its not as hawt as beating up a naag tho

Waryaa you're back

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[Edo Nene]

I hated going to dugsi. I was the least favourite from the macalin. Some kid and i always get karabash.Always come home with brusises and my mother didnt seem to care because according to her i deserved it. They always make fun of my pronunciation.
Funnily, my guy friend and i robbed one of the macalin 10 years ago. I kicked him so hard he coughed blood. Best revenge ever.

 

[Khad714]

I hated going to dugsi. I was the least favourite from the macalin. Some kid and i always get karabash.Always come home with brusises and my mother didnt seem to care because according to her i deserved it. They always make fun of my pronunciation.
Funnily, my guy friend and i robbed one of the macalin 10 years ago. I kicked him so hard he coughed blood. Best revenge ever.

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