Should I be angry?

[Starscream]

I overheard my friend's younger brother talking about me. I was minding my own business as per usual (No I wasn't, tbh, let me stop). My friend and her younger brother met up with me, we were having lunch, my friend and I were catching up, and he got a phone call and walked over the table next to us and talked on the phone, I heard him say, yeah she's cool, she got married recently, nah man she's my sister's friend, and then he said she's buuq and balayo fam. Don't let her appearance fool you.


Wtf does that mean?

I was tempted to throw my chai latte on his face.


How the hell am I buuq iyo balayo. I'm maskiin.

Your a land whale nobody should give you compliments

 

[Jiron]

no u shouldnt be angry, u should be happy

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Your a land whale nobody should give you compliments

That's rich coming from Marvin the Martian.

P.s

I didn't know I was capable of owning a land whale? What is a land whale? You no child left behind reject.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

no u shouldnt be angry, u should be happy

Why should I be happy about it?

 

[Abdalla]

I see it differently. I think your friend was setting you up with her bro and his friend was checking how it went.

Are you having marital issues? Am I allowed to strike preemptively?

 

[Basra]

I overheard my friend's younger brother talking about me. I was minding my own business as per usual (No I wasn't, tbh, let me stop). My friend and her younger brother met up with me, we were having lunch, my friend and I were catching up, and he got a phone call and walked over the table next to us and talked on the phone, I heard him say, yeah she's cool, she got married recently, nah man she's my sister's friend, and then he said she's buuq and balayo fam. Don't let her appearance fool you.


Wtf does that mean?

I was tempted to throw my chai latte on his face.


How the hell am I buuq iyo balayo. I'm maskiin.

 

[Muji]

Wow there’s an actual Hennessy bottle in the pic
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Gucci mane you drink alcohol? I would have never imagined but you're from the land of drinking Hennesy for breakfast.

 

[Spiderman]

First of all, just because I'm an independent, educated, good hearted, strong willed, charitable Somali queen doesn't make me a balayo. Somali men make up names whenever they're threatened by a Somali queen.

I don't care how people see me,I care about how I see myself.

I'm a phenomal woman.

***fixes her crown***

Ahh yes we're all just very threatened we just hate succesful Somali women it's not because most of you are actually annoying drama queens it's because we're all scared ashy abdis who hate succesful females, sorry sis.

 

[Zach]

I overheard my friend's younger brother talking about me. I was minding my own business as per usual (No I wasn't, tbh, let me stop). My friend and her younger brother met up with me, we were having lunch, my friend and I were catching up, and he got a phone call and walked over the table next to us and talked on the phone, I heard him say, yeah she's cool, she got married recently, nah man she's my sister's friend, and then he said she's buuq and balayo fam. Don't let her appearance fool you.


Wtf does that mean?

I was tempted to throw my chai latte on his face.


How the hell am I buuq iyo balayo. I'm maskiin.

Maskiin is boring.