Small things that you hate or annoy you
- Thread starter Lord Flacko
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When the Internet is down and you're horrified at the prospect of living like pre2000s
When you forget to clean out your protein shake container and it smells like some people on sspot
When you didn't realise your phone wasn't charging properly when you slept at night
When your headphones suddenly stop working in one ear
When you have to get up on a cold morning
When you go home after a night out and a drunk skinhead thinks he's your best friend
When your work colleagues ask you out for lunch to have cold leaves and fruit. No thanks my donor kebab and dr pepper will do me just fine
When you wake up to hear wasps flying in your room
When you enter the toilet after someone else and it looks like Mogadishu
When you speak with an operator over the phone and it's a Paki from Hyderabad
When you try to overtake someone on the lane but they not letting you
When you want to get a haircut but the Barber takes an hour trimming a guys beard
When somebody suggests a restaurant to eat out but you're trying to keep a budget
When a friend tries to go halves on your last cigarette
When your sidechick asks you to take her out for a drink instead of crashing at hers all the time
When you try to tell a story but realise it only sounded funny in your head
When you have to put up with someone's shit taste in music
When you forget to clean out your protein shake container and it smells like some people on sspot
When you didn't realise your phone wasn't charging properly when you slept at night
When your headphones suddenly stop working in one ear
When you have to get up on a cold morning
When you go home after a night out and a drunk skinhead thinks he's your best friend
When your work colleagues ask you out for lunch to have cold leaves and fruit. No thanks my donor kebab and dr pepper will do me just fine
When you wake up to hear wasps flying in your room
When you enter the toilet after someone else and it looks like Mogadishu
When you speak with an operator over the phone and it's a Paki from Hyderabad
When you try to overtake someone on the lane but they not letting you
When you want to get a haircut but the Barber takes an hour trimming a guys beard
When somebody suggests a restaurant to eat out but you're trying to keep a budget
When a friend tries to go halves on your last cigarette
When your sidechick asks you to take her out for a drink instead of crashing at hers all the time
When you try to tell a story but realise it only sounded funny in your head
When you have to put up with someone's shit taste in music
Sixth
ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
I believe in conserving my energy unless it's absolutely necessary so If I'm walking I'll be walking at the pace of a turtle, the same goes for if I see
a bus that I need to catch but it's a different story if it's a train, f*ck that I ain't waiting an hour.
When white people walk their untrained dogs in one big group on the sidewalk
Happened to me yesterday
I was shaking bro
Sixth
ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
Bahal on the internet, Mukulaal in the streets.Happened to me yesterday
I was shaking bro
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