Snacks' DNA results (Stop calling me Oromo)

[Apollo]

How do you know? This guy is all over google and even on Twitter and it’s always shown as beja

That is an Afar hair style. I am 100% sure of this. They mislabeled an Afar as Beja.

 

[Amirah]

Can't be. They would score Sudanese and Eritrean-Ethiopian on 23andMe.

Only people from Somaliweyn score Somali on 23andMe. I have seen a handful of Oromos and Hararis score single digit Somali %, but there's no way Bejas will score Somali on 23andMe. They live thousands of kilometers away.

Ok wait lemme go find this guy’s thread cuz he posted here like a week ago or so ago.

 

[Kant123]

Your paternal lineage is Bani Israel, prob related to Ancient prophets

 

[Apollo]

Your paternal lineage is Bani Israel, prob related to Ancient prophets

Jewish history mainly happened between 1,300 BCE and 100 BCE. There is no chance it was related to these people.

Middle Eastern-like people lived in Northern Africa since about 10,000 years ago. It is from Natufian farmers (not Jews in the modern sense) moving into Northern Africa.

 

[digaagjecel]

Real deal somali

 

[jabsveg276]

@Snacks

Run your 23andMe raw data file through this:

mtDNA Haplogroup Analysis

95% chance you are R0a2p. Let's see if I am correct.

It is R0a2, it doesn’t have the P at the end

 

[Apollo]

It is R0a2, it doesn’t have the P at the end

Give me the full mutation list.

 

[jabsveg276]

Give me the full mutation list.

After I come home from the gym

 

[4head]

ERS1360701
ERS1360689

are dead people (Ancient DNA) from Egypt.

We wuz kangz, but you aren't related to them for over 9,600 years.

9000 years ? That's a lot!
How's that possible

 

[4head]

Jewish history mainly happened between 1,300 BCE and 100 BCE. There is no chance it was related to these people.

Middle Eastern-like people lived in Northern Africa since about 10,000 years ago. It is from Natufian farmers (not Jews in the modern sense) moving into Northern Africa.

So his ancient ancestors were all North Africans?

 

[4head]

View attachment 179548
I got this for my moms haplogroup

And yes, I’m Dir

Based
My grandpa was Gilgamesh

 

[Apollo]

So his ancient ancestors were all North Africans?

The maternal one likely (entered Africa via the Sinai 9,000 years ago).

But his paternal one, likely Arabian (entered Africa via Bab-el-Mandeb 2,000 years ago).

 

[4head]

The maternal one likely (entered Africa via the Sinai 9,000 years ago).

But his paternal one, likely Arabian (entered Africa via Bab-el-Mandeb 2,000 years ago).

I was wondering,
if now I have children with a Non-African woman, will my descendants still carry her DNA in the next 1000 years olds?

 

[Apollo]

I was wondering,
if now I have children with a Non-African woman, will my descendants still carry her DNA in the next 1000 years olds?

Only if she has daughters and they continue to also have daughters.

mtDNA / mitochondria goes in a straight line from mother to mother unchanged.
Y-Chromosome goes in a straight line from father to father unchanged.

 

[4head]

Only if she has daughters and they continue to also have daughters.

mtDNA / mitochondria goes in a straight line from mother to mother unchanged.
Y-Chromosome goes in a straight line from father to father unchanged.

Gotta have children with a Pacific Islander woman.
Gotta diverse my DNA

 

[4head]

Or with a Cadaan french woman

 

[jabsveg276]

Only if she has daughters and they continue to also have daughters.

mtDNA / mitochondria goes in a straight line from mother to mother unchanged.
Y-Chromosome goes in a straight line from father to father unchanged.

I got 81% chance I won’t grow a bidaar before 40 and a 92% chance I won’t have a bald spot

Since my dads side is completely bald and my moms side has all their hair, I inherited my moms side (thank god)

 

[Apollo]

Or with a Cadaan french woman

Get a French girlfriend, impregnate her, and then run away like a Tyrone.

#MulattoFrance

 

[4head]

Get a French girlfriend, impregnate her, and then run away like a Tyrone.

#MulattoFrance

Reer Hibongo don't follow this tradition.
We are more noble than this!
It's either I marry her or the kid will be mine

 

[Pioneer]

I have N1a and you don't see me claiming Middle Eastern heritage. Caadi Iska Dhiig.

I think @Apollo was joking when he told him that his Haplogroups are middle Eastern.
maybe OP took it seriously. All our HGs are Somali and Horn African, we are proud of it.