TRIGGER WARNING Somali Christian
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I met one Christian Somali in my life some tall yee yee ass nigga and I had to spend 10 minutes clowning him. Like nigga thought to himself you know what makes sense this holy trinity shenanigan. Like nigga we can barely make sense of the other Abrahamic religions and you trying to find meaning in the most convoluted one. Im still convinced he was trolling me.i hope this nigga is trolling no way this nigga joined an American knocked off religion
i refuse
he sounds like those Christian missionary who go around the world to spread the word of Christ
Some of those jehova witness girls they got knocking on doors though. God damn one of them was soo caked up I nearly accepted whatever she was peddling just to get into them cheeks... nearly I said...
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These Christian missionary niggas won't leave you alone until you convert to their religion
SonOfMaverick
"I don’t live in darkness, darkness lives in me."
LOL we have many people from different tribes in our faith. Shino and Shanio Gabow from Somali Christian TV are both Evangelicals who hail from the Hawiya tribe.
Wait is this the nigga that tried to convert some untouched tribe on some island in buttfuck nowhere even when he got warned. Then they killed his ass and ate him like some Friday night hilib?
Some of those jehova witness girls they got knocking on doors though. God damn one of them was soo caked up I nearly accepted whatever she was peddling just to get into them cheeks... nearly I said...
why is it always female it's either that or Evangelical church bring out female 
im glad my friend warned me about them before hand telling me their some crazy people
you know it's sad knowing he could have done a 5 min research before heading over there
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Crazy but god damn why do the crazy ones always gotta be the sexiest. Spent 15 min telling me about how Jesus christ gonna save me and all I wanted to do was be a captain save a ho..e and save her for myself. Had the cheek to tell me she doesn't use social media as it can lead people astray. Gerrera ere and out my flat you caked up religious zealot wasting my time.
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They use the females as honey traps to get you to join their religion. Some dumbass SIMPs fall for it!
"social media can lead you astray" is her faith really that weakShe knew she was caked up in that church dress, probably to stop wecel niggas like me from sliding in to her dm's.
SonOfMaverick
"I don’t live in darkness, darkness lives in me."
Actually the Methodist denomination is the fastest growing in all of Africa. We are also known to be pacifists. Very polite and friendly people.
If your interested in learning more about our customs and beliefs, just DM me, I’ll be more than happy to help.
SonOfMaverick
"I don’t live in darkness, darkness lives in me."
Good question, sir.Do you guys allow polygamy
There are different opinions on this particular practice (polygamy) but to put in shortly, the answer is NO.
The Bible states that this practice is unlawful; and that one man is to have but one wife.
Actually the Methodist denomination is the fastest growing in all of Africa. We are also known to be pacifists. Very polite and friendly people.
If your interested in learning more about our customs and beliefs, just DM me, I’ll be more than happy to help.
nigga Christianity as a whole is growing in pagan Africa please be specific
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What about sex before marriage is that allowed? Do you guys allow for prostitution?
SonOfMaverick
"I don’t live in darkness, darkness lives in me."
All of these are forbidden, but god tells us in the Bible that the door for repentance is always open.
“Therefore repent and return, so that your sins may be wiped away, in order that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord;”
- Acts 3:19
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