Somali Confessions on Twitter

[Adheer Warsame]

Lemme DM them

Since these are fake, let me have some fun:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Adheer Warsame]

I DM'd them

:siilaanyosmile:

 

[Gojo Satoru]

Fuckin liars

 

[Bielsa]

Fake.

I can post anonymously too and make shit up.

"My sister in law sucked me off a week after her wedding in the mosque during Jumca prayer and we were caught just as I was busting my nut on her face"

*Somali twitter outrage begins*

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Fake.

I can post anonymously too and make shit up.

"My sister in law sucked me off a week after her wedding in the mosque during Jumca prayer and we were caught just as I was busting my nut on her face"

*Somali twitter outrage begins*

They are all fake, I can personally confirm

Check their last one

 

[Bielsa]

We're supposed to believe this shit

 

[Adheer Warsame]

We're supposed to believe this shit

Guess who wrote that

 

[Bielsa]

Guess who wrote that

I knew it was you lol

Somali twitter will think it's serious lol.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I knew it was you lol

Somali twitter will think it's serious lol.

You're a if you find that funny scratch that you find men beautiful already

May the curse of Allah be upon these people mocking our religion & sacred holy places

 

[agnes]

Actually a Somali male and female were caught having sex behind the masjid while I was in dugsi. They got banned from the masjid, they both got disowned by their parents and I heard the girl ended up being a single mother and the dude a thug. I'm not sure if the last part is true, I do know the first part is true.

You are such a liar. If people wanted to shag why would they pick the house of Allah? Be more creative with your lies next time.

 

[Lord Flacko]

This shit is fucked up

I saw this today but some butthurt weirdo would have said I have an agenda if I posted it.

Hehe funny tweets though. I know the nigga behind it

 

[Bielsa]

You're a if you find that funny scratch that you find men beautiful already

May the curse of Allah be upon these people mocking our religion & sacred holy places

Here comes the ISIS fanboy.

Around here we're not insecure about our sexuality. I bet you find it gay when Italians kiss each other on the cheek or when African and Arab men hold each others hands while waking. Or when Arab men call each other Habibi.

You're a brain dead radical Islamist I hope the government is watching you, you terrorist.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Here comes the ISIS fanboy.

Around here we're not insecure about our sexuality. I bet you find it gay when Italians kiss each other on the cheek or when African and Arab men hold each others hands while waking. Or when Arab men call each other Habibi.

You're a brain dead radical Islamist I hope the government is watching you, you terrorist.

Continue sucking dick & calling other men beautiful you gaal Darwinian homoerectus.

 

[Mercury]

All sex related? All sound false too but of course they'd do anything to get attention.

Of course they will write shocking things under anonymous cause nobody can call them out on it all for some likes and laughs

 

[Bielsa]

Continue sucking dick & calling other men beautiful you gaal Darwinian homoerectus.

Continue supporting terrorists and spewing radical Islamists doctrine, you Salafi jihadist.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Continue supporting terrorists and spewing radical Islamists doctrine, you Salafi jihadist.

Continue sucking dick & getting shafted by men of various races you feminist effeminate mangina who despises Islam & Muslims who calls for the mass genocide of Arab women & children.

 

[Bielsa]

Continue sucking dick & getting shafted by men of various races you feminist effeminate mangina who despises Islam & Muslims who calls for the mass genocide of Arab women & children.

I'm straight and have a girlfriend, dipshit.

f*ck Arab women and children. You care more about them than you care about Isaaq people. Shows your jihadist mentality. I hope the authorities catch you before you blow up people, you ISIS scum. Go to Syria and take yourself out of the gene pool.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I'm straight and have a girlfriend, dipshit.

f*ck Arab women and children. You care more about them than you care about Isaaq people. Shows your jihadist mentality. I hope the authorities catch you before you blow up people, you ISIS scum. Go to Syria and take yourself out of the gene pool.

There's a better chance of your sister sucking my dick & getting pregnant

 

[Lucifer]

De nile is a river in Egypt

Some of it is Bs yes but not all of them,
one thing is for sure s are wild

 

[Mudug-Madman]

De nile is a river in Egypt

Some of it is Bs yes but not all of them,
one thing is for sure s are wild

95% of it is BS, especially the really crazy ones.