Somali guys & girls socialise by staring at eachother

[CitrusFlower]

I don't see this. The guys I know are not shy, but there's no way. I've seen a couple ppl really hide their interest from everyone else when they clicked, but they never seem to work. I don't think I know personally anyone that met and married here, they're always from somewhere else.

Talking to a Somali for a lot of ppl is like being ready for the possibility of getting settled, which is something you naturally shy away from if you're young and not ready. I think that's what it really comes down to, otherwise if you're really awkward, you'd be awkward around everyone.

What these faaraxs need is 101 lessons for dummies on how to approach xalimos without being creepy

 

[Transparent]

What these faaraxs need is 101 lessons for dummies on how to approach xalimos without being creepy

i have a great sense of humor but it is rather unpractical to converse with xalimos in a public space whether it be a community event, party,social gathering ect.If there are people around rumors will spread quickly like wildfire and your family would never hear the end of it.

 

[Tramo]

What these faaraxs need is 101 lessons for dummies on how to approach xalimos without being creepy

imma just stare at u like this

 

[Siddhartha]

Its quite simple if a non somali girl likes me im getting sex out of it. If a somali girl likes me i have to start talking about marriage within days, its terrifying and quite creepy.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@VixR i thought you were from London why are you acting like you're from Iceland

There's no Somali social gatherings & if there is it's religious kulaha

Horta I get it you don't like to be around Somalis laakinse if you're from London then allow lying my g

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Its quite simple if a non somali girl likes me im getting sex out of it. If a somali girl likes me i have to start talking about marriage within days, its terrifying and quite creepy.

The only reason you can have sex with the ajnabi is cause you get them drank & then take advantage of them otherwise what kind of game would a man who meditates to Buddha have:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Sixth]

Spitting game on a Xalimo that's with other Xalimos is like robbing a bank wallahi, you electric slide in and off go the alarms. You have to take
the Xalimo you fancy as your hostage during your escape. Make sure to keep things easygoing by not yelling ennit and keep the gun-waiving to
a minimum. Make sure to dabble into some witty banter here and there basically bide your time until the Stockholm Syndrome kicks in. Voila.

 

[VixR]

@VixR i thought you were from London why are you acting like you're from Iceland

There's no Somali social gatherings & if there is it's religious kulaha

Horta I get it you don't like to be around Somalis laakinse if you're from London then allow lying my g

As an American, I'm offended you think I'm from London. So you took me for a Brexiter

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[Sixth]

@VixR where in London do they do cow-tipping again?

 

[Tramo]

As an American, I'm offended you think I'm from London. So you took me for a Brexiter

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he thought u were from the land of 3 cabbage rations, those are fighting words walahi

 

[Mohamud]

he thought u were from the land of 3 cabbage rations, those are fighting words walahi

To anybody reading, ^ isn't a meme. They legit stop you from leaving the grocery store with more than 3 cabbages.

Reer TwoTaps is such an ingenious insult for English people I hope it spreads like wildfire

 

[VixR]

he thought u were from the land of 3 cabbage rations, those are fighting words walahi

The Canadians are our friends

 

[Sixth]

Reer TwoTaps

Not me and family though ©

 

[Sixth]

Surely Canada must be a special needs country if their citizens cannot drink milk out of bottles/cartons though amirite?

 

[Mohamud]

barbarianism

civility

 

[Sixth]

barbarianism

Not only do you lumberjacks put caano in bags but the caanobags themselves go into a jug before their cut from the corner and all?

 

[Sixth]

You even have a device that tears the corner?

 

[Bonjour]

Vs this

OMG I'm dead wallahi

 

[Sixth]

Vs this

OMG I'm dead wallahi

With Figure B all you have to do is pull it out of the fridge, remove the cap, remove the seal underneath the cap and drink away..
Whereas with Figure A you have to buy a fucking bag of caano.. take that in for a second, put it in a jug, take out milk bag butterfly knife..

 

[Mohamud]

You even have a device that tears the corner?

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