Somali Guy's Warning to Halimos

[Man with a garuun]

 

[Ashraf]

Facts ngl it must be awkward at first getting comfortable around your wife. Like I feel like I’d remember the first time my wife farts next to me like it’s cool you’re comfortable enough to fart next to me but can you not crodie.

 

[Bille]

Muslimka markey dhuusaan waxeey dhahaan: " Alhamdulilaah".

Dhuusadu waa caafimaad, xaaska dhuusada yaan lagu celinin. Laakiin xaaska baabuurka dhexdiisa hadeey ku dhex dhuusto! Afarta daaqadood si dhakhso ah u fur.

 

[RedBlue911]

My mother never passed gas around me in my life. Matter fact the only time I recall a female farting was during 2nd grade reading class. It was such an appalling thing that I remember it vividly.

My wife is not allowed to pass gas around me or use the bathroom whilst I'm in her vicinity, the brother has a point. I'd be fine with agreeing to these terms as well. I hate bathroom humor with every vein in my body.

 

[Sa_Male]

My mother never passed gas around me in my life. Matter fact the only time I recall a female farting was during 2nd grade reading class. It was such an appalling thing that I remember it vividly.

My wife is not allowed to pass gas around me or use the bathroom whilst I'm in her vicinity, the brother has a point. I'd be fine with agreeing to these terms as well. I hate bathroom humor with every vein in my body.

You can't be serious

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Nobody should fart around each other, or smell each other's excrement. This is repulsive and will destroy any chemistry between a couple. If it's due to sickness or an accident, that's ok. But on purpose? Aghas walahi.

 

[Sa_Male]

Nobody should fart around each other, or smell each other's excrement. This is repulsive and will destroy any chemistry between a couple. If it's due to sickness or an accident, that's ok. But on purpose? Aghas walahi.

But what If you can't help it

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

But what If you can't help it

An accident, is an accident.

But people who purposefully fart and belch around their husband/wife, are creating the 'ick' effect. At some point your spouse may have wiswaas from you.

 

[Sa_Male]

An accident, is an accident.

But people who purposefully fart and belch around their husband/wife, are creating the 'ick' effect. At some point your spouse may have wiswaas from you.