SOMALI KING WAR DEG DEG

[CorpseBride]

https://www.instagram.com/blackwellofficial/

My heart is pounding so fast. I found my first offical white crush and no one can ever side eye me because he's half Somali. Allah has answered my prays. I'm moving to his country. I'll pay him meher.




He's even a humanitarian. What a king.

 

[Galaeri]

This cac is half white and half caadan

 

[CorpseBride]

This cac is half white and half caadan

No this Boqoor is Somali. You can tell in the first pic he's already starting to bald.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He's not cute sis. I'm judging you for your taste in men.

 

[Galaeri]

No this Boqoor is Somali. You can tell in the first pic he's already starting to bald.

The baby has nappy hair.

Show proof.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Uh, he fine though

But....


"Buisness partner"

 

[CorpseBride]

Yall above keep hating. This man is pure joy.

 

[Knowthyself]

probably the grandson of a colonizer. who puts "somali" all over his bio but no mention of any other ethnicity?

 

[Knowthyself]

with that said id take a proud alleged somali cadaan over self hating landers any day.

 

[emptyheartsflow]

who's somali exactly? he looks like a typical gay white dude

this is the most confusing post ever.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Can I appreciate my Emirati bae on here?



Yes?

Thank you @CorpseBride


Feast your eyes on a real man.


Bae sending me selfies, while his hating ass uncle gives me the death stare.

Talking to me on the phone.

Looking for me through the crowd. I was cheering him.

Side profile of bae.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

with that said it take a proud alleged somali cadaan over self hating landers any day.

 

[emptyheartsflow]

Can I appreciate my Emirati bae on here?



Yes?

Thank you @CorpseBride


Feast your eyes on a real man.


Bae sending me selfies, while his hating ass uncle gives me the death stare.

Talking to me on the phone.

Looking for me through the crowd. I was cheering him.

Side profile of bae.

you don't have to keep saying emirati cause the eagle's beak gives the race away.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

you don't have to keep saying emirati cause the eagle's beak gives the race away.

You will catch these hands, don't ever talk about my man. That nose is worth more than your existence, and plus I love long noses.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

you don't have to keep saying emirati cause the eagle's beak gives the race away.

Guurl, if you're not careful he'll snatch ya weave with it

 

[emptyheartsflow]

You will catch these hands, don't ever talk about my man. That nose is worth more than your existence, and plus I love long noses.

yeah, longer than pinocchios

I bet you fell for him in a nosedive

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

yeah, longer than pinocchios

I bet you fell for him in a nosedive

How dare you. Let me catch you in the streets of Dubai, I will make my bae send his falcon pets to eat you.

 

[jugjugwacwac]

with that said id take a proud alleged somali cadaan over self hating landers any day.

Low blow

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Lol, if his dad isnt Somali then technically neither is he. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[waraabe]

with that said id take a proud alleged somali cadaan over self hating landers any day.

Landers just don't want your men raping amisom people. The people of Djibouti, Somali region of Ethiopia and nfd are welcome