Somali Sex Ed

[Foreman]

Found this Somali article about backdoor sex to be ......... :siilaanyolaugh:

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@waraabe @Transparent @AirJawdan

 

[Arman]

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@waraabe @Transparent

I can't tell what's worse, how bad the latin text looks or how bad the meaning is

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I am scarred for life

She scarred me for life!

 

[OmarLittle]

WTF


Hearing this shit in Somali is so cringy,

She said "Laba biyo kentay, ama saddex biyo kentay" -- is this talking about squirting?

You know this is into some crazy shit. Her nigga is going to make her pussy vomit some much that she will pass out due to lack of hydration.

 

[Arman]

WTF


Hearing this shit in Somali is so cringy,

She said "Laba biyo kentay, ama saddex biyo kentay" -- is this talking about squirting?

You know this is into some crazy shit. Her nigga is going to make her pussy vomit some much that she will pass out due to lack of hydration.

you made this shit worse

 

[Zeus]

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@waraabe @Transparent @AirJawdan

I can't read that shit

Somali sex ed:

1: Get married
2: Survival of the fittest

 

[NaomiHoney]

Pineapples

 

[Striker]

What is the point of sex education.

Everyone knows how to put a penis in vagina.

Even the guy from countryside knows how to have sex.

 

[Bahal]

How did I miss this thread



Reminds me of this strange Somali book I read on a trip once. Basically a step by step guide on marriage in general and deflowering a virgin in particular

 

[Timo jileec]

were u just planning to stick it in on ur wedding day?

Inshallah :siilaanyosmile:

Are you serious?

I am not part of ciyaalspot so ofcourse i am not serious.

 

[Edo Nene]

That girl looks like a dyke. What does does knows about gus if she only had experience with a pussy?

 

[dhegdheer]

Inshallah :siilaanyosmile:



I am not part of ciyaalspot so ofcourse i am not serious.

Use some saliid walaal

 

[Tramo]

That girl looks like a dyke. What does does knows about gus if she only had experience with a pussy?

why does she look like a dyke, cuz of the t shirt?

 

[Ferrari]

somali language is utter failure wallahi. It was designed for gabay iyo sarbeeb, that's it. You can't use it to teach something like math, science, programming. You can't use it for romance and you definitely can't use it for sex.


how would one say "talk dirty to me" in somali?

"si wasakhnimah igula hadal"

 

[Steamdevolopment]

somali language is utter failure wallahi. It was designed for gabay iyo sarbeeb, that's it. You can't use it to teach something like math, science, programming. You can't use it for romance and you definitely can't use it for sex.


how would one say "talk dirty to me" in somali?

"si wasakhnimah igula hadal"

You broke me, dirty talk in af-somali is pure comedy

 

[MadNomad]

You broke me, dirty talk in af-somali is pure comedy

Do you have an endless supply of tranny gifs?

 

[Ferrari]

You broke me, dirty talk in af-somali is pure comedy

I once read an article talking about sex in somali and the title read "weerarka sariirta".

 

[Steamdevolopment]

In rain and in sun shine, hunty!

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I once read an article talking about sex in somali and the title read "weerarka sariirta".

That's it, from now on Somalis shall reproduce a-sexually, it's too much

 

[HennyLand]

I can't tell what's worse, how bad the latin text looks or how bad the meaning is

Better than writing in fucking hieroglyphics.