Somalia Presidential Election Day 2022: LIVE UPDATES and Analysis

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

unknown foreign intelligence agency intercepted the WhatsApp group of this Somali Presidential candidate who sent out a command to the Xildhibaans he earlier bribed to give their votes now to a certain candidate after he couldn’t make it to the second round.

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He did it in 2017 he’ll do it again I won’t be surprised ….I thought Harti abgaal were suppose to be the leaders of abgaal…smh waceslyeor always pulling the weight
Harti Abgaal are long lost jeberti brothers. The myth is that they were seeded by a warsengali sultan in the 13th century.

The sultan sometimes comes to Sh Sharif at night to remind him of his loyalties.
 

TekNiKo

Loyal To The One True Caliph (Hafidahullah)
Why is Kheire on his phone? The dude must be getting some tough messages
 
If Deni wins, he needs make Karaash full president of Puntland so karaash can wake dhulo out of their vodoo sixir and make them get back all the Harti lands back into Harti lands and unite under khaatumo state or putnland

khaatumo should be created, why not, galmudug does not tick all the dastuur requirements

If Hassan wins, i hope he makes an Ogaden PM insha Allah and hassan should go to Kismayo and immediately tell him we need a plan to make somalia stable and strong and give the states their rights

then finalise the dastuur, build an army, send the bantus out so we can look after our own affairs - no foreigner will clean our mess guys

when hassan was in charge you can drive 90 Km out of xamar, now its zero

i hope hassan comes back, Jubaland and Ogadens nad him made peace a long time ago and he seems to have been much better than sharif even though sharif to be fair had massive issues to deal with and was weak die to what he inherited

Dhulo and warsengali should spend every moment either making their own state, and if they do let banadir become a state, that i would not mind as we will each have 3 states

may Allah help and may we not get farmajo in insha Allah, nothing but a fitnas for last 5 years,

farmajo put somalia back 30years in 5 years, if he gets another term somaliawill be in 4000 BC where if Nabi Adam came Soamlia would look like the stone age

guys make dua please, may Allah avoid another 5 years of the fitna

we Ogaden want Hassan sheikh, if hawiye do not become president and farmajo returns mark my words hamar will have a civil war once again which will show the world we will never be a state as we cannot clean our own house

isnah Allah i hope hawiye has learned to never ever bring another Marehan never villa somalia, even if a MX is flying above xamar he should be foced to land and take a bus or car, never ever taste or look at villa somalia

i hope hawiye will see an Ogadens is much better alternative as landers do not have cuqdad and much easier to trust them and do business with them

and I would like to see an Cawlyahan Prime Minister as we MZ already run DDS and Jubaland - Kuumade needs to share the pie across the horn

ahmed madoobe has prepared Halane or Seraar in case insha Allah to be an OG PM if things work our way

insha Allah
 
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