Your mocking the religion with the use of "Ummah" in such a context.
Allah commands this in the quran explicitly several times, we don't abandon or mock it just because the overwhelming majority today are scum.
Your description on the salafis otherwise is spot on, they are by far the worst group out of all because the others have the excuse of ignorance.
Agreed on the wording. I wanted to use a catchphrase of theirs