Somalis will NEVER prosper with this attitude

[Apollo]

Why don't these Gabooye/Madhibaan not just move to a totally different part of Somalia and lie about their clan? I would do that if I were born into that group. They can physically blend in with the majority of Somalis. Or just emigrate, and go Oromo.

 

[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Why don't these Gabooye/Madhibaan not just move to a totally different part of Somalia and lie about their clan? I would do that if I were born into that group. They can physically blend in with the majority of Somalis.

You can't do that in Somalia. Your qabiil is your address, regardless of where you move, someone will spot that you're a "shegato".
It's not just about clan names, there are family names, nicknames, clan elders. There is no way you can get away with it for too long.

 

[Apollo]

You can't do that in Somalia. Your qabiil is your address, regardless of where you move, someone will spot that you're a "shegato".
It's not just about clan names, there are family names, nicknames, clan elders. There is no way you can get away with it for too long.

Meh, if you left Hargeisa and went to Kismaayo it's not like people will find out about your previous clan. Especially when you aren't famous.

 

[XamarCade]

Why don't these Gabooye/Madhibaan not just move to a totally different part of Somalia and lie about their clan? I would do that if I were born into that group. They can physically blend in with the majority of Somalis. Or just emigrate, and go Oromo.

They should move to Puntland, the puntites refuse to do any labor, they can really use madhibaan skills.

 

[Apollo]

They should move to Puntland, the puntites refuse to do any labor, they can really use madhibaan skills.

Every Somali region already has some type of Midgaan.

 

[XamarCade]

Every Somali region already has some type of Midgaan.

They need to take over and build up Puntland, we koonfur can help them settle there and take over the fake Somali speaking Ethiopians.

 

[Apollo]

They need to take over and build up Puntland, we koonfur can help them settle there and take over the fake Somali speaking Ethiopians.

All the smart Midgaan are welcome, you can keep the dumb ones.

 

[Deactivated]

Also @LarryThePuntite is right about the xaasid nature of Somali businessmen with their self-harning faux competition but this is another level of stupid (and hate).

and then hiring the cheap labour of illegal or ambiguous Ethiopian migrants to compete with or even undercut the traditional barbers on quality and price.

This is the reason Somali business content doesn't exist. We want to share wealth just death.

 

[Mumin]

Its rumoured that when harsh famine hit the nomads turn to eating hyeena meat.