Somalispot men are y’all bothered by my stories?

:faysalwtf: No cuz why tf yall tagging me trying to talk s*** and suggest im lying.

First of all I’m a young woman and i think y’all are just seriously ignorant on just how bold and wild men can get especially when they think they can get away with it. It has nothing to do with my looks but MEN in general. Even if I was ugly it would be happening but anyways I digress. I think what really bothers some of yall is not that some men show interest in me but the fact I reciprocate it. Like are yall mad I got options?? :heh: By the way yall can be mad all you want but at the very least I’m not playing anyone, messing around sleeping around etc. Meanwhile some of yall out here boasting about “talking to several girls at a time” and “mixing them up”, “forgetting” your dates name, the list goes on.. No offense but you guys stories really come off as BS 1000x more than mine.

All I’m doing is gushing over a few men and the thrill of reciprocated attraction from them meanwhile yall implying im lying write stories that almost sound like the halalified version of western hookup culture where instead of saying “i f*cked her without knowing her name” you say “i went on a date and didn’t know her name” AT LEAST THE FIRST IS MORE BELIEVABLE? Like how do you organize a date with someone without even knowing their name :mindblown: Like be fucking fr and then in the next post yall cry how hard modern dating is. Almost like that shit you wrote was fake :drakelaugh::chrisfreshhah:
 
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Y’all trying soooo hard to act big and bad with your little harem fantasies this why Muslim men… …
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end rant :trumpsmirk:
 
I consider you a lunatic like basra tbh. Those gang stalking threads you made were nuts.
Okay I was joking about the gangstalking but come tf on :faysalwtf: Idk what it is about me people get extra bold and have no xishood cold approaching me irl whether it be men or women sooo? Every joke has a little truth in it…. there’s something to it all that I just can’t put my finger on it:cosbyhmm: I’m surprised you remember that cuz wtf I forgot about it myself
 

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Okay I was joking about the gangstalking but come tf on :faysalwtf: Idk what it is about me people get extra bold and have no xishood cold approaching me irl whether it be men or women sooo? Every joke has a little truth in it…. there’s something to it all that I just can’t put my finger on it:cosbyhmm: I’m surprised you remember that cuz wtf I forgot about it myself

I legit never heard of gang stalking until you made those threads. Searched it up on YouTube and saw crazy niggas yelling at random people :dead: :dead: :dead: .
 

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Can you make your next tale less pedestrian? Crushing on substance users and toy merchants is a bore. Let's elevate these standards.

The next leading man will be a handsome incubus or jinn.

Was he an aqueous beast lurking around a damp oasis or a smokeless firestorm found near a hidden hillside? Doesn’t matter. He’s sinfully hot, promises you a ring, and claims to be a practicing man with a palace made of gold, floating high in the sky with crystal cobblestones beneath his feet. He’ll say your amber eyes almost rival the darkness of the houri, and your melodious voice? Criminal.
 
Can you make your next tale less pedestrian? Crushing on substance users and toy merchants is a bore. Let's elevate these standards.

The next leading man will be a handsome incubus or jinn.

Was he an aqueous beast lurking around a damp oasis or a smokeless firestorm found near a hidden hillside? Doesn’t matter. He’s sinfully hot, promises you a ring, and claims to be a practicing man with a palace made of gold, floating high in the sky with crystal cobblestones beneath his feet. He’ll say your amber eyes almost rival the darkness of the houri, and your melodious voice? Criminal.
You have a way with words. How many fantasy and love novels have you read?
 
Can you make your next tale less pedestrian? Crushing on substance users and toy merchants is a bore. Let's elevate these standards.

The next leading man will be a handsome incubus or jinn.

Was he an aqueous beast lurking around a damp oasis or a smokeless firestorm found near a hidden hillside? Doesn’t matter. He’s sinfully hot, promises you a ring, and claims to be a practicing man with a palace made of gold, floating high in the sky with crystal cobblestones beneath his feet. He’ll say your amber eyes almost rival the darkness of the houri, and your melodious voice? Criminal.
I already mentioned a few times I had a rich Italian guy take me out but he was a huge narcissist and I couldn’t handle it. If I wanted to be running around with rich men and writing about it i could easily wtf but I mean at least the ones I come across almost view me as a prey and give me abusive vibes…I just can’t do it.

Like I’m not trying to be abused all I want is a wholesome emotional and romantic connection. And lowkey I want someone atleast close to my own age.. I’m in my early 20s and that guy was well into his 30s soooo…
 

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Can you make your next tale less pedestrian? Crushing on substance users and toy merchants is a bore. Let's elevate these standards.

The next leading man will be a handsome incubus or jinn.

Was he an aqueous beast lurking around a damp oasis or a smokeless firestorm found near a hidden hillside? Doesn’t matter. He’s sinfully hot, promises you a ring, and claims to be a practicing man with a palace made of gold, floating high in the sky with crystal cobblestones beneath his feet. He’ll say your amber eyes almost rival the darkness of the houri, and your melodious voice? Criminal.
Your posts make me feel intellectually inferior.
 
:faysalwtf: No cuz why tf yall tagging me trying to talk s*** and suggest im lying.

First of all I’m a young woman and i think y’all are just seriously ignorant on just how bold and wild men can get especially when they think they can get away with it. It has nothing to do with my looks but MEN in general. Even if I was ugly it would be happening but anyways I digress. I think what really bothers some of yall is not that some men show interest in me but the fact I reciprocate it. Like are yall mad I got options?? :heh: By the way yall can be mad all you want but at the very least I’m not playing anyone, messing around sleeping around etc. Meanwhile some of yall out here boasting about “talking to several girls at a time” and “mixing them up”, “forgetting” your dates name, the list goes on.. No offense but you guys stories really come off as BS 1000x more than mine.

All I’m doing is gushing over a few men and the thrill of reciprocated attraction from them meanwhile yall implying im lying write stories that almost sound like the halalified version of western hookup culture where instead of saying “i f*cked her without knowing her name” you say “i went on a date and didn’t know her name” AT LEAST THE FIRST IS MORE BELIEVABLE? Like how do you organize a date with someone without even knowing their name :mindblown: Like be fucking fr and then in the next post yall cry how hard modern dating is. Almost like that shit you wrote was fake :drakelaugh::chrisfreshhah:
They’re kinda repetitive but no not in particular.
 

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