Somalispot official singing competition

[a y a n]

London’s a very multicultural society. I can speak pretty good patios (Jamaican) and I know many Lingala, Yoruba and Igbo phrases. But In that voicenote it was pure English babes

you’re homies with nigerians?
GTFO LMAOAOAOOA
also i swear that shit wasn’t english don’t mess with yourself

 

[Macalin M]

you’re homies with nigerians?
GTFO LMAOAOAOOA
also i swear that shit wasn’t english don’t mess with yourself

I got Nigerian akhis. But don’t get it twisted the Madows I chill with are the cool Madows.

 

[Abdisamad]

i could understand two words out of that
learn english bruv
also when you get jumped by six D1 commits don’t say “wErE nOt pUssIes oUt hEre bRuh”

 

[Macalin M]

She trifling I spoke perfect english

 

[a y a n]

She trifling I spoke perfect english

perfect mumbo jumbo
half of it was unintelligible srry
just listen to it through and watch a video of any american speaking
you sound crazy asf

 

[Macalin M]

perfect mumbo jumbo
half of it was unintelligible srry
just listen to it through and watch a video of any american speaking
you sound crazy asf

Man shut up with your child voice

 

[a y a n]

Man shut up with your child voice

f*ck you
at least it’s easy to understand
you’re shit sounds like literal japanese anime narrators or something
whole diff language

 

[Macalin M]

f*ck you
at least it’s easy to understand
you’re shit sounds like literal japanese anime narrators or something
whole diff language

Man mine was understandable. Go take a nap or something kiddo

 

[Abdisamad]

f*ck you
at least it’s easy to understand
you’re shit sounds like literal japanese anime narrators or something
whole diff language

Ayan is on fire

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[a y a n]

Ayan is on fire

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1. wish i was overweight ngl send food

 

[Abdisamad]

1. wish i was overweight ngl send food

What did you ran out of food stamps

 

[a y a n]

What did you ran out of food stamps

sadly not
these carbs aint cutting it
i’m back at 43 kg send help

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

sadly not
these carbs aint cutting it
i’m back at 43 kg send help

is there a famine going on in the US or wtf

 

[Abdisamad]

sadly not
these carbs aint cutting it
i’m back at 45 kg send help

I haven't seen a xalimo without big fat thighs yet.. You must be like 1% of the xalimo population who's actually skinny and not thick skinny.

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[a y a n]

is there a famine going on in the US or wtf

high metabolism and refusing to work out is a ngl
all these obese es taking what fat should have been MINE not fair

 

[a y a n]

I haven't seen a xalimo without big fat thighs yet.. You must be like 1% of the xalimo population who's actually skinny and not thick skinny.

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creepy
anyways my thighs took all of my weight and the rest of me is a noodle f*ck this
i’m going to ignore the fact that you said that

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

high metabolism and refusing to work out is a ngl
all these obese es taking what fat should have been MINE not fair

naa bax soo cun

43kgs? thats skinny abdi shit xalimos are supposed to be thicc

 

[Abdisamad]

creepy
anyways my thighs took all of my weight and the rest of me is a noodle f*ck this
i’m going to ignore the fact that you said that

Lool.. It's the Somali female gene.. Even if they are skinny their thigh is still thick

 

[a y a n]

naa bax soo cun

43kgs? thats skinny abdi shit xalimos are supposed to be thicc

currently eating an entire pint of ice cream
stfu i’ll be a skinny abdi then
i was at 45kg like two days ago the weight just fell off

 

[Abdisamad]

creepy
anyways my thighs took all of my weight and the rest of me is a noodle f*ck this
i’m going to ignore the fact that you said that