Somalispot official unpopular opinions thread

[Odkac WRLD]

All Somali men should marry morrocan( only for aesthetic reasons), Japanese, Korean and have xalimos as side chicks

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

I am not warsangeli, nice try

No darling, you are the nigga behind the eyedoor.

 

[Daacad90]

You had me believe you were my kind
I like you a lot but I dislike SL a hell of a lot more

I see... so you dislike me then

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I see... so you dislike me then

Did I stutter?
I guess I can make an exception

 

[Daacad90]

No darling, you are the nigga behind the eyedoor.

Aren't you an eyedoor yourself?

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Aren't you an eyedoor yourself?

Indeed

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Indeed

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

No darling, you are the nigga behind the eyedoor.

Gadabuursi are Somalilanders except for those who bootyclap for Ugandishu.

Dhulos and Warsans are Somalilanders for a monthly fee.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Pardon me, Google translate failed. I meant incorrect, I am Warra Yejju Oromo.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

Gadabuursi are Somalilanders except for those who bootyclap for Ugandishu.

Dhulos and Warsans are Somalilanders for a monthly fee.

They're rebellion lasted under 3 days.

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

They're rebellion lasted under 3 days.

Pro-Xamar Gadabuursi have a government-in-exile consisting of 20 men who went to a xaflad for free food and their wives.

 

[Daacad90]

Somali women’s beauty can’t be topped.

Sis spoke faxx!!! quruxda qarni africa maa nugu gari karo!!!

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Sis spoke faxx!!! quruxda qarni africa maa nugu gari karo!!!

i had a stroke reading that walaal

 

[Daacad90]

i had a stroke reading that walaal

You disagree?

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Sis spoke faxx!!! quruxda qarni africa maa nugu gari karo!!!

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Somali women’s beauty can’t be topped.

I like bashing xalimos for fun but that's the truth no cap

 

[Daacad90]

Pro-Xamar Gadabuursi have a government-in-exile consisting of 20 men who went to a xaflad for free food and their wives.

Lets be honest, the only reason why we are pro SL is because its peaceful unlike somalia. Daanta waaye lol

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

You disagree?

Nah

It's just I legit couldn't read the Somali part

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I like bashing xalimos for fun but that's the truth no cap

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Lets be honest, the only reason why we are pro SL is because its peaceful unlike somalia. Daanta waaye lol

Also because you lot would be an enclave that would've been invaded anyway quickly before Djibouti comes in lool

Jokes aside, why can't Warsans and Dhulos realize this? Aar waa dantooda Somalia is dead. Xamar doesn't give two shits about itself, would it give a f*ck about a bunch of Indian-sounding northerners who hate them regardless if they join or stay out of the union?