Somalithopia: The United States of East Africa

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I was in the nightclub sinning with a married woman between whose legs I wanted to stick my tongue. Stefanie was kitted out in a backless dress that could make a blind man cry and a neckline that plunged lower than a scuba diver. I was decked out in my best white khamees with a copy of Ibn Taymiyya tucked under my deodarised armpit. The booze was flowing, the babes were jumping, and the organ of my body which the clerics told me not to play with was throbbing. Life was good.

After some dirty dancing of a kind that I cannot repeat on here, I leaned in with a devious smile and, putting on my sexy voice, purred, "Sugarlips, why don't you bail on your ugly husband with the missing tooth and take up with a real man like me?" Blushing on all four cheeks, the sweetie replied in a cute African accent "I would luff to, but my rightwing Xabashi parents will be cross if I bring home a Somali hunk."

I've had similiar experiences with Ethiopian honeyz whose clan want them to keep the romance within national boundaries. Got me thinking: Can there ever be a union between Somalia and Ethiopia so that Xabashi chicks can turn tricks for Somali dicks? Can there be a United States of Somalithopia? Maybe even a union of all cushitic people into one big republic. It's been done before. Syria, Egypt and Libya dissolved into one Arab nation in the Twentieth Century. Do we have the visionaries to make it work?

 

[TheMadMullah]

Hooyada usheeg

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Hooyada usheeg

You're just mad because Stefanie is your sister.

 

[HuunoHunter]

I was in the nightclub sinning with a married woman between whose legs I wanted to stick my tongue. Stefanie was kitted out in a backless dress that could make a blind man cry and a neckline that plunged lower than a scuba diver. I was decked out in my best white khamees with a copy of Ibn Taymiyya tucked under my deodarised armpit. The booze was flowing, the babes were jumping, and the organ of my body which the clerics told me not to play with was throbbing. Life was good.

After some dirty dancing of a kind that I cannot repeat on here, I leaned in with a devious smile and, putting on my sexy voice, purred, "Sugarlips, why don't you bail on your ugly husband with the missing tooth and take up with a real man like me?" Blushing on all four cheeks, the sweetie replied in a cute African accent "I would luff to, but my rightwing Xabashi parents will be cross if I bring home a Somali hunk."

I've had similiar experiences with Ethiopian honeyz whose clan want them to keep the romance within national boundaries. Got me thinking: Can there ever be a union between Somalia and Ethiopia so that Xabashi chicks can turn tricks for Somali dicks? Can there be a United States of Somalithopia? Maybe even a union of all cushitic people into one big republic. It's been done before. Syria, Egypt and Libya dissolved into one Arab nation in the Twentieth Century. Do we have the visionaries to make it work?

Warya, you should start writing fanfics of SS members.

 

[Benjamin]

I was in the nightclub sinning with a married woman between whose legs I wanted to stick my tongue. Stefanie was kitted out in a backless dress that could make a blind man cry and a neckline that plunged lower than a scuba diver. I was decked out in my best white khamees with a copy of Ibn Taymiyya tucked under my deodarised armpit. The booze was flowing, the babes were jumping, and the organ of my body which the clerics told me not to play with was throbbing. Life was good.

After some dirty dancing of a kind that I cannot repeat on here, I leaned in with a devious smile and, putting on my sexy voice, purred, "Sugarlips, why don't you bail on your ugly husband with the missing tooth and take up with a real man like me?" Blushing on all four cheeks, the sweetie replied in a cute African accent "I would luff to, but my rightwing Xabashi parents will be cross if I bring home a Somali hunk."

I've had similiar experiences with Ethiopian honeyz whose clan want them to keep the romance within national boundaries. Got me thinking: Can there ever be a union between Somalia and Ethiopia so that Xabashi chicks can turn tricks for Somali dicks? Can there be a United States of Somalithopia? Maybe even a union of all cushitic people into one big republic. It's been done before. Syria, Egypt and Libya dissolved into one Arab nation in the Twentieth Century. Do we have the visionaries to make it work?

Your statement has nothing to do with the title, & wtf did I just read?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Warya, you should start writing fanfics of SS members.

Fanfics? Not sure I follow.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Your statement has nothing to do with the title, & wtf did I just read?

You just read how to get Ethio poontang.

The Title is about Somalithopia, just like my post.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

@Duchess get in here. This is the time for we internationalists to strike.

@Menelik III put your raw meat down and join my new Somalithopian party.

 

[Von]

No need for a union fam, set up a maid exchange for habesha women like HSM did for Saudi Arabia

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

No need for a union fam, set up a maid exchange for habesha women like HSM did for Saudi Arabia

Tigray don't love their wimmin to be enslaved. They are batshit feminists. Sad, but true.

 

[Von]

Tigray don't love their wimmin to be enslaved. They are batshit feminists. Sad, but true.

what about women's internship program?

 

[Xooshdheere]

stop chewing khat, this story escalated quickly.

went from tonguing s to annexing somalia

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

what about women's internship program?

Doesn't go far enough because we need to open the borders to cheap xabashi booze. Oromo hoes won't be game without the divine liquid. I'm sick of paying through the nose for expensive black market booze in Xamar.A union between raw meat lovers and qaat chewers would make for a smoother, safer, and easier shukansi process.

 

[Agent 47]

The name sounds like a name you would name a zoo
is this a zoo for xabashis?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

stop chewing khat, this story escalated quickly.

went from tonguing s to annexing somalia

No, We'd be annexing their cuties. Never put politics ahead of punani. A rookie's mistake.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The name sounds like a name you would name a zoo
is this a zoo for xabashis?

Do you prefer Ethiomalia? Whatever rocks your boat. I thought putting Somali first would appeal to our weaker minds.

 

[Von]

Doesn't go far enough because we need to open the borders to cheap xabashi booze. Oromo hoes won't be game without the divine liquid. I'm sick of paying through the nose for expensive black market booze in Xamar.A union between raw meat lovers and qaat chewers would make for a smoother, safer, and easier shukansi process.

the f*ck, what did i read Turn Somalia into Turkey and you'll have all the local ass you want, Habesha are always for the short term don't forget that.

 

[Agent 47]

Do you prefer Ethiomalia? Whatever rocks your boat. I thought putting Somali first would appeal to our weaker minds.

H3ll2damadaf0ck1ngn0

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

the f*ck, what did i read Turn Somalia into Turkey and you'll have all the local ass you want, Habesha are always for the short term don't forget that.

We have to win a costly civil war against Saudi brainwashed Abu Gaylords and Ibn Shemales before we become the Turkey of Africa. I'll be a corpse by then. I already had two heart attacks this week. Why not just let the Ethios take care of our beardies and chill with their sisters?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

H3ll2damadaf0ck1ngn0

Narrow minded brute.