Soon I'll visit Hargeisa but I'm gonna do things differently! I'll get there unannounced 2 save

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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It's impossible to hide. They all have the biggest mouths. You would have to not tell anyone that you're there but then what's the point in going?

People from the bush will arrive at your house within days.

Walahi you are right abt them coming into the city from the bush the moment they hear "ina habel" has arrived. How can one turn down such a person?
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Meeting family members = heavy price tag.

Adeer, this @Mercury character waa naag is nacdey! He has no idea about it because whenever he goes there he goes with his mom who puts on a crazy defense of "waa inan yaroo iskuul ku jira". Ive exhausted that avenue, cant use that anymore.
 

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
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Adeer, this @Mercury character waa naag is nacdey! He has no idea about it because whenever he goes there he goes with his mom who puts on a crazy defense of "waa inan yaroo iskuul ku jira". Ive exhausted that avenue, cant use that anymore.
If anyone Ever ask me about money I tell them Upfront that I Will pay or not pay demanding on what they need it for

One relative asked for 2k to open a shop I told him Im not gonna give him cause Imo that was a bad investment shitty location

Anyways someone else payed now 1,5 year later the same shop went out of business
 
some great deal of money.

I'm sick and tired of putting $2k aside to hand out to the stream of people showing up at my residence each and every morning with unfortunate problems.

I'm already spending $1500 ticket to get there. I need $1200 to use in the duration of my vacation which will be 3 weeks.

@Duke of Bohol is it possible to discreetly be in town without relatives knowing about it?

Can you give me some tips.

I know that you U.K. folks go there every few months since you people don't have jobs and the people back home call you "the U.K. people broken than an oromo car wash man ".

I've heard that the bag carriers despise you at HARGEISA airport because you folks use them to get your stuff carried to your car but cuss them out when they ask for little change
Good for you some relatives expect a daily check from you when you enter Hargeisa. We used to have ones that asked is everyday cunto ma haysano
And we discovered that these fuckers had bags of rice inside their house
 

xisaabiye

Ibnu Suxuufi Ibnu Al Dhoobe
If not your relatives, then someone else. The entire country baku shaxaadeya:pachah1: . From the airport, to the control points, to that dark nigga Khalid standing in the middle of Hargeysa with his shirt off:damn:
 

EternalLightX

Queen of the light
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Go to Djibouti adeer, i miss the gazelles there :banderas: My good 'ol Johnnie walker on the beach with with beautiful dark skinned issa dimes
Wearing jiilbaabs ? A girl would be shot dead if she worse just a dirac with all her curves clinging whilst she away from the beach, we don't want the baboon men to rape her do we ? That's why we need the burka and jiilbaab for our protection from the evil mokneys who savagely feast their eyes on every women they see enjoying themselves.
 

DiricLover

Qalanjo
Wearing jiilbaabs ? A girl would be shot dead if she worse just a dirac with all her curves clinging whilst she away from the beach, we don't want the baboon men to rape her do we ? That's why we need the burka and jiilbaab for our protection from the evil mokneys who savagely feast their eyes on every women they see enjoying themselves.
Adiga jilbaabka maxa kugu saliday oo baas
 

EternalLightX

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Adiga jilbaabka maxa kugu saliday oo baas
It's ugly and hideous garment that makes the country look ugly ??? What happened to Dirac ?? Or bati ?? Or guuntino ??? Why a grim reaper outfit ???

I want the thing banned so people have a choice on what to wear, its shear laziness wearing a bag over your body, come on ladies make an effort.
 

Bohol

VIP
If not your relatives, then someone else. The entire country baku shaxaadeya:pachah1: . From the airport, to the control points, to that dark nigga Khalid standing in the middle of Hargeysa with his shirt off:damn:



Lol you mean the middle aged man in the middle of the suuq with the homeless clothes
that asks people walking in the suuq for money randomly?
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Good for you some relatives expect a daily check from you when you enter Hargeisa. We used to have ones that asked is everyday cunto ma haysano
And we discovered that these fuckers had bags of rice inside their house

Horta why do they camp at our residence the duration of our time there. They have to be fed like the cadaans feed their dogs. These people have no shame.

However, they are awesome to hold a conversation with them at night. They full of stories.

They also like to have your stuff when you are leaving.
 
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