Shmurda
King Of NSFW
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@Shmurda, the son of a pharmacist and a beloved school teacher, he grew up in a modest home, just outside the Toronto suburbs, surrounded by encouraging siblings and parents that let him express himself as long as his grades were high and his chores were done.
'sugar foot, did you give the apple to Ms T"
'yes hooyo, I placed it right on her desk as I checked out my plants in horticulture class, they are growing mighty fine, all it needed was more direct sun light and the photosynthesis took over"
"fariid waaxid, that is why you are such a joy, I left you some cookies and milk down stairs, go and enjoy it baby"
He walked with absolute grace and eloquence, praised by neighbors and envied by kids his age, as he was the poster boy of the neighborhood and the leader of the boys scout with merit badges unseen in decades decorated in his tucked in shirt and neatly combed hair. Sharmaake was unimpressed with with the opinions of others and all the awards he won, to him, being a good person and doing the right thing came natural to him. This was not an act.
However, during his free time, he often listened to explicit rap music, contrast to his public image, particular from new york boroughs, as they had a habit of adding the prefix 'shh' to words, money becomes shhmoney, murder become shhmurda, ice-cream becomes shhh-cream. This word play was something he took a liking to, although he let the desert eagle spray in his imagination, in actuality he would rather give you a firm hand shake and a bright smile. There's no need to be scared or bothered by his posts because in real life, his is loved and cherished.
no doubt, we are looking at a future leader some day.
'sugar foot, did you give the apple to Ms T"
'yes hooyo, I placed it right on her desk as I checked out my plants in horticulture class, they are growing mighty fine, all it needed was more direct sun light and the photosynthesis took over"
"fariid waaxid, that is why you are such a joy, I left you some cookies and milk down stairs, go and enjoy it baby"
He walked with absolute grace and eloquence, praised by neighbors and envied by kids his age, as he was the poster boy of the neighborhood and the leader of the boys scout with merit badges unseen in decades decorated in his tucked in shirt and neatly combed hair. Sharmaake was unimpressed with with the opinions of others and all the awards he won, to him, being a good person and doing the right thing came natural to him. This was not an act.
However, during his free time, he often listened to explicit rap music, contrast to his public image, particular from new york boroughs, as they had a habit of adding the prefix 'shh' to words, money becomes shhmoney, murder become shhmurda, ice-cream becomes shhh-cream. This word play was something he took a liking to, although he let the desert eagle spray in his imagination, in actuality he would rather give you a firm hand shake and a bright smile. There's no need to be scared or bothered by his posts because in real life, his is loved and cherished.
no doubt, we are looking at a future leader some day.
Shmurda
King Of NSFW
I don't even know what to say wallahi@Shmurda, the son of a pharmacist and a beloved school teacher, he grew up in a modest home, just outside the Toronto suburbs, surrounded by encouraging siblings and parents that let him express himself as long as his grades were high and his chores were done.
'sugar foot, did you give the apple to Ms T"
'yes hooyo, I placed it right on her desk as I checked out my plants in horticulture class, they are growing mighty fine, all it needed was more direct sun light and the photosynthesis took over"
"fariid waaxid, that is why you are such a joy, I left you some cookies and milk down stairs, go and enjoy it baby"
He walked with absolute grace and eloquence, praised by neighbors and envied by kids his age, as he was the poster boy of the neighborhood and the leader of the boys scout with merit badges unseen in decades decorated in his tucked in shirt and neatly combed hair. Sharmaake was unimpressed with with the opinions of others and all the awards he won, to him, being a good person and doing the right thing came natural to him. This was not an act.
However, during his free time, he often listened to explicit rap music, contrast to his public image, particular from new york boroughs, as they had a habit of adding the prefix 'shh' to words, money becomes shhmoney, murder become shhmurda, ice-cream becomes shhh-cream. This word play was something he took a liking to, although he let the desert eagle spray in his imagination, in actuality he would rather give you a firm hand shake and a bright smile. There's no need to be scared or bothered by his posts because in real life, his is loved and cherished.
no doubt, we are looking at a future leader some day.
Ayaanle__
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This is gold@Shmurda, the son of a pharmacist and a beloved school teacher, he grew up in a modest home, just outside the Toronto suburbs, surrounded by encouraging siblings and parents that let him express himself as long as his grades were high and his chores were done.
'sugar foot, did you give the apple to Ms T"
'yes hooyo, I placed it right on her desk as I checked out my plants in horticulture class, they are growing mighty fine, all it needed was more direct sun light and the photosynthesis took over"
"fariid waaxid, that is why you are such a joy, I left you some cookies and milk down stairs, go and enjoy it baby"
He walked with absolute grace and eloquence, praised by neighbors and envied by kids his age, as he was the poster boy of the neighborhood and the leader of the boys scout with merit badges unseen in decades decorated in his tucked in shirt and neatly combed hair. Sharmaake was unimpressed with with the opinions of others and all the awards he won, to him, being a good person and doing the right thing came natural to him. This was not an act.
However, during his free time, he often listened to explicit rap music, contrast to his public image, particular from new york boroughs, as they had a habit of adding the prefix 'shh' to words, money becomes shhmoney, murder become shhmurda, ice-cream becomes shhh-cream. This word play was something he took a liking to, although he let the desert eagle spray in his imagination, in actuality he would rather give you a firm hand shake and a bright smile. There's no need to be scared or bothered by his posts because in real life, his is loved and cherished.
no doubt, we are looking at a future leader some day.
I smell a New York best seller@Shmurda, the son of a pharmacist and a beloved school teacher, he grew up in a modest home, just outside the Toronto suburbs, surrounded by encouraging siblings and parents that let him express himself as long as his grades were high and his chores were done.
'sugar foot, did you give the apple to Ms T"
'yes hooyo, I placed it right on her desk as I checked out my plants in horticulture class, they are growing mighty fine, all it needed was more direct sun light and the photosynthesis took over"
"fariid waaxid, that is why you are such a joy, I left you some cookies and milk down stairs, go and enjoy it baby"
He walked with absolute grace and eloquence, praised by neighbors and envied by kids his age, as he was the poster boy of the neighborhood and the leader of the boys scout with merit badges unseen in decades decorated in his tucked in shirt and neatly combed hair. Sharmaake was unimpressed with with the opinions of others and all the awards he won, to him, being a good person and doing the right thing came natural to him. This was not an act.
However, during his free time, he often listened to explicit rap music, contrast to his public image, particular from new york boroughs, as they had a habit of adding the prefix 'shh' to words, money becomes shhmoney, murder become shhmurda, ice-cream becomes shhh-cream. This word play was something he took a liking to, although he let the desert eagle spray in his imagination, in actuality he would rather give you a firm hand shake and a bright smile. There's no need to be scared or bothered by his posts because in real life, his is loved and cherished.
no doubt, we are looking at a future leader some day.
Shmurda
King Of NSFW
This is gold
Is this a diss shmurda and jerk each other off circle that was the most backhanded insult
I don't even claim to be gangsta yall just assume that I am one off of my posts not my fault. Next time dont assume stuff
Waryaa get of Sspot and do your KumonIs this a diss shmurda and jerk each other off circle that was the most backhanded insult
I don't even claim to be gangsta yall just assume that I am one off of my posts not my fault. Next time dont assume stuff
Ayaanle__
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Appreciate the word play and writingIs this a diss shmurda and jerk each other off circle that was the most backhanded insult
I don't even claim to be gangsta yall just assume that I am one off of my posts not my fault. Next time dont assume stuff
Shmurda
King Of NSFW
Stfu nigga get off of sspot and fix ur fucked up slsep scheduleWaryaa get of Sspot and do your Kumon
What am i gonna do go outside or something
Medulla
Bah Qabiil Fluid
Studio session with the Gang:
Today was @Ayaanle__ big day it was his 2 week anniversary with @Karats he just got out of a rocky relationship with University of Georgia sweetheart @sambuusi . All his boys were mocking him for saying he was still in love with her so he felt obligated to prove his love for his new love by writing her a love song. He gathered his soriortiy brothers around to help think of some lyrics for his song.
@Ayaanle__ : As you guys know I think I've found the one with karats she's sweet respectful and listens to what I ask for.
@The Bloody-Nine : You expect any of us to believe this qashin bro? You are trying waaay to hard here we all know you have feelings for her.
@Shmurda : Brother Nine I ask you to refrain from speaking in this manner if you feel way wouldn't it be better to discuss this on a one a basis?
@Al-Burcaawi : Du borde skriva henne en kärlekssång!
@The Bloody-Nine : Who let this Reer Reskassa nigga into the group? He always does this speaking in af ikea as if we understand him.
@Ayaanle__ : Shut your mouth he is my literal cousin if you have a problem with him you have problem with me akh. He can speak english but he prefers to speak in swedish! Besides I'll translate he said " I should write her a love song" which is exactly what I am planning to do her today?
@Shmurda: Brother I am always here to help you with anything. I haven't mentioned this before but I used to be well known in my "endz" excuse my language as the next trey songz hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Han ljuger för dig!!!!! Han kan inte sjunga alls jag skulle hellre äta soor
@Ayaanle__ Caaadi iska dhig saxiib don't diss him anyway guys I have thought of a topic. I am going to call the track "Somali Girl" cause she is my princess
@The Bloody-Nine : Basic ass title for a basic ass b!tch am I right bois?
* In that moment all the guys in the room rushed to TBN and beat him senselessly and throw him out the door*
In that moment Ayaanle's phone rang it was his sweetheart Karats calling about his whereabouts. He picks up the phone whispers sweet nothings and gets straight back into it with the boys. Karats last words to him were how much she loved him regardless of his height issues. Hearing that gave him the motivation to write this song for his lover.
@Ayaanle__ : Okay guys let's get moving give me some things I should say in the song.
@Shmurda: Brother how about repeating the hook 100 times? Keep the song short and sweet and it can't fail hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Säg detta i början " Why are you so different from the world?"
@Shmurda: Brother that makes no sense....
@Ayaanle__ : I love it! Shmurda either give me some lines or go away akh no negative vibes over here.
@Shmurda :
@Ayaanle__ : Since you don't plan on helping out you can leave. Anyways me and my cuzzo have this sorted just give me 20 mins .
* 9 Hours Later *
@Al-Burcaawi :Detta låter fantastiskt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ayaanle__ I know bro when she hears this she will know I am serious about our relationship. My qalanjo qoordheer for real for real. Let me send this to her right now!
@Karats: I can't believe my cutie pie really made me a song! What did I do to deserve such a great man. He doesn't eat soor he is the perfect height for me and he tells me how much he loves me everyday.
Today was @Ayaanle__ big day it was his 2 week anniversary with @Karats he just got out of a rocky relationship with University of Georgia sweetheart @sambuusi . All his boys were mocking him for saying he was still in love with her so he felt obligated to prove his love for his new love by writing her a love song. He gathered his soriortiy brothers around to help think of some lyrics for his song.
@Ayaanle__ : As you guys know I think I've found the one with karats she's sweet respectful and listens to what I ask for.
@The Bloody-Nine : You expect any of us to believe this qashin bro? You are trying waaay to hard here we all know you have feelings for her.
@Shmurda : Brother Nine I ask you to refrain from speaking in this manner if you feel way wouldn't it be better to discuss this on a one a basis?
@Al-Burcaawi : Du borde skriva henne en kärlekssång!
@The Bloody-Nine : Who let this Reer Reskassa nigga into the group? He always does this speaking in af ikea as if we understand him.
@Ayaanle__ : Shut your mouth he is my literal cousin if you have a problem with him you have problem with me akh. He can speak english but he prefers to speak in swedish! Besides I'll translate he said " I should write her a love song" which is exactly what I am planning to do her today?
@Shmurda: Brother I am always here to help you with anything. I haven't mentioned this before but I used to be well known in my "endz" excuse my language as the next trey songz hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Han ljuger för dig!!!!! Han kan inte sjunga alls jag skulle hellre äta soor
@Ayaanle__ Caaadi iska dhig saxiib don't diss him anyway guys I have thought of a topic. I am going to call the track "Somali Girl" cause she is my princess
@The Bloody-Nine : Basic ass title for a basic ass b!tch am I right bois?
* In that moment all the guys in the room rushed to TBN and beat him senselessly and throw him out the door*
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In that moment Ayaanle's phone rang it was his sweetheart Karats calling about his whereabouts. He picks up the phone whispers sweet nothings and gets straight back into it with the boys. Karats last words to him were how much she loved him regardless of his height issues. Hearing that gave him the motivation to write this song for his lover.
@Ayaanle__ : Okay guys let's get moving give me some things I should say in the song.
@Shmurda: Brother how about repeating the hook 100 times? Keep the song short and sweet and it can't fail hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Säg detta i början " Why are you so different from the world?"
@Shmurda: Brother that makes no sense....
@Ayaanle__ : I love it! Shmurda either give me some lines or go away akh no negative vibes over here.
@Shmurda :
@Ayaanle__ : Since you don't plan on helping out you can leave. Anyways me and my cuzzo have this sorted just give me 20 mins .
* 9 Hours Later *
@Al-Burcaawi :Detta låter fantastiskt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ayaanle__ I know bro when she hears this she will know I am serious about our relationship. My qalanjo qoordheer for real for real. Let me send this to her right now!
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@Karats: I can't believe my cutie pie really made me a song! What did I do to deserve such a great man. He doesn't eat soor he is the perfect height for me and he tells me how much he loves me everyday.
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@Ayaanle__, do you think he portrayed you well?Studio session with the Gang:
Today was @Ayaanle__ big day it was his 2 week anniversary with @Karats he just got out of a rocky relationship with University of Georgia sweetheart @sambuusi . All his boys were mocking him for saying he was still in love with her so he felt obligated to prove his love for his new love by writing her a love song. He gathered his soriortiy brothers around to help think of some lyrics for his song.
@Ayaanle__ : As you guys know I think I've found the one with karats she's sweet respectful and listens to what I ask for.
@The Bloody-Nine : You expect any of us to believe this qashin bro? You are trying waaay to hard here we all know you have feelings for her.
@Shmurda : Brother Nine I ask you to refrain from speaking in this manner if you feel way wouldn't it be better to discuss this on a one a basis?
@Al-Burcaawi : Du borde skriva henne en kärlekssång!
@The Bloody-Nine : Who let this Reer Reskassa nigga into the group? He always does this speaking in af ikea as if we understand him.
@Ayaanle__ : Shut your mouth he is my literal cousin if you have a problem with him you have problem with me akh. He can speak english but he prefers to speak in swedish! Besides I'll translate he said " I should write her a love song" which is exactly what I am planning to do her today?
@Shmurda: Brother I am always here to help you with anything. I haven't mentioned this before but I used to be well known in my "endz" excuse my language as the next trey songz hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Han ljuger för dig!!!!! Han kan inte sjunga alls jag skulle hellre äta soor
@Ayaanle__ Caaadi iska dhig saxiib don't diss him anyway guys I have thought of a topic. I am going to call the track "Somali Girl" cause she is my princess
@The Bloody-Nine : Basic ass title for a basic ass b!tch am I right bois?
* In that moment all the guys in the room rushed to TBN and beat him senselessly and throw him out the door*
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In that moment Ayaanle's phone rang it was his sweetheart Karats calling about his whereabouts. He picks up the phone whispers sweet nothings and gets straight back into it with the boys. Karats last words to him were how much she loved him regardless of his height issues. Hearing that gave him the motivation to write this song for his lover.
@Ayaanle__ : Okay guys let's get moving give me some things I should say in the song.
@Shmurda: Brother how about repeating the hook 100 times? Keep the song short and sweet and it can't fail hehe.
@Al-Burcaawi : Säg detta i början " Why are you so different from the world?"
@Shmurda: Brother that makes no sense....
@Ayaanle__ : I love it! Shmurda either give me some lines or go away akh no negative vibes over here.
@Shmurda :
@Ayaanle__ : Since you don't plan on helping out you can leave. Anyways me and my cuzzo have this sorted just give me 20 mins .
* 9 Hours Later *
@Al-Burcaawi :Detta låter fantastiskt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ayaanle__ I know bro when she hears this she will know I am serious about our relationship. My qalanjo qoordheer for real for real. Let me send this to her right now!
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@Karats: I can't believe my cutie pie really made me a song! What did I do to deserve such a great man. He doesn't eat soor he is the perfect height for me and he tells me how much he loves me everyday.
Ayo I can't do this anymore I am bored it was fun though too many people in this convo for it to really work
Shmurda
King Of NSFW
@Ayaanle__ yooo hes saying u like men ur gonna take that 
Medulla
Bah Qabiil Fluid
@Ayaanle__ yooo hes saying u like men ur gonna take that
Stop causing problems @Karats is a abaayo I know this as a FACT!
Strike6times
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