SSpoters writing styles

[Dalmoor]

@Dalmoor

Don’t butcher af Soomaali, try again.

Since you were born in Utanga, let me give you few tips. It should consist of three words with long vowels missing from the first word.

Futadaa usheeg***

Futadaa u sheeg**


Futadaadi usheeg**

Dabo-daa-di usheeg**

That's all!

 

[Ugaaso]

Futadaa usheeg***

Futadaa u sheeg**


Futadaadi usheeg**

Dabo-daa-di usheeg**

That's all!

Who died and made you the af somali expert

 

[AussieHustler]

Futadaa usheeg***

Futadaa u sheeg**


Futadaadi usheeg**

Dabo-daa-di usheeg**

That's all!

Professor @A_A

Which one is correct? I think he should try again, don’t you think prof?

 

[A_A]

Professor @A_A

Which one is correct? I think he should try again, don’t you think prof?

I’m not the professor, Dalmoor is!
Listen to your teacher

 

[halwa]

@A_A - “Persian cats are so fluffy”

I have some cats for you, by the way.

 

[Sophisticate]

@kickz @AussieHustler @A_A, @Cauli.

Your invite.

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[Ugaaso]

@kickz @AussieHustler @A_A, @Cauli.

Your invite.

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Unfair. I'm never invited to weddings n parties.

 

[A_A]

@kickz @AussieHustler @A_A, @Cauli.

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Your voice is so clear and nice. I sat down for a fat minute thinking about how mines ended up so weird

 

[Sophisticate]

Unfair. I'm never invited to weddings n parties.

You are invited. I just mentioned the usual suspects who were involved in the convo.

Your voice is so clear and nice. I sat down for a fat minute thinking about how mines ended up so weird

Thanks. I'm sure you sound fine. Also, the app is pretty clear.

 

[kickz]

Unfair. I'm never invited to weddings n parties.

Its because you are a FOB

 

[kickz]

@kickz @AussieHustler @A_A, @Cauli.

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2050

Sophie wallahi you need to make Audio books

 

[kickz]

Your voice is so clear and nice. I sat down for a fat minute thinking about how mines ended up so weird

Now I am wondering what you sound like A_A

Maybe like a Hindi SpongeBob

 

[Ugaaso]

Its because you are a FOB

I need a plus 1 for the wedding. Go borrow a suit, midget.

 

[kickz]

I need a plus 1 for the wedding. Go borrow a suit, midget.

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I am sorry, but you aren't on invitation list,
plus @A_A has asked me to take her.

 

[Ahmed321]

Guys this is all jokes and for entertainment only! Don't take none of this serious!

@Apollo We got the Jews on our team part of Afro-Asiatic, hence we will dominate the others. :siilaanyolaugh:

@Ferrari Somali men are are being tested by Allah and is punishing us with cursed Somali women.

@Sheikh I am landheere ugaas reer diini. Us sade are majority in Jubbaland. I am FKD king.

@nine always bring funny quotes, tags people and uses the same emoji.

@Gucci mane always uses this emoji.

@xalimathe6 Buck tooth ashy Abdi, don't derail my thread and exit, please.

@government I am Arab, Banu Hashim from Yemen. I love Arabs and Somalia is part of the Arab league because we are afro-Arabs.

@halwa I can be quiet and innocent, sis, but I’m also loud. Depends if I’ve had my porridge that day. It takes a lot of energy.

@Cauli Somali men must try different flavours. There are many wonderful green postures instead of sticking in the desert with Somali women.

@Kaiser Xaarlimoids must be tamed.

@SOMALI GENERAL always talking about Berbers/North Africans. He must be married to one. God bless him.

@sophisticate Writes essays and always talks about wanting a particular Farah. Example: I seem to attract cerebral Faraxs which are easy on the eyes. They have a gift for gab and prematurely present their hearts on a slab. But mine is too cumbersome to grab. It requires more than just beauty and brilliance it also needs a profundity of patience, compassion, and resilience.

@HalimaJ I am feminine, pretty, got big ass, I reject 99% of men on a daily basis.

@Teeri-Alpha Agah Agah, I am from the Ogaden race who are tall with blond hair and blue eyes. Received PHD in Caghdeerology from the university of Jamaame.

@CaliSomali I don't want to wear Hijab because I live in California where women don't wear such stuff. It's my choice and proceeds to make threads about hair and race.

@sigmund and her crusade with UK Mathows on Twitter and YouTube.

@geeljire madaxweyne Always promoting Cushitic union and crusading against Wahabism and Arabs. Supports Israel.

@Basra always copying people's DP.

@Pastoralite and his hippo fetish.

Somebody Help Me I cant stop laughing.

 

[Cauli]

@kickz @AussieHustler @A_A, @Cauli.

Your invite.

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You should for CBC. I'm sure that they could use your proficiency in speech.

I will also play you my acceptance to your invitation soon.

I expect mudane @AussieHustler to do the same since he is now Reer Borama.

 

[Ugaaso]

I am sorry, but you aren't on invitation list,
plus @A_A has asked me to take her.

 

[halwa]

Futadaa usheeg***

Futadaa u sheeg**


Futadaadi usheeg**

Dabo-daa-di usheeg**

That's all!

Isn’t it futadaada u sheeg? Why are they ending with Is?

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Guys this is all jokes and for entertainment only! Don't take none of this serious!

@Apollo We got the Jews on our team part of Afro-Asiatic, hence we will dominate the others. :siilaanyolaugh:

@Ferrari Somali men are are being tested by Allah and is punishing us with cursed Somali women.

@Sheikh I am landheere ugaas reer diini. Us sade are majority in Jubbaland. I am FKD king.

@nine always bring funny quotes, tags people and uses the same emoji.

@Gucci mane always uses this emoji.

@xalimathe6 Buck tooth ashy Abdi, don't derail my thread and exit, please.

@government I am Arab, Banu Hashim from Yemen. I love Arabs and Somalia is part of the Arab league because we are afro-Arabs.

@halwa I can be quiet and innocent, sis, but I’m also loud. Depends if I’ve had my porridge that day. It takes a lot of energy.

@Cauli Somali men must try different flavours. There are many wonderful green postures instead of sticking in the desert with Somali women.

@Kaiser Xaarlimoids must be tamed.

@SOMALI GENERAL always talking about Berbers/North Africans. He must be married to one. God bless him.

@sophisticate Writes essays and always talks about wanting a particular Farah. Example: I seem to attract cerebral Faraxs which are easy on the eyes. They have a gift for gab and prematurely present their hearts on a slab. But mine is too cumbersome to grab. It requires more than just beauty and brilliance it also needs a profundity of patience, compassion, and resilience.

@HalimaJ I am feminine, pretty, got big ass, I reject 99% of men on a daily basis.

@Teeri-Alpha Agah Agah, I am from the Ogaden race who are tall with blond hair and blue eyes. Received PHD in Caghdeerology from the university of Jamaame.

@CaliSomali I don't want to wear Hijab because I live in California where women don't wear such stuff. It's my choice and proceeds to make threads about hair and race.

@sigmund and her crusade with UK Mathows on Twitter and YouTube.

@geeljire madaxweyne Always promoting Cushitic union and crusading against Wahabism and Arabs. Supports Israel.

@Basra always copying people's DP.

@Pastoralite and his hippo fetish.

 

[Sophisticate]

You should for CBC. I'm sure that they could use your proficiency in speech.

I will also play you my acceptance to your invitation soon.

I expect mudane @AussieHustler to do the same since he is now Reer Borama.

Thank you.


An English accent is my kryptonite be warned.

Aussie is extremely shy. Lol.

2050

Sophie wallahi you need to make Audio books

You're giving me ideas. Perhaps I need a side, side hustle.