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It's not even the UK lads who are talking shit. Aussie fobs and Canadian cokeheads started it then you guys went ahead and slandered UK faraxs calling us all ex-cons and thugs.

Iska ceelli those guys first

How about you lot actually defend us like we do when these flops insult UK somalis?? :reallymaury:

UK males are either suspiciously silent or the turn into complete coons like @LondonMo
I don't see why I have to continue defending ppl who throw us under the bus :bell: we're not the ones causing trouble in the UK
 
@dhegdheer we went too far.
How about you lot actually defend us like we do when these flops insult UK somalis?? :reallymaury:

UK males are either suspiciously silent or the turn into a complete coon like @LondonMo
I don't see why I have to continue defending ppl who throw us under the bus :bell: we're not the ones causing trouble in the UK

They start a thread about Abu Tyrone and want to act like Somali women are running to ajaanib and then they get upset when we tell them that a significant amount of women are unimpressed with the Faaraxs - not because they are Somali - but because of what little they seem to offer. I will difaac your handsomeness, your charm, your goodness, your bravery but I will not difaac their marriage-materialness. A lot need to fix up. If you don't belong to that category - good. If you do, then that explains the saltiness.
 

Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
How about you lot actually defend us like we do when these flops insult UK somalis?? :reallymaury:

UK males are either suspiciously silent or the turn into complete coons like @LondonMo
I don't see why I have to continue defending ppl who throw us under the bus :bell: we're not the ones causing trouble in the UK
When people roast UK Xalimos, just claim reer Denmark.:siilaanyolaugh:
 

Jujuman

Accomplished Saaxir
Speak for yourself hahahahA I don't have a big forehead, man that's a myth.

Now I'm starting doubt if you even somali? You sound like a maddow undercover with that bullshit

:farole:
Better than having kinky afro and a wide ass nose like them maddows mate!

Sister, I am as Somali as they come but you have to admit our gene pool is contaminated with generations of clan based breeding. Why'd you think the Cadaan, Madow genes look alot stronger on half Somalis than their Somali genes. It's Mother Nature's way of saying quit breeding five heads.
 

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I feel bad for saying it but Somali girls are not rated in the UK so when a foreigner goes for one, she will obviously be very flattered. My theory is the headgear. UK Somalis are very religious and not viewed as potential sexual partners.
I used to go for Somali girls but they always called me names so I stopped.
 

Prince of Lasanod

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Sister, I am as Somali as they come but you have to admit our gene pool is contaminated with generations of clan based breeding. Why'd you think the Cadaan, Madow genes look alot stronger on half Somalis than their Somali genes. It's Mother Nature's way of saying quit breeding five heads.
Because Somalis are mixed between south Sudanese like people and ancient middle eastern farmers who traveled back into africa many thousands of years ago. Obviously a Southern European that mixes with a North African would look more Arab than if a British mixed with a North African.
 
You gonn make him polish ur heels miyaa ?:kanyehmm:

Cook me dinner, Clean the house, give me foot massages :banderas:

I feel bad for saying it but Somali girls are not rated in the UK so when a foreigner goes for one, she will obviously be very flattered. My theory is the headgear. UK Somalis are very religious and not viewed as potential sexual partners.
I used to go for Somali girls but they always called me names so I stopped.

:mjkkk:

Et tu Kaleel? :mjlol:
 

RedStar

The Bad Ali of Jigjiga
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How about you lot actually defend us like we do when these flops insult UK somalis?? :reallymaury:

UK males are either suspiciously silent or the turn into a complete coon like @LondonMo
I don't see why I have to continue defending ppl who throw us under the bus :bell: we're not the ones causing trouble in the UK

First of all, there are not that many of us on this forum, judging from all the polls where the UK is always rated the worst in everything. Secondly, everybody (even the ceydh moles in Scandinavia) likes to poke fun at the UK because we know how to take banter. The recurring mantra on Sspot is that UK faraxs are lowlives and the xaliimos love ajnabis and instead of dealing with them, you side with them and roast us :williamswtf: what kind of logic is that??

Fight your own battles sometimes, I'm tired of having to defend the UK all the time :ohlord:
 
First of all, there are not that many of us on this forum, judging from all the polls where the UK is always rated the worst in everything. Secondly, everybody (even the ceydh moles in Scandinavia) likes to poke fun at the UK because we know how to take banter. The recurring mantra on Sspot is that UK faraxs are lowlives and the xaliimos love ajnabis and instead of dealing with them, you side with them and roast us :williamswtf: what kind of logic is that??

Fight your own battles sometimes, I'm tired of having to defend the UK all the time :ohlord:

I've washed my hands of UK, its all on you now mate :hemad:
 

RedStar

The Bad Ali of Jigjiga
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I feel bad for saying it but Somali girls are not rated in the UK so when a foreigner goes for one, she will obviously be very flattered. My theory is the headgear. UK Somalis are very religious and not viewed as potential sexual partners.
I used to go for Somali girls but they always called me names so I stopped.

:mjlol: you just opened a can of worms saxib. We were on the road to reconciliation until you commented :dead:
 

rabshole

Aragaani
Hell to the motherlooffing canjero NO z3zrULC

Why are you guys associating every bad thing to reer somalia like everyone there is the same while every wounded participant in this thread complains about generalisations kkkkkk :ummhmsmiley::icon lol:z3zrULC

My Eedo had 11 kids mashaAllah.
The girl to boy ratio was pretty even and i can guarantee you every single one of them used to make cajeero, maraq, bariis, baasto etcs all types of foods and washed clothes (no washing machine) :ummhmsmiley: no girl had more responsibility than a boy.
except the yeraan { the last born } :drakelaugh::chrisfreshhah: :pacspit::mjkkk:
that nigga would always got special treatment wallahi typical somali daqan at work there:cryinglaughsmiley:ilaahay amariki kkkk
let me remind you that this is in Somalia :zhqjlmx:

My boint is its not true girls are overburdened in the house more so compared to boys i dont believe that the case in all somali households.

Both types of household exist and not one is more daqan/tradition than the other. Just parents parenting differently :icon lol::zhqjlmx:

@VixR i felt a sense of duty to tagg you in this.
if you asked why i honestly cant explain :mjkkk:
 
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