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What is "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
"Muh Qabiil" Syndrome is a deadly neurological parasitic infection brought about by the qabyaalad parasite. It mainly affects Somalis.
How does someone become infected?
They way they become infected is through the parasite itself burrowing and finding its way into the temporal lobe, where reasoning and logic is involved. It then feeds off the tissue and muscles of the temporal lobe and that's when someone is infected. A "Muh Qabiil" logic test is the means of diagnosis.
How does someone become susceptible to "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
There are a few risk factors which make someone susceptible to this terrible disease. These include, upbringing in household that espouses qabyaalad or indoctrinated, brainwashed and ideologically poisoned by politicians. The brain becomes toxic and poisoned, which then releases a gaseous chemical,Tetraethyldithiopyrophosphate, into the environment, now it depends on how much the risk factors have affected you. If the risk factors have been there for a big chunk of your life, then you have a high susceptibility to the disease. This gaseous toxic chemical then attracts the qabyaalad parasite to the hosts brain, it then goes through the ear and into the temporal lobe.
What are the symptoms of "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
"Muh Qabiil" Syndrome has many clearly identifiable symptoms, these include:
Once you have the full set of symptoms, your brain will have no logic left, and so you will become a brain dead "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome infected zombie and even my expertise cannot save such a person yet. However many people have not reached that stage yet so there is still time cure people of this terrible disease.
What are the cures for "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
Thankfully there is a cure to this terrible disease. From the sufferer however, it will take courage, determination and willpower to shake off this parasite, whereas from the curer, it will take patience and firmness. The time it takes for someone to be cured spans from a few weeks, to a few years, depending on how long the parasite was inside the temporal lobe.
The way to cure someone is relatively simple and effective. You must start off with making the sufferer realise that they have the disease. This will make the brain realise they have a foreign intruder amidst. This will start up the immune system and so the body will secrete histamines to fight off the parasite. However, the problem, is that this will cause a slight inflammation in the brain and the sufferer must fight this off. This is where the willpower comes in because many sufferers stop the treatment once the inflammation kicks in and so they relapse soon after. The inflammation will only last about a week or 2 depending on how big the parasite is (the parasite gets bigger the more it feeds on the temporal lobe)
After the inflammation has passed the parasite will be incapacitated, which means it will not be able to do anything to your brain, it's still alive though, which is why people relapse after not completing the treatment.
You must make the sufferer conduct logic exercises. These mental exercises such as consultations about why SL shouldn't exist as a sovereign nation or how unity in Somalia will benefit everyone will be able to strengthen the damaged brain, new neural cells and networks will be made, logic will slowly be restored and so the parasite will be destroyed by the parasite killing chemical allicin which not only destroys the qabyaalad parasite but also detoxifies your whole brain so that the neural cells become immune to the disease.
How to prevent yourself from ever having "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome in the first place?
I shall update this post once new evidence comes to light.
"Muh Qabiil" Syndrome is a deadly neurological parasitic infection brought about by the qabyaalad parasite. It mainly affects Somalis.
How does someone become infected?
They way they become infected is through the parasite itself burrowing and finding its way into the temporal lobe, where reasoning and logic is involved. It then feeds off the tissue and muscles of the temporal lobe and that's when someone is infected. A "Muh Qabiil" logic test is the means of diagnosis.
How does someone become susceptible to "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
There are a few risk factors which make someone susceptible to this terrible disease. These include, upbringing in household that espouses qabyaalad or indoctrinated, brainwashed and ideologically poisoned by politicians. The brain becomes toxic and poisoned, which then releases a gaseous chemical,Tetraethyldithiopyrophosphate, into the environment, now it depends on how much the risk factors have affected you. If the risk factors have been there for a big chunk of your life, then you have a high susceptibility to the disease. This gaseous toxic chemical then attracts the qabyaalad parasite to the hosts brain, it then goes through the ear and into the temporal lobe.
What are the symptoms of "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
"Muh Qabiil" Syndrome has many clearly identifiable symptoms, these include:
- Cowardice and running away from problems and not solving them
- Lack of logic leading to nonsensical and sheepish statements
- Constant diatribe when confronted with a reasonable argument
- Praising your own Qabiil, even though they are completely in the wrong
- Supporting the secession of a federal state because of "Muh Qabiil"
- Not helping fellow Somalis in need because of "Muh Qabiil"
Once you have the full set of symptoms, your brain will have no logic left, and so you will become a brain dead "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome infected zombie and even my expertise cannot save such a person yet. However many people have not reached that stage yet so there is still time cure people of this terrible disease.
What are the cures for "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome?
Thankfully there is a cure to this terrible disease. From the sufferer however, it will take courage, determination and willpower to shake off this parasite, whereas from the curer, it will take patience and firmness. The time it takes for someone to be cured spans from a few weeks, to a few years, depending on how long the parasite was inside the temporal lobe.
The way to cure someone is relatively simple and effective. You must start off with making the sufferer realise that they have the disease. This will make the brain realise they have a foreign intruder amidst. This will start up the immune system and so the body will secrete histamines to fight off the parasite. However, the problem, is that this will cause a slight inflammation in the brain and the sufferer must fight this off. This is where the willpower comes in because many sufferers stop the treatment once the inflammation kicks in and so they relapse soon after. The inflammation will only last about a week or 2 depending on how big the parasite is (the parasite gets bigger the more it feeds on the temporal lobe)
After the inflammation has passed the parasite will be incapacitated, which means it will not be able to do anything to your brain, it's still alive though, which is why people relapse after not completing the treatment.
You must make the sufferer conduct logic exercises. These mental exercises such as consultations about why SL shouldn't exist as a sovereign nation or how unity in Somalia will benefit everyone will be able to strengthen the damaged brain, new neural cells and networks will be made, logic will slowly be restored and so the parasite will be destroyed by the parasite killing chemical allicin which not only destroys the qabyaalad parasite but also detoxifies your whole brain so that the neural cells become immune to the disease.
How to prevent yourself from ever having "Muh Qabiil" Syndrome in the first place?
- If your household espouses "Muh Qabiil" then teach your family members and friends the fruits of unity and brotherhood in one nation
- Stay far from clan politics or politicians who call for qabyaalad or secession of a federal state
I shall update this post once new evidence comes to light.
Based on what you've told us.
