The President of the Federal Republic of Somalia very close to a milestone even Siyad Barre never..

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

Honestly the Twitter President of Somalia is the cleanest. I have not stolen anything. I have not shed blood. I'm actually the most upright man amongst these men. Just take a look at the Djibouti one and how he looks like that dinosaur on the Barney show. That's from eating a lot while 80% of his jurisdiction's people suffer.

i have not stolen anything?! how about identity. those are all followers that could have gone to the real farmaajo.

am actually surprised 900+ are following you

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Well why didn't you type it in Somali?
It doesn't make sense in Somali either. "Digsiyaho gubtay"

Digsi kubtay


Hawiye fuuto madow.


Oops

That was force of habit.

 

[Canuck]

Honestly the Twitter President of Somalia is the cleanest. I have not stolen anything. I have not shed blood. I'm actually the most upright man amongst these men. Just take a look at the Djibouti one and how he looks like that dinosaur on the Barney show. That's from eating a lot while 80% of his jurisdiction's people suffer.

No you are stealing reputation and honour of Somalia the country not politicians.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i have not stolen anything?! how about identity. those are all followers that could have gone to the real farmaajo.

am actually surprised 900+ are following you

Is this logical! Is what you saying logical! You calling me a thieve? What abt these other guys ? Have they not stolen the honor and unity of the Somali nation. Why are you singling me out for my right to join the looting if everyone is looting ?

 

[Arman]

Hawiye fuuto madow.

I'm not Hawiye.

Oops

That was force of habit.

Fucking weirdo

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Catfish- The Muqdisho president edition.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm not Hawiye.





Fucking weirdo

That usually follows the digsi kubtay phrase. It's not my fault!

 

[Canuck]

Is this logical! Is what you saying logical! You calling me a thieve? What abt these other guys ? Have they not stolen the honor and unity of the Somali nation. Why are you singling me for my right to join the looting if everyone is looting ?

If everyone you knew jumped off a bridge, would you too?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

If everyone you knew jumped off a bridge, would you too?

Yes! Somalia did and apparently I've followed suit.

 

[Arman]

That usually follows the digsi kubtay phrase. It's not my fault!

I'm still scratching my head. What's not your fault? How was this so called "phrase" invented?

 

[Canuck]

Yes! Somalia did and apparently I've followed suit.

Then you are officially retard

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

Is this logical! Is what you saying logical! You calling me a thieve? What abt these other guys ? Have they not stolen the honor and unity of the Somali nation. Why are you singling me out for my right to join the looting if everyone is looting ?

farmaajo is different, he is bringing back our dignity and take us to a time where no clan existed and everyone lives in bliss and hapiness.
some of his accomplishments
prevented kenyan president from entering the country without permission

did not fly to xaartobia in his first 3 months

no killing of mps under his watch

did not go on tour of gardens in turkey

i can continue but there are too many accomplishments to list

 

[Arman]

no killing of mps under his watch

None of these are achievements sxb. He has been disappointing so far imo.