THERE was a geeljireNation casualty in NYC today, a Xaliimo wore a rice sack to an event

[Grigori Rasputin]

@R.Kelly

Why don’t you run for President of Somalia? Are Farmaajo and Sheikh Sharif smarter than you? Set up a GoFundMe towards your campaign to bribe all the xildhibaans. Let this become a Somalispot revolution.

I will willingly take over if I had a route to get to power. But I’d promise you one thing. I would place an spy in every corner. I would get rid of the notion of democracy. I would be like Paul Kagame. I would allow people to see my finances. I would also kill as many treacherous folks as I can. No revolution happens without bloodshed. For sure I would’ve assassinated you for vice.

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[Calaf]

I will willingly take over if I had a route to get to power. But I’d promise you one thing. I would place an spy in every corner. I would get rid of the notion of democracy. I would be like Paul Kagame. I would allow people to see my finances. I would also kill as many treacherous folks as I can. No revolution happens without bloodshed. For sure I would’ve assassinated you for vice.

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I don't see a genocide like Rwanda happening in Somalia, so no need of aggressiveness like Kagame
And Also, what is your policy against Quasi-States like Jubbaland

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I don't see a genocide like Rwanda happening in Somalia, so no need of aggressiveness like Kagame
And Also, what is your policy against Quasi-States like Jubbaland

My policy would be very simple. Concentrate on building a competent intelligence agency. I’d even partner with Israel to build this for me. Afterwards I’d easily assassinate any person who stands against the progress of the country. Ahmed Madoowe would’ve been dead in my eyes. He is a traitor to the Somali nation

 

[Calaf]

My policy would be very simple. Concentrate on building a competent intelligence agency. I’d even partner with Israel to build this for me. Afterwards I’d easily assassinate any person who stands against the progress of the country. Ahmed Madoowe would’ve been dead in my eyes. He is a traitor to the Somali nation

Sir, you have my vote!

 

[KobeBryant]

Again, we must return to my scientific discovery of the Somali female’s body. Their body is so fragile and brittle that once they give birth to 2 kids they are bound to bloom into hippopotamus.

However, in this case (above) it is much to do with an ex government benefit moocher suddenly finding herself as the wife of a head of state.

Is it true she was living off government welfare in the states at one point? And now she is First Lady.

 

[AussieHustler]

My policy would be very simple. Concentrate on building a competent intelligence agency. I’d even partner with Israel to build this for me. Afterwards I’d easily assassinate any person who stands against the progress of the country. Ahmed Madoowe would’ve been dead in my eyes. He is a traitor to the Somali nation

@R.Kelly

How about south-west state land, Baraxleey Land, Somaliland and Puntland? I like your policies, but I will strongly support your nomination if you will consider upholding human rights values for all that you call “vices”. You sound to me like Pat Buchanan.