Thieves at my workplace

[Sixth]

Why don't you wrap what you eat your food up in aluminium foil, the noise they make while trying to undo it will get them caught.
if that's too much, invest in this

 

[Sixth]

Buy some of this: http://www.homespy.com/Theft_Detection_Powder.htm and a UV flash light then go all CSI on them.
Person with the glowing hands is the thief.

 

[Hubble]

If you add laxatives pleas make sure it's a one off just to catch the thief and it's not your actual lunch for that day.

 

[Sixth]

Put one these two-piece alarms on each side of your lunchbox lmao.

 

[Mckenzie]

If you don't mind me asking, what type of job is this? You work at night so i imagine it's a hospital? Don't you have your own file cabinet or locker?

One guy use to eat my cereal, to be fair to him he was a contractor from India and didn't know shit about policies. I helped him out in the office and he did me a lot of favours ever since. Even had a reduced workload for a few months because of him