UK MP Sir David Amess dies after getting stabbed at constituency meeting

[Lady Whistledown]

I think it's a great profession for lazy people. I had one sassy black radiographer take an x-ray of my dislocated shoulder more than a decade ago at the CHEO (a very busy hospital) and I was the only person in the xray section and she was BBMing the whole time while I was in pain.

Reminds me of when I was younger and thought a dental hygienist was a noble career until I found out they were there to pick chicken out of teeth. It’s a cold world.

@ sassy black woman. I feel like you don’t hang with much black people am I wrong

 

[vanilla]

this story baffles me so much. ive got so many questions. how slowly the story is unfolding is just adding to the suspense. the more i learn, the less sense it makes... going to work is gonna be so awkward

 

[AbdiFreedom]

Reminds me of when I was younger and thought a dental hygienist was a noble career until I found out they were there to pick chicken out of teeth. It’s a cold world.

@ sassy black woman. I feel like you don’t hang with much black people am I wrong

My dental hygenist is the stereotypical hot blonde with big naasos who puts it on my shoulders and the top of me head when she's cleaning my teeth. Dental hygenists are very touchy with their male patients. It's very cushiony. She rubs the lip balm on me at the end in a very sexual manner (slowly and for like 2 minutes).

As for blacks, I am an acquaintance with one but she's an older woman, a black Nova Scotian, which is a group I now claim to be. Also one Naija. Did you know they have their own runaway former slave settlements? North Preston is one. I want to visit.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My dental hygenist is the stereotypical hot blonde with big naasos who puts it on my shoulders and the top of me head when she's cleaning my teeth. Dental hygenists are very touchy with their male patients. It's very cushiony. She rubs the lip balm on me at the end in a very sexual manner (slowly and for like 2 minutes).

As for blacks, I am an acquaintance with one but she's an older woman, a black Nova Scotian, which is a group I now claim to be. Also one Naija. Did you know they have their own runaway former slave settlements? North Preston is one. I want to visit.

Your two black friends are known as the most well behaved black ethnic groups in Canada. The white adjacent Scotian and the assimilated and educated Nigerian. Good job

Ottawa Somalis strike me as very well assimilated. Especially the Djiboutians. What are your thoughts?

 

[AbdiFreedom]

Your two black friends are known as the most well behaved black ethnic groups in Canada. The white adjacent Scotian and the assimilated and educated Nigerian. Good job

Ottawa Somalis strike me as very well assimilated. Especially the Djiboutians. What are your thoughts?

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[Qeelbax]

all in all, can we all just say AUN for the man. An innocent man was killed. Conservative it not this makes me very upset. My heart feels heavy. AUN. He was a kind religious Christian afterall. I hope the perpetrator rots in hell.

 

[AbdiFreedom]

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[Lady Whistledown]

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It’s probably one of his siblings. can’t be a coincidence. Have you been invited to a Djibouti basement? Sounds like a horror film. French speaking Somalis chewing khat and chain smoking

 

[AbdiFreedom]

It’s probably one of his siblings. can’t be a coincidence. Have you been invited to a Djibouti basement? Sounds like a horror film. French speaking Somalis chewing khat and chain smoking

Many Djiboutian basements from my late teens to early 20s. They were kids my age, including the Djiboutian kid host. There was no khat lol. Barely anyone does khat or garaabo in that city. It's quite rare. Only seen one guy chew garaabo there.

 

[AbdiFreedom]

Anjem Choudary has come out of his hole to talk about the deceased MP that he was killed for being a Tory and pro-Israel despite there being no evidence of the latter. I thought that vermin was in jail?

 

[Juke]

It’s probably one of his siblings. can’t be a coincidence. Have you been invited to a Djibouti basement? Sounds like a horror film. French speaking Somalis chewing khat and chain smoking

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[Jaydaan]

I think it's a great profession for lazy people. I had one sassy black radiographer take an x-ray of my dislocated shoulder more than a decade ago at the CHEO (a very busy hospital) and I was the only person in the xray section and she was BBMing the whole time while I was in pain.

Did you sustain that shoulder injury in UK?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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Pardon?? Never heard that one before

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Anjem Choudary has come out of his hole to talk about the deceased MP that he was killed for being a Tory and pro-Israel despite there being no evidence of the latter. I thought that vermin was in jail?

Any time he has something to say, my conspiracy theorist antennas are raised

 

[Juke]

Pardon?? Never heard that one before

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[AbdiFreedom]

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Calling himself a Mennonite Muslim - or, more broadly, a Somali Muslim Mennonite Sufi - Togane fords the social and spiritual gaps between the West and his fellow Somali immigrants, many of them refugees from war and oppression.
His urgent and sometimes profane essays - many of them cast as long polemical poems - address political and social issues that remain volatile for Somalis and other Africans. Clannism, political corruption and
religion are frequent topics when Togane addresses his countrymen.

"I write what Somalis don't want to hear," he shouted.

As a young man befriended by Mennonite mission workers in Somalia, Togane attended Eastern Mennonite College, where he studied literature and was among the first Muslims to enroll.

His Mennonized moniker, by which many of his classmates still know him, came about when he was asked to speak at a church. Because his Arabic Moslem name was hard for some to pronounce, Togane jokingly said he was called "Charlie Stoltzfus," and the name stuck.

After a rather rocky period teaching in Philadelphia in the early 1970s, Togane moved to Montreal in 1973, where he is a member of Montreal Mennonite Fellowship.

But because he still identifies deeply with his Islamic background - especially as expressed by the tolerant, peace-centered Sufi tradition - Togane also can be found at a Montreal mosque, attending Friday prayers.

Looool

 

[Jaydaan]

Any time he has something to say, my conspiracy theorist antennas are raised

Agent Anjam has been behind the arrest of many khawarij. People around him keep getting arrested and he keep getting away with it and the stupid extremists can’t clock it.

 

[Gladiolus]

all in all, can we all just say AUN for the man. An innocent man was killed. Conservative it not this makes me very upset. My heart feels heavy. AUN. He was a kind religious Christian afterall. I hope the perpetrator rots in

I hope the murderer does get the highest sentence even if its the death penalty but we cannot give out AUNS since the MP did not believe in Allah.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Agent Anjam has been behind the arrest of many khawarij. People around him keep getting arrested and he keep getting away with it and the stupid extremists can’t clock it.

Agent Anjem’s job is to find dumb Muslims to entrap and once they’re caught, get them ostracized. And somehow they never learn. At this point it’s natural selection

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Looool

Fascinating stuff. A Mennonite Muslim.

“To-ga-ne?! Too difficult. How about we call you Stoltzfus?”