Visiting Homeland

[IntensiveCareUnit]

Dont be Al Shabab
Avoid filthy Puntland tap water
Always pay your bribes in full
Beware of the odd exotic animal somalis constantly tie to hotel gates
Have fun
God speed Akhi

thiisss!

 

[Zuleikha]

Mingle with the locals and you will be just fine

 

[Freebandz]

thiisss!

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[IntensiveCareUnit]

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[McLovin]

Elaborate

I remember on my first visit to puntland. I was probably 10 at the time. But anyway as we were entering the hotel grounds, a big ass fucking oryx was waiting for me at the front door. Not gonna lie, i was shook. The motherfuckers horns were bigger than my torso, but they assured me it was harmless. But i was too scared so they had to move it out the premises. Atleast the cheetah was sleeping at the time. Somalis y u do this!!

 

[McLovin]

I assume its some kind of status symbol. But its ghetto af and not to mention inhumane. Sagaaros should be running in the wild. Not forced to be tied to a gate and scare the living shit out of people passing by

 

[Gambit]

Never drink tap water and make sure you have a mosquito net.