VIVE LA FRANCE!
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Is this what you call Bastille Day or is that something different.
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Jabuuti folks are funny. They sometimes act snobby toward you if you can't speak French and come at them with Somali. But what I love is when you reply to their baguette speak with "I'm sorry, what? I don't speak French." in crisp American English and their eyes light up as they realize you are, in their minds, superior to them on the foreign language speaking totem poll.
Nah sxb, its just they realised they found their next scamming victim. Never speak English back home.
In Djibouti, just speak Somali with random French words mixed in and you are good to go.
Ngl but that's true
I do try to communicate with them somalis but gave up on them, they betrayed our dreams for a better community, back in mid 2010s, in Luxembourg (they fought like animals for tribal rivalry!)
That's when Hibongo > any somali nigga
Scammed in Jabuuti? Saxiib, the whole country is a scam. The infrastructure of a 1970s, small UAE town and prices that would make Singapore blush. There's no need for them to scam me. They'll have me running out of dollars by the early afternoon either way.
Forza Italia! The best colonizer of Somalia are the Italians, they built up Mogadishu and turned it into the best looking city in Africa, the French are somewhere in the middle as Djibouti is fairly stable and the British are the worst because they left Somaliland as an undeveloped dust bowl.
French are the worst, Djiboutians are lucky they don't have any resources. The french control 100% of all resources in their former colonies like Gabon, Cameroon and Ivory Coast.
The british wanted to invest in somaliland protectorate, they wanted to build the largest university in eastern Africa in Sheeikh, the local tribes refused, they feared they would spread christianity.
Agree about the italians.
You know nothing of France's colonization.
First, who built Algeria, Djibouti, etc?
Before the French left,
Djibouti had the longest and well-equiped railroads of the Horn, with a modern town; Djibouti city, with its unique architecture:
It wasn't perfect but without them, we'd be speaking Amharic right now.
You can even look at French Algeria and how much the French have invested for their colony.
At the peak of French occupation of Algeria, more than 2 millions of "Pied-Noirs" (French of origins in Algeria, colons and some were adopted locals to French Colon's Culture),
You know nothing of France's colonization.
First, who built Algeria, Djibouti, etc?
Before the French left,
Djibouti had the longest and well-equiped railroads of the Horn, with a modern town; Djibouti city, with its unique architecture:
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It wasn't perfect but without them, we'd be speaking Amharic right now.
You can even look at French Algeria and how much the French have invested for their colony.
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At the peak of French occupation of Algeria, more than 2 millions of "Pied-Noirs" (French of origins in Algeria, colons and some were adopted locals to French Colon's Culture),
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View attachment 193265 these madlads were playing "la Pétanque", a french game in which we throw balls near a smaller one, and the closer we get to it, the closer we are to win. France has left many of its monuments, cultural traits, infrastructures,etc...
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And yet Jabuuti and Algeria are both subpar crapholes right now given the opportunities they have at their disposal. It's commonly known that former Faransiis colonies are generally the worst, abowe.
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Remind me of which "Italian colony", between Somalia and Libya, isn't a complete shithole of Failed-State?
Senegal, Cotes d'Ivoire, Marocco are doing much better than most Anglo-saxon colonies in Africa.
Only a few african countries are quite "normal" in terms of developpment, like former German colonies (except for Cameroon or Togo), like Namibia for instance is a great country.
And Rwanda was a former french colony, despite their language change, they are frenchies
Aren't you?
Un soldat fait sa demande en mariage sur les Champs-Elysées avant le défilé du 14 juillet - YouTube
A soldier asking his wife-to-be in marriage, just before the military parade!
We are romantic sxb
Remind me of which "Italian colony", between Somalia and Libya, isn't a complete shithole of Failed-State?
Senegal, Cotes d'Ivoire, Marocco are doing much better than most Anglo-saxon colonies in Africa.
Only a few african countries are quite "normal" in terms of developpment, like former German colonies (except for Cameroon or Togo), like Namibia for instance is a great country.
And Rwanda was a former french colony, despite their language change, they are frenchies
That's a silly comparison. Somalia and Libya's situations have zilch to do with Italy and neither country has any strong or noticeable ties with Italy and hasn't for a very, very long time whereas former French colonies are still buddying it up with France and in some cases even using a currency it overseas while having no excuse for being the crapholes they are. Jabuuti has a population below 1 million on a very opportune spot of one of the world's busiest sea lanes. What excuse is there for the place not to be a wealthy state a la Singapore? It's pathetic, walaal.
One of the most retarded posts of Sspot
F*ck France for ever trying to colonize Somali lands even if they did some minute good in some cases by some chance. But that aside, it's a beautiful sounding language and I admire French cuisine. They are by far Rome's most successful colony to date in my opinion.
