What changes would you make to the somali constitution?

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Soomaali waa Hawiyah Iyo Hashiyah
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Establish Farmaajo as royalty
Supreme leader of gedo, all hail failmaajo
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and his army of Hunter gatherers
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Bantu Liberation Movement
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Federal jurisdiction over customs, currency, military and treaties

Single term limit of 4 years

Limit the size of the military

Increase the size and authority of the police

States contribute a fixed tax rate % to the federal gov

Minimal resource sharing, every man for himself
 
The definition of a langab should be any clan who cannot field 10,000 men of military age between 18-38 in most of the world.

If your clan cannot field that size of men power you should be classed as langab and certain clans like Marehan and other terrorist moryaans should be banned for 500 years from even becoming a political office cleaner let alone anything higher

langabs have less to lose and want chaos

look at the clans that spearheaded the civil war. Just a few they should be barred from holding any office.

the langab is the true disease of the republic

also if your clan never waged wars against the invaders westerners you should be banned from holding main offices.

or we could just go our separate ways. We will take jubaland kingdom as it was a Ogaden kingdom before the British gave it to the Italian Somali land bs headache

Perhaps we should just go our own way since we do not like each other neither want peace. This will leave langabs vulnerable

I also think Ogaden should cut off from half of gedo Marehan and keep Cawlyahan gedo and let the buuns be administered directly from xamar

when ahmed madoobe threaten them with this their ugaas begged ahmed and cried the Darood card. It was actually strongly considered by Absame elders who told ahmed to cut the buuns
My sub-sub-sub jiffo of waqmaashe can field 10,000 men. You think an invisible army is protecting them from oromo hordes and hutus? :heh: Expanding into oromia is too much work as the land is too saturated and overpopulated. Thank god afmadow is sparsely inhabited, we shall join the reer hassan and talxe who are already there. We will be neighbours soon inshallah.
 
Ferarri I used to be like you and though the problem with Somalia is corrupt leaders when I realized it’s just corrupt people period. Allah will not change the condition of a people until they change what’s in themselves. -and what’s in the average somali is a spirit of laziness greed, and extreme individuality. They will never think about putting others before themselves because somalis consider that a flaw, but guess what? Unless someone can think about someone outside of their family, they will do nothing to benefit their neighborhood, let alone city, county, and country. Because it all starts with something as simple as your block. Can you ensure you keep it clean, or do you litter it? Do you concern yourself with the safety of your block and neighbors? But instead the average Somali person will tell you that awful proverb with pride the one that goes “me against my brother, me and my brother against our cousin...” somali people cannot even keep a shared restroom clean and they want to believe that one man can change them LOL.
 
Federal jurisdiction over customs, currency, military and treaties

Single term limit of 4 years

Limit the size of the military

Increase the size and authority of the police

States contribute a fixed tax rate % to the federal gov

Minimal resource sharing, every man for himself


federal control of customs will bring in corruption,

a langab with cuqdad from one region can demand increases of taxes say on kismayo whilst favouring lower taxes for another port - knowing somalis he will do 100% this xasidnimo

i want a federal president who can be vetoed by the states if he messes around,

the only thing the federal leader should deal with : currency/monetary policy, defence and foreign affairs

and those with a full veto power from the regions so he does not inflate the money supply will nilly

example: that HG Cayr Doqon cabdi qasim asked De La Rue in caranda to print 36 Billion shillings, when he came to villa somali 1 us dollar was 400 shillings, months later 1 $ was 30,000 shillings, one could eat breakfast and lunch for 400 shillings and when he left 4 years later it took 80,000 shillings for those two meals because him and HG printed 36 billion shillings and flooded the markets with it , this destroyed the power, those with no ability to keep their money in dollars

I WILL NEVER TRUST A SOMALI WITH FULL 100% CONTROL OF THE MONEY SUPPLY, THUS WE NEED VETO POWERS IN CAE HE WANTS TO DO A ZIMBABWE WITH THE MONEY SUPPPLY


I want the federal president chained so much with veto powers i want him to feel like a girlfriend in an abusive relationship with a heartless domineering rude asshole who watch's her every step, this is the only way to make federal leaders avoid being tempted by corruption, never give him an inch
 
i also want women to be banned from becoming president, did you watch the video of the 3 somali docils who advocated for gay rights, guy marriage and Trans rights etc ?

this is because females like to be popular and will do things to be liked,

they lack wisdom, intelligence and common sense, they have no concept of God, King and country,

if she falls in love with a gaal and he tells her naya change your deen she will do it, because she likes him, they follow their whims and desires, have no wisdom, and are very envious and have no concept of nation, honour, respect, nationalism, God, religion, history, heritage and protection it for the sake of posterity to pass on the to the next generation

No female in the military officers corps,

no cabinet minister females, no civil servants top leadership,

the older i get the more i realised females are extremely terrible at leadership and mentally and physically ill equipped to lead a picnic caravan let alone a complex thing like a nation

what if she falls in love with a dominant foreign leader? females go crazy deep down for dominant man,

look at ilhaan umar, she fell in love with her dominant campaign manager, because dude brought in millions, was way more connected, she dumped the HG husband who stood by her and encouraged her to run, he knocked on doors, what a doqon, he should have told her naya you will not go out and shake hands with non muxram man - what a sap - she used him then she cheated on him, this is not her fault in her little brain, she justifies it by saying he was not dominant and by nature they go for the richer, more powerful, more dominant dude

if your wife says she will run for politics, divorce her immediately,

ever worked for a company run or managed by females? all they do is bicker, petty stuff, argue, fight, insult each other and are extremely emotional

Do not buy this new age BS, woman in politics is like giving a kid a guna and telling him to run around with it in the playground

the older i get, the more i realise they lack wisdom

another thing, a man will stand by his brothers, die on their behalf, for God, for King, for country, females lack these soft skills and wisdoms,

why do you think females in most nations are more likely to marry foreigners, somali females marry out far more than us, chinky females marry out far more, every seen a japanese or chinese man with a white female, Filipino guy with a black girl? white females marry out far more than man

only black man marry out, because they have been destroyed to hate their own kind through centuries of slavery - they chase foreigners

females follow their desires of TODAY, she does not care about nation, heritage, posterity, the future,

we should write this in the constitution and keep them away from power

I feel sorry for the company or nation ruled by a female

Did you guys know a fortune 500 company run by a female pays less dividends, makes less money and shares go down? look at the creature she thing that killed Yahoo, she drove yahoo from 100$ billion company before she took office and then sold for 4$ billion , 4 billion, she spent her time buying rival firms, acting like a man to show them man she is tough, bankrupted the firm basically
 
Also write in the constitution,

and create a law

Marriage Against Inferior Races and tribes Act

Any somali who marries a race/tribe outside of the somali race should be deported if she is a female since the kids will not be somali, she should be deported and banned from visiting the country for 60 years and her family should be fined if she marries out,

basically we should not be brining a mud shark mix race mut in to the nation specially since his father will not be somali and he could be a danger to the race

for Somali man who bring in undesired races (Arabs, blacks, whites, chinkies, basically any and all races, specially Habashi - basically i want to ban marriage with all races except for somalis) should be fine 80~% of his salary and Never given any state pension or welfare so he does not stop working thinking the state will fund him, he should be hit hard and his mix race creatures should be banned from education, working for the state for 3 generations

in fact if Absame Kumade do this in jubaland, Ogadeniya and NFD once they are independent insha Allah, where we ban marriage even with somalis and all the races/tribes of this planet would be very ideal to keep a pure nasab clean Absame bloodline, but my people may accuse me of being Hitler
 
In New castle England, since 1500s it was legal to kill a Scottish man,

sure the law is no longer used in de Jure, but it is in the books De Facto,

There should be a law for any Somali to be allowed to kill any Ahmaar, Tigra and Oromo,

it should be perfectly legal to shoot them on sight on our side of the border and no ill should come to the somali man for he is defending his race/nation, they deep down hate us,

trying going to ahmaar region, they will kill you, forget working there or eating, they deport somalis and tigra and oromo who go there for work

we should return the favour
 
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My sub-sub-sub jiffo of waqmaashe can field 10,000 men. You think an invisible army is protecting them from oromo hordes and hutus? :heh: Expanding into oromia is too much work as the land is too saturated and overpopulated. Thank god afmadow is sparsely inhabited, we shall join the reer hassan and talxe who are already there. We will be neighbours soon inshallah.


Buun, keep dreaming, if you could take afmadow you would have alrady,

never forget we toppled siad barre regime when he tried to take kismayo and afmadow, lower juba,

what makes you think a buun with no regime hated by everyone with an uncle hiding behind ugandan tansk to go to toilet will do anything?

after all if marehan could take anything, they would have taken back their galgaduud lands stolen by moryaan HG

go and defend your mx lands from HG hordes

horta isn't the clan you mentioned assimilated already by oromo in babile?

doobley has around 200K people, its growing fast

doobley has more humans than entire gedo

forget garrisa which is 1 million which has easily 3 time smore marehans on earth, one small Ogaden county

every marehan on earth invested in kismayo during hiraale time and they could not fight back ahmed madoobe and hassan turk with 800 boys, they had to cry to ethiopia using the ONLF

:russ::pachah1:
 
@Waaqmasho

here is yuor uncle after he broke the world record , he ran from kismayo to luuq in 3.4 seconds,

ahmed madoobe wiped him out in kismayo with hassan turky

then when we crossed afmadow, reer afmadow burned 40 of his 100 cars and killed 200 of his 500 man left from kismayo war

then he phoned ethiopia and the bbc and cried ONLF attacked me

listen to your buuun uncle moan like a dh1lo with a double ***** in his holes

listen to what he says :pachah1: :russ::russ::russ::mjlol::banderas::childplease:

 
Buun, keep dreaming, if you could take afmadow you would have alrady,

never forget we toppled siad barre regime when he tried to take kismayo and afmadow, lower juba,

what makes you think a buun with no regime hated by everyone with an uncle hiding behind ugandan tansk to go to toilet will do anything?

after all if marehan could take anything, they would have taken back their galgaduud lands stolen by moryaan HG

go and defend your mx lands from HG hordes

horta isn't the clan you mentioned assimilated already by oromo in babile?

doobley has around 200K people, its growing fast

doobley has more humans than entire gedo

forget garrisa which is 1 million which has easily 3 time smore marehans on earth, one small Ogaden county

every marehan on earth invested in kismayo during hiraale time and they could not fight back ahmed madoobe and hassan turk with 800 boys, they had to cry to ethiopia using the ONLF

:russ::pachah1:
Don't lie sxb, we both know what happened in 1988 when ogaden tried rebelling in Kismayo, it took few hours to crush your rebellion. When MSB left Mogadishu that's when you guys suddenly appeared again and sided with the aideed.
Sxb ogaden if they had power they would've crushed barre hiraale and morgan in the 1990s when it was every clan for themselves. If you had power, wealth, arms barre hiraale wouldn't have stepped on your neck for 8 long years as a warlord. While madoobe and turk guy were in raskambooni doing terror attacks in Kenya. When did ogaden capture Kismayo from MX, you could never sxb. Hiraale let you guys pass through lower jubba when rkb was going to mogadishu. That's when you went to mogadishu begged the ICU hawiye to come capture kismayo for you. Later on kenya captured Kismayo from AS. Using both ICU and foreign powers that's the only way you could fight mx.
 
1)keep people tf away from politics. Anyone who talks about politics or tribes is to be sentenced to 2 years of prison too much cuqdad and hate roaming around

2)keep the presidency to 2 years and in order to get a second term you would have had to have an increase in votes. Even if your initial vote was at 90% of the population if it isn’t higher you won’t get a second term. The number of terms you can get however doesn’t have a limit. If Allah gifts us with a good leader the last thing we want is to let him go

3) the president can be from any clan as long as he is an ethnic Somali and not a minority

4)the public can never know the clan of the president. If the clan of the president is revealed then the person/source that revealed it will face the death penalty under the basis of causing civil unrest

5)dugsi or quran school is to be completely banned. Islamic studies and the Quran will be incorporated into the school curriculum and taught as a core subject. School will also be compulsory and free from ages 4-16

6) khat is to be classified as a class A drug and to be made completely illegal. Men who sit around maqayads chewing khat all day talking about qabil politics are the reason Somalia is the way it is.

7) limits are to be placed on foreign money entering Somalia. Somalis back home rely way too much on diaspora somalis to feed them and don’t even want to feed themselves. Any able body has to work.

8) all news channels will be privatised and owned directly by the government (ofcourse the public wouldn’t be told this) we need to filter out the idea of qabil pride.

9)somali history is twisted and taught as a core subject in schools. The history is twisted to portray the idea that Somalis worked best as a unified people and the somaliweyn ideology is actually years old

10)every single federal member state is to be dissolved immediately. The 18 gobols will return with some twitches t but made 20 with sanaag and mudug being split into 2. The militaries of the federal member states will be incorporated into the SNA. Additionally every armed tribe will be faced with a choice. Either they will give up their arms to the army or they will give a certain number of able bodied men who will join the army using the weapons that tribe possesses.

11) military training will between ages 18-20 will be imposed on every male and female. This includes people from the city, and the countryside. People will be assigned randomly together from all over the country to different parts of the country. This is to promote nationalism and bind the nation together.

12) the army will be completely qabil cleansed and each person no matter his qabil will be assigned to a different sector of the army. The army will be divided into 20 sectors and each sector will be assigned to a gobol.

13)the country will be run with a mix of aspects from centralism and fedralism. The army, media and certain sectors will be controlled directly by the government. Authority will be completely centralised however each Gobol will run its own affairs.

14) the Somali shilling will be abandoned and a new currency will be developed by the name of the Somali geel (dollar equivalent) and the Somali ari (cent equivalent). This is to reflect our nomad based culture

15) little things must change. Why is it called villa Mogadishu? We ain’t Italians. Why is our country called Somalia? This comes from Somalia Italiana. The republic of soomaal or the republic of somaliweyn is to be the new name. The hideous blue flag is also a must go. We may adopt a flag with the crescent to reflect our Islamic majority orthe colours yellow, blue and green to showcase our desert to our greenery to our long beautiful coastline.

16) we are going to switch the game with kenya and Ethiopia.The Somali government will claim northern Kenya and the Somali region as part of Somalia. Ofcourse this won’t do much, it’s just to show our neighbours that Somalia is back

17) the army, economy, education and reconciliation is to be made thetop priority. The media will become a propoganda machine and any news reporting sector that doesn’t adhere to this propoganda and reports differently will be censored and shut down. Investment will be driven by diaspora and. Industry will be a priority. All able people must work

18) every ethnic Somali from Djibouti, Ethiopia, kenya or diaspora is to be entitled to a free somali passport and will be given free citizenship in Somalia. Non somali immigrants mainly oromos will have had to live in Somalia for over 5 years, have a job/contribute to the economy and speak fluent somali to gain access to a somali passport

19) our military will grow rapidly as instead of competing on who can destroy more, tribes will begin to compete on who can field more men to the rapidly growing SNA. With this military growth comes constant threats to our neighbours and reminders that were coming for their land. Once our army is big enough we will sponsor an uprising in Ethiopia (oromo and tigray independence movements) and snatch the Somali region and dire dawa. I’m also open to oromo Muslims joining but it’s entirely up to them. Kenyan somalis will be allowed to remain kenyan and take over kenya from the inside being the projected largest ethnic group in the country soon

20) the president of the new somali republic will become a candidate in the Djiboutian election. Violence in Djibouti is permitted, being ethnic Somalis a war isn’t the option but Djibouti will be incorporated into the new somali republic one way or another
Best list by far!!!! :)
Also an OG will fix the country and sort it out to invade Ethiopia and get back lands
That will be me inshallah :russsmug:
 

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