What do Somali men really want?

[Razor]

We just want an obedient wife that cooks, cleans and doesn't complain every 10 seconds

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

We just want an obedient wife that cooks, cleans and doesn't complain every 10 seconds

Define obedient?

Do you want a door mat?

 

[Razor]

Define obedient?

Do you want a door mat?

Not a doormat, just one who knows her place in the natural hierarchy of the household. Men must lead, women must follow

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[AussieHustler]

What do I want?

Just a crazy Halima like Reiko. Is that too much to ask?

 

[East side]

we want white blond women with blue eyes. White women are kind and know how to raise family

 

[Razor]

What do I want?

Just a crazy Halima like Reiko. Is that too much to ask?

R.i.p dude, @Reiko will eventually turn you in to a literal Ashy Abdi

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[Gibiin-Udug]

What do I want?

Just a crazy Halima like Reiko. Is that too much to ask?

You always know what to say. I will show you crazy!!!

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

we want white blond women with blue eyes. White women are kind and know how to raise family

What’s stopping you from being with a white woman?

 

[East side]

What’s stopping you from being with a white woman?

I want kids and I dont like mix breed people. But I will marry a xalimo, have few kids and then retire with a white queen

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I want kids and I dont like mix breed people. But I will marry a xalimo, have few kids and then retire with a white queen

Why go from 5 star restaurant to a McDonald’s?

 

[East side]

Why go from 5 star restaurant to a McDonald’s?

because I dont want to die of stress in my 50s. The amount of nagging and negativity somali women bring is just not worth it. White women have chill......end of the day people just want to live in peace

 

[Zeus]

I salute the abdi who gave reiko that A1 d*ck to stop her tyranny

 

[Radical]

Reading through this thread made me realize these same criteria applies to a maid

 

[AussieHustler]

R.i.p dude, @Reiko will eventually turn you in to a literal Ashy Abdi

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@Razor

Once I’m dead, I don’t care what she does to my carcass. If she wants, she can ebalm me like Ramses and place me in a special shrine in our bedroom, it doesn’t bother me, what worries me is yaan yarradkeeda siiyaa? All her cousins on Somalispot are mini El-Chapos. Sxb, I need a solid advice. Maybe @Gambar ayaan weeydiistaa!!

 

[Sophisticate]

@Reiko So @Suldaanka wants me to be the brains of the operation and teach his co-wives? Interesting.

@Razor are you trying to clean up your image lol.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko So @Suldaanka wants me to be the brains of the operation and teach his co-wives? Interesting.

@Razor are you trying to clean up your image lol.

Sis I was shocked when he said that.

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[Sophisticate]

Sis I was shocked when he said that.

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Does he want me to adopt them and raise them as my own?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Does he want me to adopt them and raise them as my own?

I think he wants you to sponsor one of them since he can only bring one to the states. He’s not slick!

 

[Tukraq]

I want a obident, loyal to a fault, extremely beautiful(10/10), extremely wealthy, high status(fame or clout), pious religious wife, that’s good at raising kids and can throw it down in the kitchen and bedroom. Is that to much to ask

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I want a obident, loyal to a fault, extremely beautiful(10/10), extremely wealthy, high status(fame or clout), pious religious wife, that’s good at raising kids and can throw it down in the kitchen and bedroom. Is that to much to ask

Congratulations you just described a slave.


Smh