What do you guys want in Jannah?

[Geelraac]

Women. A lot of women, some more women + women.

My dugsi teacher said in Jannah it'll be raining women so alhmadulillah for that.

 

[Never Broke Again]

I would also ask Allah if he created other begins then jinn, angels and humans

 

[Ras]

72 freaks

 

[Revolutionary]

Gonna try to lick my elbow, if i cant do it here surely i can do it there

 

[Basra]

To cease to exist, I don't think I want to live an eternal life.

Maybe I'd enjoy a few hours and then ask Allah to perish me.

Wait u dont even believe in heaven and hell

 

[Recon Expert]

Wait u dont even believe in heaven and hell

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What makes you think that?

 

[Basra]

What makes you think that?

Well u, @Ras, and @Revolutionary seem to have similar souls as Iblis but i might be wrong, sometimes, the frequency in my crystal ball is mistaken

 

[Hassan mahat]

Eat ass 24/7 of the 72 virgins

 

[Basra]

Eat ass 24/7 of the 72 virgins

 

[Hassan mahat]

What if the a#$ has xaar?

Women of the jannah don’t pee or defecate.

 

[Boogie]

To see my family

 

[Never Broke Again]

To all you horny fucks I bet that there is something better then sex in jannah

 

[Never Broke Again]

What we all are excited for is to see the face of Allah.

 

[Hassan mahat]

I wonder how the logistic of Jannah will work like considering the fact that we are billions of humans.

Will we have a waiting ticket to meet Allah? I know this is a very silly question but I think we won't meet Allah despite many scholars telling us.

Not every Muslim is going to jannah.

 

[Never Broke Again]

I wonder how the logistic of Jannah will work like considering the fact that we are billions of humans.

Will we have a waiting ticket to meet Allah? I know this is a very silly question but I think we won't meet Allah despite many scholars telling us.

it is in the Quran that we will see the face of our lord.

 

[Hassan mahat]

I will like to voice my opinion but members here will report me and cry foul

 

[Basra]

Not every Muslim is going to jannah.

True. But every Muslim will eventually go to Jannah

 

[Never Broke Again]

I will like to voice my opinion but members here will report me and cry foul

said it no holding back unless it offends our religion

 

[Ras]

Well u, @Ras, and @Revolutionary seem to have similar souls as Iblis but i might be wrong, sometimes, the frequency in my crystal ball is mistaken

Agree. Get a refund. I'm an

 

[Hassan mahat]

All jokes aside, I will like trump tied up in a boxing ring, I will beat the living shit of that fat Cheeto.