What food traumatised you?

[Yukon_Niner]

I vividly remember the day my virgin taste buds were mercilessly ravaged by this foul shit impersonating canjeero, if there was ever a time the Geneva conventions should've been put into action it was when my tounge got raped by this abomination.

It was there on the table looking all tasty after my neighbour brought it and I thought since she's East African too it's probably the same. Much to my dismay my tender buds had to face the most excruciating sour shit that shouldn't even be considered edible let alone "good".

It was lemon without the zest

Canjeero without the love

A pig without the charm

Kebab without the cheap meat

My adeer without khat

Football without redass

Etc etc you get the point, it was horrible and I shouldn't have been exposed to it at such a young age. I later discovered it's actually eaten with spicy meat which looked weird. Safe to say I've never attempted trying to eat it again.

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[Ramen]

calooley

 

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[Yukon_Niner]

That looks alright, what is it?

 

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That looks alright, what is it?

Meatballs, potato mash and jam +
Béarnaise Sauce

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Meatballs, potato mash and jam +
Béarnaise Sauce

But that actually sounds nice, I use to eat bangers n mash on Tuesday and boy was it banging.

 

[Luciddreamer]

Not food per say but i ate pigeon sht.

I was around 5, chilling in the kinder garden when i dropped the haribo candy.

It landed on the bird sht and like the child i was i picked it up and ate it, without brushing
it or anything.

Holy sht i have never tasted something so bitter and gag inducing at the time.
The taste was indescribable. I imagine thats what the devils pubes taste like.

And the fking taste lasted for hours because i didnt know what brushing your tongue would do.
So i just walked around the whole day with this god forsaken taste in my mouth.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

calooley

The smell is terrible but it doesn’t taste so bad

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Ain’t this what scandies eat?

 

[Basra]

I vividly remember the day my virgin taste buds were mercilessly ravaged by this foul shit impersonating canjeero, if there was ever a time the Geneva conventions should've been put into action it was when my tounge got raped by this abomination.

It was there on the table looking all tasty after my neighbour brought it and I thought since she's East African too it's probably the same. Much to my dismay my tender buds had to face the most excruciating sour shit that shouldn't even be considered edible let alone "good".

It was lemon without the zest

Canjeero without the love

A pig without the charm

Kebab without the cheap meat

My adeer without khat

Football without redass

Etc etc you get the point, it was horrible and I shouldn't have been exposed to it at such a young age. I later discovered it's actually eaten with spicy meat which looked weird. Safe to say I've never attempted trying to eat it again.

Firso @geeljire madaxweyne is going to be here screaming
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[Yukon_Niner]

Not food per say but i ate pigeon sht.

I was around 5, chilling in the kinder garden when i dropped the haribo candy.

It landed on the bird sht and like the child i was i picked it up and ate it, without brushing
it or anything.

Holy sht i have never tasted something so bitter and gag inducing at the time.
The taste was indescribable. I imagine thats what the devils pubes taste like.

And the fking taste lasted for hours because i didnt know what brushing your tongue would do.
So i just walked around the whole day with this god forsaken taste in my mouth.

Congratulations you've won this thread and I'm more or less lost for words.

 

[Luciddreamer]

Meatballs, potato mash and jam +
Béarnaise Sauce

The meatballs in sweden have pork in it.

This nigga done ate a d00far kkkkk

 

[Saredo]

In Egypt There is a dessert called Oum Ali. I can’t describe the taste. I couldn’t eat for days because of intense nausea.

 

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The meatballs in sweden have pork in it.

This nigga done ate a d00far kkkkk

dude not all meatballs contain pork kkk

 

[Frostybigmo1]

I vividly remember the day my virgin taste buds were mercilessly ravaged by this foul shit impersonating canjeero, if there was ever a time the Geneva conventions should've been put into action it was when my tounge got raped by this abomination.

It was there on the table looking all tasty after my neighbour brought it and I thought since she's East African too it's probably the same. Much to my dismay my tender buds had to face the most excruciating sour shit that shouldn't even be considered edible let alone "good".

It was lemon without the zest

Canjeero without the love

A pig without the charm

Kebab without the cheap meat

My adeer without khat

Football without redass

Etc etc you get the point, it was horrible and I shouldn't have been exposed to it at such a young age. I later discovered it's actually eaten with spicy meat which looked weird. Safe to say I've never attempted trying to eat it again.

Firso @geeljire madaxweyne is going to be here screaming
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Kidneys, wallahi i can still taste that shit in my head man

 

[Ramen]

The smell is terrible but it doesn’t taste so bad

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[beenleey]

Bariis isku-dheh-kariis.

It’s not disgusting but I once tried cooking it and I made bariis and and hillib separately and forced mixed them together and everyone in the house laughed at me like wtf is wrong u it’s literally in the name you cook it together. It was nice but obvs no where near the real thing at all and I was rly like “wow it’s even better than the real yum!!!” “I’ll make it like this from now one!!”” Out of embarrassment. I have ptsd from it and never ate it again.

 

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[Guure]

This nasty food right here. the first time trying this i just finished playing resident evil and it reminded me of the Alien eggs on the walls same texture Ufffff, wasnt even made by my mom but her friend so i had to eat it, because manners and shit

 

[madaxweyne]

Is it cause you got exposed as a gay homosexual gaal in the last thread listen if you wanna be gay go ahead am not gonna stop you but don't beg me not to be homophobic

Your kind should be beheaded nacasyahow dirty homo gaal

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