What in the world are you?

[Starscream]

@John Michael your dumb if you know dhulos you would know they identify with the family they come from first

 

[John Michael]

How many gender identities, I mean accounts do you have?



I wonder if there's someone out there named Abdiyo Abdi. Never met one, but those Ashy Abdi jokes must hurt x 2.

Looooooooooool

I met he named me. I wonder though if there are any Somalis who named their children after themselves. It's bad enough when they name their sons after the grandfather.

@John Michael your dumb if you know dhulos you would know they identify with the family they come from first

Yes dhulbahante are a special breed. No other Somali clan does that.

 

[Starscream]

Looooooooooool

I met he named me. I wonder though if there are any Somalis who named their children after themselves. It's bad enough when they name their sons after the grandfather.




Yes dhulbahante are a special breed. No other Somali clan does that.

We have kings for every family two i doubt anybody can say that

 

[yuusufdiin]

the title gave me a vsauce vibe for some reason

 

[Luna]

I mainly said the Somali part to scare it we are known for being crazy

There are Somali jinns believe it or not. I know someone who has seen one before.

 

[Transparent]

A shapeshifting creature appears out of nowhere. Before you know it, it has a gun to your head. And it's forcing you to choose your identity/label. This creature will pull the trigger if you don't give it a decent explanation - on what you are. We are not talking about who you are as an individual, instead what is your group identity.

*Keep in mind, this creature has no idea where you come from. So, you can tell it whatever you like.*

A slave of the almighty,a Somali,and within that a Darood.

 

[Transparent]

A shapeshifting creature appears out of nowhere. Before you know it, it has a gun to your head. And it's forcing you to choose your identity/label. This creature will pull the trigger if you don't give it a decent explanation - on what you are. We are not talking about who you are as an individual, instead what is your group identity.

*Keep in mind, this creature has no idea where you come from. So, you can tell it whatever you like.*

I would also recite some Ruqiya under my breath upon revealing my identity.

 

[Xooshdheere]

I tell him I'm a jaajuus for itoobiya

 

[Nural Aiyn]

I would tell him I’m princess Fiona, from Far, Far Away Land

 

[AussieHustler]

Mr or Ms shapeshifting creature pls, free Sophie.

Who am I? I'm the son of two loving and peace-loving parents whom as an adult (based on their experiences) would like to create for himself a world of peace, mutual tolerance and respect with the individuals and the societies, animals and the environment based on positive productive co-existance. After I die, it is none of my concern what happens and didn’t happen to me, as long as those I leave behind say, the bastard was a good bloke.

 

[Sophisticate]

One

You could have fooled me. Sometimes I think you're a Farax with lipstick and Jimmy Choos.

Looooooooooool

I met he named me. I wonder though if there are any Somalis who named their children after themselves. It's bad enough when they name their sons after the grandfather.

I was only kidding when I said that. But imagine someone named Hamdi Hamdi Hamdi. Gender ambiguous, yes. What if they were also one of @Starscream 's kingly cousins from the six.

 

[HuunoHunter]

I come from an ancient pygma tribe of short people located in the barren dessert.

The tribe lived in harmony, but then my growth rate attacked.

On the day of my womanhood exam, they saw my over-seized lips (the other ones) and determined I was to be banished.

I was kicked out of the tribe but fortuantely I was adopted by radical lesbians and today I work for the gay agenda whole hearted.

Please tell me you have oversized lips down south aswell.

 

[Sophisticate]

A slave of the almighty,a Somali,and within that a Darood.

Sxb, that's noble. Lakiin your display pic says "I like fufu very much." You're sending mixed messages, walaal.

I tell him I'm a jaajuus for itoobiya

You just want it to invade itoobiya, dontcha?

I would tell him I’m princess Fiona, from Far, Far Away Land

Don't make it feel conflicted, shape-shifters might like ogres.

Mr or Ms shapeshifting creature pls, free Sophie.

Who am I? I'm the son of two loving and peace-loving parents whom as an adult (based on their experiences) would like to create for himself a world of peace, mutual tolerance and respect with the individuals and the societies, animals and the environment based on positive productive co-existance. After I die, it is none of my concern what happens and didn’t happen to me, as long as those I leave behind say, the bastard was a good bloke.

Are you human or are you a dancer?

 

[Radical]

No one.

 

[XamarCade]

No one.

Girl has no name

 

[Waxwaalan]

I’ll tell him I’m somali and a descendant of siad barre

Instant death. Try again.

 

[Ubax45_]

What would you say? @sophisticate

 

[Shanshiyo1234]

I’m a 100% proud Shanshiyo.

 

[Sophisticate]

No one.

In binary, you're either a 0 or a 1.You can't be 0. So, you must be 1, unless you can instantly replicate yourself. Alas, you are not a shapeshifter, and it has you in a choke hold with a gun kissing your delectably sized forehead.

Instant death. Try again.

Since when was the grim reaper - a female?

I’m a 100% proud Shanshiyo.

You're very consistent.

 

[Sophisticate]

What would you say? @sophisticate

I would say that I identify as a shapeshifter. Why? To establish sameness. We are the same entity. Whatever it does to me, will be done to it. With a gun, it's certainly homicidal. I just hope it's not suicidal.

How about yourself?