What is on your mind right now?

[RedStar]

If I sleep now, I'll squeeze in 4 hours of sleep.

LOL who am I kidding... I won't sleep now, in fact, I won't sleep at all

 

[yas/London]

This made me cry! Stay in Somalia please my brothers and sisters.

 

[yas/London]

Not one of you stupid Somalis would touch the upper post and I don't blame you. We don't need to speak about it we already know, I'm going to sleep however someone please pray for the family. xxx

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

blue skies. blue skies.

 

[rcv]

El Capitan and Marshmellow upgrades in back to back weeks

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

i fell asleep xaley drinking a 16fl oz monster....

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

PSA: i'm tracking every post that contains "hehehe" and

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thanks to our handy dandy search function. don't fucking steal my smiley swaaag


don't f*ck it up

 

[Unionist]

5 years from now will be totally different world than what it is today. Carbon energy might be abandoned in favor of green energy and that will f*ck up a lot of countries.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

I shouldn't had coffee at 7 pm. Now I can't sleep. I've a 6:30 wake up call.

 

[Apollo]

While I was getting my groceries a ~5 year old Dominican boy today told me I look like his father while his mother was standing next to him. She then started laughing and agreed with him.

I thought that was really really weird. I just smiled and brushed it off.

 

[MOD]

jenna coleman

 

[Flaneur]

Why must seasons bring along sickness and disease.

 

[IntensiveCareUnit]

just bought tickets for a saturday show 78$$$$$$$

still

cant fucking wait

 

[Gambit]

I'm on the way home and I hear my lil bro (he's 11) say to a kid he's arguing with "yeah I bet you'd like a dp in your mouth"

I snitched to my parents but they've gone soft. I'd have gotten a beating and bisbaas in my mouth, he just got a telling off and a small slap around. Imagine what kids will be saying 10 years from now

 

[ciddhartha]

I'm on the way home and I hear my lil bro (he's 11) say to a kid he's arguing with "yeah I bet you'd like a dp in your mouth"

I snitched to my parents but they've gone soft. I'd have gotten a beating and bisbaas in my mouth, he just got a telling off and a small slap around. Imagine what kids will be saying 10 years from now

And this is why we need to teach 8 year olds about safe sex.

 

[John Michael]

What's a dp?

 

[Gambit]

What's a dp?

Double penetration, when 2 guys f*ck a girl at the same time.

And this is why we need to teach 8 year olds about safe sex.

You're right. It's not the same as when I was growing up, kids are gonna be exposed to everything at a much younger age thanks to the internet.

 

[SomaliSpotter]

What's a dp?

Double penetration, when 2 guys f*ck a girl at the same time.

As a concrete example, you should have Googled a pic or linked a video of the action.

 

[Gambit]

As a concrete example, you should have Googled a pic or linked a video of the action.

Haha I couldn't do that to her seeing it would eat at a chunk of her innocence I had to tell her bluntly to stop her from googling it

 

[Shamis]

So there's this BBC crime show which comes on once a month - its basically an opportunity to show the most wanted criminals in the UK to the general public and some crimes without definite suspects to get people to call in with leads. They usually catch the criminals but boy is it scary knowing that an opportunity rapist on the loose in my area and several armed and dangerous criminals with friends who live not too far away.