What is on your mind right now?

[DuctTape]

Have you ever stretched so hard you almost dislocated your soul?

One time I stretched in the toilet while brushing and the next thing I knew, I was in the floor, with an aching head. I passed out after stretching
Maybe I don't eat enough

 

[madamelioness]

Yaab aduunyo

 

[waraabe]

One time I stretched in the toilet while brushing and the next thing I knew, I was in the floor, with an aching head. I passed out after stretching
Maybe I don't eat enough

You are one unhealthy ting

 

[DuctTape]

You are one unhealthy ting

I eat the standard 100% carb somali diet so maybe that's it

 

[Dangopopcorn]

Dw, you will eventually get married. Trust me.

Im not worried about getting married
Don't think I'll fall in love

I'm done. Finished. Khalaas.

It's true tho just being realistic

Ayeeyo got married 3 times.

Mine got married 5 times, the last one was my grandpa and he seems like best man ever
Very unlike most somalis, very unlike most men tbh



Idk maybe there is hope

 

[QalinQor]

My shower thought -> I think it would be so cool if humans had tail. Imagine holding our magazine with two hands and comfortably shuffling between pages while our tail allows us to take a sip from our mug of tea. Just like hats gloves socks, we could have some tail accessories. We can even pierce our tail. Maybe it would have 6th sense too. Ah the tales our tail would tell then

 

[Steamdevolopment]

My shower thought -> I think it would be so cool if humans had tail. Imagine holding our magazine with two hands and comfortably shuffling between pages while our tail allows us to take a sip from our mug of tea. Just like hats gloves socks, we could have some tail accessories. We can even pierce our tail. Maybe it would have 6th sense too. Ah the tales our tail would tell then

Did you start this thread just for that joke?

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

Sufis dervishes reached the heights of
Opium using the transient dub spaces of a melody time Bomb .i support the ban of all illegal highs .

 

[Bernie Madoff]

How much weed do you need to smoke to become perma fried?


I was thinking about this morning during my shower




if you become perma fried do you fall under disabled ?

 

[QalinQor]

Did you start this thread just for that joke?

You don't think a tail would be useful??

 

[Sixth]

TSB and their money laundering isbaaro, how many fucking more bank charges

 

[madamelioness]

It's like a broken record..

 

[Sixth]

It's like a broken record..

When did you begin to notice?

 

[madamelioness]

When did you begin to notice?

Hada lee

 

[Sixth]

Hada lee

Waan ka xumahay

 

[madamelioness]

Waan ka xumahay

Waa ogahay...meel kale aa idin camiran.

 

[yas/London]

I'm childish!!! Okay luv, if you act like a child I will treat you like one.

 

[Reign]

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

The xalimo that broke my heart is on my mind

 

[Sixth]

Rubicon Guava