What is your ideal somali women spouse.what traits do you look for in a potential wife.

[waraabe]

I am the weirdo ?? I am not the one who has a sheep wearing a wig and high heels in my dp. I never knew that you were turn on by that.

Do you have a problem?


Keep your dhuuso breath to yourself

 

[Yannie]

Do you have a problem?


Keep your dhuuso breath to yourself

I will keep my dhuuso breath to myself when you stop dressing sheep up in female clothing.

 

[waraabe]

I will keep my dhuuso breath to myself when you stop dressing sheep up in female clothing.

Stop having a dead birds in your dp first you weirdo

 

[Yannie]

Stop having a dead birds in your dp first you weirdo

I love my dp, it's beautiful. Your dp is animal you freak, I bet the feeling of soft sheep wool in between your fat fingers drives you wild.

 

[waraabe]

I love my dp, it's beautiful. Your dp is animal you freak, I bet the feeling of soft sheep wool in between your fat fingers drives you wild.

You need help

 

[Yannie]

You need help

What do you call your sheep? Nasra? Hodan? or Becky?

 

[waraabe]

What do you call your sheep? Nasra? Hodan? or Becky?

Lol waad waalatay

 

[Vanguard]

- hygienic person - this is and always will be the #1 dealbreaker
- religious (not salafi type religious though)
- educated
- speaks good Somali
- good sense of humour - ain't marrying a boring gorgon
- above average appearance (MUAs and instagram dolls don't count ),average is good as well, if she ticks all of the other boxes
- ideally same age, but no more than 3-4 years younger
- willing to work and not become a housewife after we get married
- outdoorsy kinda person
- from a calm family - I'm not looking to marry into a family of ex cons and drug dealers
- can cook - I know how to cook and cook for myself almost every day so I'm not trying to downgrade

I don't think that's too much to ask for and qabiil doesn't matter as there are all kinda qabiils in my family.

 

[BobSmoke]

• Having the mindset of a student of life
• Understanding the concept of team work
• Knows herself, works on herself to be best woman/mother/wife she can be
• Willing to learn and practice entrepreneurship because as a family, we need to employ ourselves and each other to pass on the knowledge and dhaqaale to the kids, and also to live a better life
• Knowing the difference between integration and assimilation, because I care only for economic integration of my family so that my descendents have better chances to do greater things.
• Must be able to speak and write Somali(or at least willing to learn)
• Must be able to resist the urge to flex on others and act way below our wages. Only time we can look like a million bucks in front of a crowd is if we have 10 mill in liquid cash.
• She dislikes the activity of backbiting and cuts off those who does. Our house can not tolerate that kind of negative energy.
• Able to cook bomb ass cunto soomaaliyeed

 

[supz]

if i was to have a wife.
-smart
- non-religious/ atheist
-dedicated
-articulate
- healthy
-knowledgeable
- has different interests
-must not want kids
- must love food
- must not be needy
-kind and understanding

 

[T1a]

-5'9 or taller (deal breaker if min requirement not met).
-Can run a mile comfortably in under 6 minutes.
-will then be asked to run a mile in PB time, which will be reviewed.
-Average or above looks.
-Bachelor in a useful subject.

 

[Don]

-5'9 or taller (deal breaker if min requirement not met).
-Can run a mile comfortably in under 6 minutes.
-will then be asked to run a mile in PB time, which will be reviewed.
-Average or above looks.
-Bachelor in a useful subject.

Are you looking for an athlete?

 

[Iftiin]

- Muwahid - a deal breaker, She has to know Al Kufr bit Taghut!
- Speaks good Somali - not a deal breaker because we going Somalia anyway
- Funny - not a deal breaker but it would be nice.
- Healthy - a deal breaker, you need that health for the sake of the future children (inshallah) if nothing else.
- Good Teeth - a deal breaker, nobody want's to deal with bad teeth.
- Can cook & willing to cook - a deal breaker, we need that food in our bellies and i ain't cooking, forgive me.
- Not Fat or Chubby - a deal breaker, I don't like chubby baby faces.
- Beauty - not a deal breaker if you have everything else listed, but there needs to be some attraction.

Height has never been an issue for me. Don't care as long as she is not midget (a real midget).

 

[Don]

- Muwahid - a deal breaker, She has to know Al Kufr bit Taghut!
- Speaks good Somali - not a deal breaker because we going Somalia anyway
- Funny - not a deal breaker but it would be nice.
- Healthy - a deal breaker, you need that health for the sake of the future children (inshallah) if nothing else.
- Good Teeth - a deal breaker, nobody want's to deal with bad teeth.
- Can cook & willing to cook - a deal breaker, we need that food in out bellies and i ain't cooking, forgive me.
- Not Fat or Chubby - a deal breaker, I don't like chubby baby faces.
- Beauty - not a deal breaker if you have everything else listed, but there needs to be some attraction.

All I want is a woman that would not leave me for another

 

[Iftiin]

All I want is a woman that would not leave me for another

Exactly bro. It doesn't have to be super complex. You just need a good person you can build something with.

 

[BobSmoke]

• Having the mindset of a student of life
• Understanding the concept of team work
• Knows herself, works on herself to be best woman/mother/wife she can be
• Willing to learn and practice entrepreneurship because as a family, we need to employ ourselves and each other to pass on the knowledge and dhaqaale to the kids, and also to live a better life
• Knowing the difference between integration and assimilation, because I care only for economic integration of my family so that my descendents have better chances to do greater things.
• Must be able to speak and write Somali(or at least willing to learn)
• Must be able to resist the urge to flex on others and act way below our wages. Only time we can look like a million bucks in front of a crowd is if we have 10 mill in liquid cash.
• She dislikes the activity of backbiting and cuts off those who does. Our house can not tolerate that kind of negative energy.
• Able to cook bomb ass cunto soomaaliyeed

In addition to the list

• Better looking than me so that the handsome sperm fertilizes the peng egg, because who doesnt want kids from a superior gene pool.
• Prays her salats
• Morally and ethically more advanced than me
• Hygiene on point
• No fircoon-siil
• Wax the cando every 3 weeks
• No history of her name from the suuq or mandems
• If she is fat, dhabadeed must be fatter than the rest of the body
• Smarter than her friends
• Aware of the Somali communities failure of economic integration and teach the kids how it manifests itself in various ways such as high divorce rates, broken homes, crabs in a bucket mindset, hating on others, chasing haram dough by shotting drugs/fraud/hitting licks, high usage of drugs to soothe the discontent of life.

 

[Mercury]

mutual respect, drama free and doesnt go over the top with makeup

And most importantly shes gotta Love children

 

[Malcolm X]

• Having the mindset of a student of life
• Understanding the concept of team work
• Knows herself, works on herself to be best woman/mother/wife she can be
• Willing to learn and practice entrepreneurship because as a family, we need to employ ourselves and each other to pass on the knowledge and dhaqaale to the kids, and also to live a better life
• Knowing the difference between integration and assimilation, because I care only for economic integration of my family so that my descendents have better chances to do greater things.
• Must be able to speak and write Somali(or at least willing to learn)
• Must be able to resist the urge to flex on others and act way below our wages. Only time we can look like a million bucks in front of a crowd is if we have 10 mill in liquid cash.
• She dislikes the activity of backbiting and cuts off those who does. Our house can not tolerate that kind of negative energy.
• Able to cook bomb ass cunto soomaaliyeed

This reads like job description from a job advert

 

[ThreeTwentyOne]

Never liked the idea of "ideal types". Like a check box on who you are LOOKING for. That's lust not love.

 

[BobSmoke]

This reads like job description from a job advert

My vision of a family is an empire not a franchise my brudda.

Besides the traits can be learned so there's no discrimination on who can fit the bill.
However she must be Somali