What was your school scandal?

[purple haze]

There was a lad in the year below got caught shagging his dog in the cemetery, dog had to get put down. His official story was that his dog had climbed a tree and he was having a piss under that tree when the dog fell out and landed on his penis.

After some time off school he came back, he made a homophobic comment in the corridor to a gay guy who replied "Hold on, you shagged a dog! At least I've got the right species!"

I've got quite a few having attended a all boys school (all boys schools are hell)

You having gay poems about me in your locker and your gf finding them and telling everyone that was the biggest school scandal

But I'm flattered
Still flattered all these years later

But I ain't gay bruv

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

A teacher slept with the vice-principal's wife, got fired and then sued the school. As if that wasn't enough he vandalized VP Range Rover on school property. The wife left the vp for the teacher.