Somali women in the west are either known for being called "stankmachines", and drinking Henny. They use whitening cream to look like me. I used to be scared of Somali girls 2 years ago, because one was stalking me in my junior year of college, and dissed my beautiful Becky at the time, and made her cry at a mall telling her that I was her husband, and that she would kill my Becky if she seen us together again. Wallahi this is a true story. She described me, and my Honduran friend down to a T

You somali girls in the west have fucked up our image, and now we slowly have to rebuild. You stankmachines are known psychos, and suffer from bipolar disorder.