why did the chicken cross the road

[Mercury]

@Adam this poor chicken tried to cross the road but was to blind to see without his glasses

@Canuck this chicken crossed the road to block oromo chickens from entering the country Illegally

@Baraf this chicken was a show off it crossed the road back and forth for no reason

@Lily this chicken didnt know if it should cross the road in a straight line or zig zag

 

[Mckenzie]

@Reiko I had chicken soup yesterday with some double French fries. I only like roosters too. I eat them with my colleagues everyday, twice on Friday.

@Anon **makes a post about chicken sex**

@VicePrez the chicken was in the wrong position, it should have ran down the wing in a 4-5-1 position

@Freebandz tranny chickens


@Mckenzie that chicken is crossing over to me because I said so

@Air Jalam waar chickenka waa ka dhex bixi haduu xaar Wayn leyahay

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Cognitivedissonance f*ck the chicken, it was neither here nor there anyway.

@waraabe it crossed to join the other southern chickens that are being sold to Arabs. Southern chicken booty on wholesale

@Mckenzie To squat on the houses of other chickens.

@Hafez the chickens crossed the road cause they were all coming to my yard cause they're all my concubines, I'm far from a crook but my hooked nose brings all the girls to the yard & watch me take off like concord

 

[BebsiBolice]

LMAO this thread is great.

 

[angrycat]

alright im gonna try to do some more lol

@Reiko he better not bring his broke ass back
@Air Jalam look at those chicken thighs

@Cognitivedissonance ilahey baan ku dharshe tas chicken miya misa jinni

@Hafez wallah that chicken is Bani Quzayma, i know because were cousins

@Baraf

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@Barni it was probably a rooster, i swear its unfair that the hens never get to cross. ugh

how'd I do

 

[Hubble]

The chicken wanted to avoid being slaughtered, sought for a better life. Even if it meant risking to be run over by a car.

Masha Allah Baraf you're sensitive soul, I knew it


@Sufiyan Because the chicken was a brainless kacaan atheist who crosses every boundary.

@UncleMenace taasi neef daaqayso ayeey iska aheyd

@AbdiJohnson She was a third world European chicken seeking a better life in Canada. That chicken now owns her home and has long forgotten the slums of Europe.

@Barni It will never be hen and lay eggs no matter how many times you use a gender neutral pronoun.

 

[Figo]

alright im gonna try to do some more lol

@Reiko he better not bring his broke ass back
@Air Jalam look at those chicken thighs

@Cognitivedissonance ilahey baan ku dharshe tas chicken miya misa jinni

@Hafez wallah that chicken is Bani Quzayma, i know because were cousins

@Baraf

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@Barni it was probably a rooster, i swear its unfair that the hens never get to cross. ugh

how'd I do

Ay tho ngl them thighs make a ni99a go mad

 

[Inactive]

@Bielsa "The chicken crossed the road because he was being petted by that evil white blue eyed baby. That evil white baby might have eaten him for dinner".

 

[Bohol]

@Duke of Harshaw the khat addicted from east burco was crossing into the wrong side

That gif became very popular like gold platinum.