Why do somalis do this???

[Nilotufian]

Should’ve hit them with “Anigu waxan ahay reer lacag jacayl”

 

[Calaf]

There was a Somali Taxi Driver in KL, who asked about my tribe. I tried to make him guess, but he never got it right. Once I told him, he goes into a tirade about how tribalism destroyed Somalia and whatnot.

I ask him, what tribe is he from, and we are both the same!

Like, he started it, got angry and yet is same as me!

 

[Daacad90]

There was a Taxi Driver in KL, who asked about my tribe. I tried to make him guess, but he never got it right. Once I told him, he goes into a tirade about how tribalism destroyed Somalia and whatnot.

I ask him, what tribe is he from, and we are both the same!

Like, he started it, got angry and yet is same as me!

 

[Guled111]

One time when I was in manchester I had this somali cab driver, he asked me my abtirsi, he was shocked when I told him all of my abtirsi turns out we were from the same laf:siilaanyosmile:

you told him your whole abriris, meanwhile I only know that am ogadeen, cawliyahan oo reer afgaab ah. I feel jealous, how dare you know more than me when it comes to qabil

 

[Daacad90]

you told him your whole abriris, meanwhile I only know that am ogadeen, cawliyahan oo reer afgaab ah. I feel jealous, how dare you know more than me when it comes to qabil

Calm downz

 

[Guled111]

Calm downz

Who taught you all that your hooyo?

 

[Daacad90]

Who taught you all that your hooyo?

Both my mumz and dad who else? My mum is mj tho, I know my mj abtiris too from head to toe you would be surprised

 

[Guled111]

Both my mumz and dad who else? My mum is mj tho, I know my mj abtiris too from head to toe you would be surprised

Masha Allah sis, but you coming with me to ogadenia right

 

[Macalin M]

Both my mumz and dad who else? My mum is mj tho, I know my mj abtiris too from head to toe you would be surprised

My grandma made me learn her name by force. She drilled it into me every morning while I ate my canjeero

 

[Céleste]

My grandma made me learn her name by force. She drilled it into me every morning while I ate my canjeero

pls say canjeelo

 

[Macalin M]

pls say canjeelo

Why would I say that? Canjeero!

 

[Daacad90]

Masha Allah sis, but you coming with me to ogadenia right

I mean I don't mind​

 

[Céleste]

Why would I say that? Canjeero!

nigga its canjeelo

 

[Macalin M]

nigga its canjeelo

Do reer Mudug say canjeelo? I never knew they did. But yet again I don’t know many reer Mudugs. Got an Eedo from Xarardheere but she says canjeero

 

[Guled111]

I mean I don't mind​

That's my girl right there

 

[Céleste]

Do reer Mudug say canjeelo? I never knew they did. But yet again I don’t know many reer Mudugs. Got an Eedo from Xarardheere but she says canjeero

well at least in our fam. never heard anyone say canjeero

@Samaalic Era what do you say?

 

[Daacad90]

well at least in our fam. never heard anyone say canjeero

@Samaalic Era what do you say?

I say canjeero but my evil half sisters insist its laxoox

 

[Céleste]

I say canjeero but my evil half sisters insist its laxoox

Thats even worse

 

[Samaalic Era]

well at least in our fam. never heard anyone say canjeero

@Samaalic Era what do you say?

I Say Canjeelo

Canjeero sounds like Amxaar

 

[Daacad90]

Thats even worse

Anyone who says laxoox should pay jizya! Kafiriinta...