AhmedSmelly
I am an offical nacas. too honest
I was just contemplating, what's the best trait a women can have?
Obedience
If she has a small body count, you can use that against her. Blackmail can do wonders for a relationship. Dont forget, she also has great experience in bed.
Manshallah Western Somalis would make the best wives. Yes, plural cause she wont complain if you get a second wife
If she had a taste of multiple Tyrones. She should openly be accepting another flavour on my lollipop. And if she asks what flavour it is. Be blunt with her
Ahmedsmelly: "Its another Xalimo from across the street"
MyWife : "What the f*ck, she is a street hoe, why the f*ck are you with her"
Ahmedsmelly: "She makes a good second wife, plus her body count is lower than yours"
MyWife: " What the f*ck, I will not put another womens honey in my mouth"
Ahmedsmelly: "I wish you had a choice, you lost those privileges after putting 2 Tyrones in your mouth"
She starts using her teeth as a way to protest.
End of possible future story line of mine. I am not joking here, an experienced Xalimo with low body counts, who has repented. Will make an excellent wife. Not sure if she would make a good mother tho .
Who cares, I could hire/marry a divorcee as a baby sitter. Plus she would know her place, a divorcee wont disrupt the family dynamics, cause she dont want to be divorced a second time
Wait how many obedient wives do I have?
Exactly!
did I get my point across??
Sspot-MaleUsers: " we wont talk shit about western Halimos. They are humans just like us. They sin just like us. Plus, who cares about their virginity. I am not a virgin either. I will even allow her a second husband. My body count is bigger than hers, she deserves a second or a third obedient husband"
Wabilahi tawfiiq.
Obedience
If she has a small body count, you can use that against her. Blackmail can do wonders for a relationship. Dont forget, she also has great experience in bed.
Manshallah Western Somalis would make the best wives. Yes, plural cause she wont complain if you get a second wife
If she had a taste of multiple Tyrones. She should openly be accepting another flavour on my lollipop. And if she asks what flavour it is. Be blunt with her
Ahmedsmelly: "Its another Xalimo from across the street"
MyWife : "What the f*ck, she is a street hoe, why the f*ck are you with her"
Ahmedsmelly: "She makes a good second wife, plus her body count is lower than yours"
MyWife: " What the f*ck, I will not put another womens honey in my mouth"
Ahmedsmelly: "I wish you had a choice, you lost those privileges after putting 2 Tyrones in your mouth"
She starts using her teeth as a way to protest.
End of possible future story line of mine. I am not joking here, an experienced Xalimo with low body counts, who has repented. Will make an excellent wife. Not sure if she would make a good mother tho .
Who cares, I could hire/marry a divorcee as a baby sitter. Plus she would know her place, a divorcee wont disrupt the family dynamics, cause she dont want to be divorced a second time
Wait how many obedient wives do I have?
Exactly!
did I get my point across??
Sspot-MaleUsers: " we wont talk shit about western Halimos. They are humans just like us. They sin just like us. Plus, who cares about their virginity. I am not a virgin either. I will even allow her a second husband. My body count is bigger than hers, she deserves a second or a third obedient husband"
Wabilahi tawfiiq.