Would you check out the goods before marriage?

[Saredo]

Your boy actually picked up some baking skills

yeaaah. Work for me. I’ll be nice I promise.

 

[Sophisticate]

he’s just playing hard to get. I need a cook so maybe he learned a thing or two with his gf.
@Jimmer .

He is obedient and has the efficiency of a Japanese salary man in the kitchen.

 

[__08]

Wallahi they are crazy

I knew one his wife stole $500,000. Can’t say I felt sorry for him

 

[Yahya]

“Checking out the goods” blaayo

You never looked at your crush's Instagram or admired them from afar?

 

[Shmurda]

I pour ZamZam water on this whole thread.

Long time no see abaayo how u been

 

[__08]

Long time no see abaayo how u been

Hey, I’m ok thanks. How are you?

 

[Qali]

You never looked at your crush's Instagram or admired them from afar?

The last crush I had was in MS, I’m on that pimp shit warya

 

[Qali]

I knew one his wife stole $500,000. Can’t say I felt sorry for him

Mashallah

 

[Juke]

yeaaah. Work for me. I’ll be nice I promise.

He is obedient and has the efficiency of a Japanese salary man in the kitchen.

Anything for my queens

 

[Sophisticate]

Might as well be and you best believe I'm getting a test ride in before I make my decision

I will report you to your hooyo.

It would be a big L to find out she has a tattoo of her ex.

Tattoos are taboo.

 

[Shmurda]

Hey, I’m ok thanks. How are you?

A young boss nigga like me just been chillin

 

[__08]

Mashallah

Exactly now if he was a decent guy I would of felt sorry for him.

A young boss nigga like me just been chillin

Ayy tell em

 

[Hoofan]

Are you buying a car?

It's 2020 baby, every woman got to be checked and taken for a test drive.

 

[Venetian]

No, compatibility is a new age meme, just provide good pipes and everything will work.

My ancestors didnt care about sexual compatibility.

 

[Juke]

It would be a big L to find out she has a tattoo of her ex.

An ex has a tattoo of me in initials

I'm gonna be on a man's ting 4ever, and they likely won't ever know

 

[Shmurda]

On a realer note just imagine you marry a girl and the wedding night you dive in and shes loose asf

For the women imagine you marry a man and his package is small. Don't be dumb let a man hit that before you marry him

 

[Manafesto]

In india couples do anal for a test drive before marriage, that way she can still be a virgin on her wedding.

 

[Anon91]

On a realer note just imagine you marry a girl and the wedding night you dive in and shes loose asf

For the women imagine you marry a man and his package is small. Don't be dumb let a man hit that before you marry him

Do you think we're s now?

 

[Shmurda]

Do you think we're *****s now?

Fix up akhi stop slûtshaming our female counterparts if they have sex before marriage that DOES NOT make them a dilo

 

[Anon91]

Fix up akhi stop slûtshaming our female counterparts if they have sex before marriage that DOES NOT make them a dilo

I'm a girl