Would you support if General Morgan ran for Presidency?

[Bohol]

What is the difference between Tuke and Morgan?

 

[Ducaale]

What is the difference between Tuke and Morgan?

walahi this always cracks me up

 

[Bernie Madoff]

They are very good people, only hot headed when provoked. They're the quiet scary kind lol.

We are not scary but hot headed yes.

 

[Yung Mali]

Beesha barkakysan Hawiye

Mashallah my brudda.I got love for my irir samaale brothers.Aside from politics/SL inpendence Isaaq iyo Hawiye have no problems

 

[Gambar]

We are not scary but hot headed yes.

My ayeyo is JA, you can't fool me.

 

[Yung Mali]

They are very good people, only hot headed when provoked. They're the quiet scary kind lol.

You can't keep poking the sleeping lion and possibly get away with it

 

[Yung Mali]

What is the difference between Tuke and Morgan?

One's cleaning toilets in the local McDonalds

 

[Sophisticate]

@Reiko @Gambar @Edo Nene

We must build the future leaders of Somalia. We'll remove the gene for early onset Bidar and ensure they reach their height potential. They must be well-versed in Somali folklore/history, business, art, science, technology and pop culture (to mentally seduce dignitaries). Military strategy and an openness to innovation are vital. And they will be loyal to Alt-Cush. Did I mention they will run faster than Mo Farah without that hollow-eyed starving model look. They'll be shaped like superman with the net worth of Bruce Wayne - money will be so long it dwarfs our country's current GDP, heres the cherry on top. They'll never have eyes for anyone but Xalimos.

 

[Bahal]

 

[Yung Mali]

@Reiko @Gambar @Edo Nene

We must build the future leaders of Somalia. We'll remove the gene for early onset Bidar and ensure they reach their height potential. They must be well-versed in Somali folklore/history, business, art, science, technology and pop culture (to mentally seduce dignitaries). Military strategy and an openness to innovation are vital. And they will be loyal to Alt-Cush. Did I mention they will run faster than Mo Farah without that hollow-eyed starving model look. They'll be shaped like superman with the net worth of Bruce Wayne - money will be so long it dwarfs our country's current GDP, heres the cherry on top. They'll never have eyes for anyone but Xalimos.

 

[Sophisticate]

I'm sorry we can't make you into an idyllic future political leader, huuno. It takes more work modifying adult behaviour. You must be broken. And injected with a different personality (Manchurian candidate style). The physical embellishments are easier (improve your nutrition and attend the gym). Better luck next lifetime. Maybe designer babies are an option for your spawn.

 

[Yung Mali]

I'm sorry we can't make you into an idyllic future political leader, huuno. It takes more work modifying adults. You must be broken. And injected with a different personality (Manchurian candidate style). The physical embellishments are easier (improve your nutrition and attend the gym). Better luck next lifetime. Maybe designer babies are an option for your spawn.

All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wives

The only con is that we will become one of the ugliest nations on the planet but I believe it is worth it

 

[Sophisticate]

All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wives

The only con is that we will become one of the ugliest nations of the planet but I believe it is worth it

That's a trade-off mon ami. And you're too stuck in the 20th C breeding programs of the 3rd Reich. Get with the times. What we need are intelligent dimes. Nothing genetic engineering and behavioural influencing can't cure. My Huxelean vision of the future is much better. Alt-Cush is the only way forward. We don't need some half subservient hafus running around. We need 100% Somali libaax hooyos to help us make this happen.

 

[Yung Mali]

That's a trade-off mon ami. And you're too stuck in the 20th C breeding programs of the 3rd Reich. Get with the times. What we need are intelligent dimes. Nothing genetic engineering and behavioural influencing can't cure.
My Huxelean vision of the future is much better. Alt-Cush is the only way.

We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nation

An ugly mutt nation with one of the greatest economy and military on the continent.Xabeshi,Bantu iyo dhega cas would tremble in fear

 

[Starscream]

Theres sexiness about General Morgan. I cant even figure out.

@John Michael you got competition

 

[Sophisticate]

We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nation

An ugly mutt nation with one of the greatest economy and military on the continent.Xabeshi,Bantu iyo dhega cas would tremble in fear

I think someone has yellow fever covertly disguised as a eugenics campaign. Sxb, Somalis suffer from groupthink. Cure that and you're half way there. The thought of harvesting indoyar eggs is cringe. What you need are indoyar nannies to instill discipline, sans genetic input. Where you grow up has a huge impact on Iq. You'd be at 68 (the same level as Impoverished Beta Israeli Ethiopians Jews) if you were in the badiyo today.

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

I support only HG candidates

 

[YoungFarah]

I wouldn't support him based on the fact that he was part of the old guard who destroyed Somalia. We don't need to go back to where we were decades ago and it's time to go forward.

 

[Abdalla]

Yes I would. This guy is unofficial persona non-grata in Mudug because of what he did during the Kacaan. But interests shift and so does allegiances. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend

 

[Yonis]

Beesha barkakysan Hawiye