walahi this always cracks me upWhat is the difference between Tuke and Morgan?
We are not scary but hot headed yes.They are very good people, only hot headed when provoked. They're the quiet scary kind lol.
Mashallah my brudda.I got love for my irir samaale brothers.Aside from politics/SL inpendence Isaaq iyo Hawiye have no problemsBeesha barkakysan Hawiye
My ayeyo is JA, you can't fool me.We are not scary but hot headed yes.
You can't keep poking the sleeping lion and possibly get away with itThey are very good people, only hot headed when provoked. They're the quiet scary kind lol.
One's cleaning toilets in the local McDonaldsWhat is the difference between Tuke and Morgan?
@Reiko @Gambar @Edo Nene
We must build the future leaders of Somalia. We'll remove the gene for early onset Bidar and ensure they reach their height potential. They must be well-versed in Somali folklore/history, business, art, science, technology and pop culture (to mentally seduce dignitaries). Military strategy and an openness to innovation are vital. And they will be loyal to Alt-Cush. Did I mention they will run faster than Mo Farah without that hollow-eyed starving model look. They'll be shaped like superman with the net worth of Bruce Wayne - money will be so long it dwarfs our country's current GDP, heres the cherry on top. They'll never have eyes for anyone but Xalimos.
All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wivesI'm sorry we can't make you into an idyllic future political leader, huuno. It takes more work modifying adults. You must be broken. And injected with a different personality (Manchurian candidate style). The physical embellishments are easier (improve your nutrition and attend the gym). Better luck next lifetime. Maybe designer babies are an option for your spawn.
All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wives
The only con is that we will become one of the ugliest nations of the planet but I believe it is worth it
We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nationThat's a trade-off mon ami. And you're too stuck in the 20th C breeding programs of the 3rd Reich. Get with the times. What we need are intelligent dimes. Nothing genetic engineering and behavioural influencing can't cure.
My Huxelean vision of the future is much better. Alt-Cush is the only way.
We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nation
An ugly mutt nation with one of the greatest economy and military on the continent.Xabeshi,Bantu iyo dhega cas would tremble in fear
Beesha barkakysan Hawiye