Xalimos only thread

[Villainess]

Roddy ricch is so cute I’d be the caano to his shaax

 

[Sloane Ranger]

Is that you bro?

 

[Shmurda]

Roddy ricch is so cute I’d be the caano to his shaax

Keep it in your pants

Is that you bro?

Nah it's @Captain Hoyada

 

[Villainess]

Keep it in your pants

Nah it's @Captain Hoyada

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

that dadbod (no homo)

U got beef with our biggie?!

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Keep it in your pants

Nah it's @Captain Hoyada

Dont even what to say

 

[Villainess]

Dont even what to say

Hi hassan

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Hi hassan

How many times do i need to tell u my name isnt hassan

 

[Shmurda]

U got beef with our biggie?!

His music is good mashallah but he's fat as f*ck wallahi ukno this too akhi

 

[Sloane Ranger]

How many times do i need to tell u my name isnt hassan

Is it hani?

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

His music is good mashallah but he's fat as f*ck wallahi ukno this too akhi

I think u mistaking this fat guy with this one best rapper in sweden rn

 

[Destiny]

It's hard finding a Somali man who is both attractive and financially stable. You'll have better luck finding a unicorn.

 

[x z]

'xalimos only'

 

[Villainess]

How many times do i need to tell u my name isnt hassan

You look like a hassan

 

[x z]

let’s not forget the famous hot somali man

WHY CANT YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE HIM im cryinggg


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ew lightskins. plus his forehead is massive 100%

 

[Villainess]

It's hard finding a Somali man who is both attractive and financially stable. You'll have better luck finding a unicorn.

It’s worth it, I just want my unicorn

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Is it hani?

Im a male

 

[Villainess]

ew lightskins. plus his forehead is massive 100%

I like lightskins tho

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

You look like a hassan

Wait have u seen my pics? U scaring me

 

[Destiny]

It’s worth it, I just want my unicorn

Good luck sis I hope you find yours. Being Somali is not a requirement for me, so I like those chances better.