Investing in stocks are haram you gaal mofo
Bisinka!
Some Shiek holding a Cocoa Cola bottle told me it's harm to invest. And then I told him what if I buy a stock in Cocoa Cola? He said it's Haram.
I pointed at his half drunk bottle of coke and asked him you just made coke money--That's Haram!
The man never questioned me ever since.

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