I got no idea but it's whole lot better now than before which is a good thing
You are the President/leader of Somalia. What do you do?
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I got no idea but it's whole lot better now than before which is a good thing
SomaliWadaniSoldier
Weeping for the Nation of 68
1) Execute Aweys, Morgan, Siilaanyo, Faysal cali waraabe, Abu Mansur, Qeybdiid and all the warlords
2)Captured terrorists will never see prison in their life (hanging awaits them)
3) appoint somali bantu as pm
4) ban all socalled maamul goboleed and whoever disagrees will be seen as the true enemy of Somalia
5) Bringing the fight to Secessionists and Terrorists. Arming the nationalist factions in the north only if they are against federalism (no kastumo state).
6) demanding that ethiopia and kenya leaves Somalia. Djibouti is friendly nation, they can stay fighting alongside my mujahideen against the terrorists.
7) Telling all amisom to either pack ur bags or start fighting.
I dont want amisom soldier relaxing inside the barracks. They must fight or leave.
8)Cleansing the army. Any socalled militia posing as army while they harm the civilians. Prison will be their home.
9) Arresting corrupted figures
10) Paying the salaries of the mujahideen
Every money that we get, great share of it goes to the heroes.
11) the salaries of xildhibaano will drop by 40%. However they get one guard until further notice.
12) Again, any captured terrorist will be hanged immediately without bringing the case to court.
13) improving our infrastructure and rebuilding touristic spots.
14) I call upon all talented artistic somalis to invent new flag. Then all Somalis will vote on the suggested flags.
15)Motifying Somalia to The Democratic Republic of Somaal
16) Returning looted properties
17) the 77 veterans will get good care for their service.
18)Ban Khat & Niiko
19)Planting palms on our beaches to attract visitors. Also a nice boulevard where families and youth can come together for recreation.
20)Exporting our fruits, farmers gets well paid.
21)opening national wildparks in the jubbooyinka and Gedo.
Somali Safari is back Baby!
Some of my plans are within the war period and others during peace time.
I would do this if i had loyal army of 50k strong and a nation that supports my plans. Lets make The Democratic Republic of Somaal great again!
2)Captured terrorists will never see prison in their life (hanging awaits them)
3) appoint somali bantu as pm
4) ban all socalled maamul goboleed and whoever disagrees will be seen as the true enemy of Somalia
5) Bringing the fight to Secessionists and Terrorists. Arming the nationalist factions in the north only if they are against federalism (no kastumo state).
6) demanding that ethiopia and kenya leaves Somalia. Djibouti is friendly nation, they can stay fighting alongside my mujahideen against the terrorists.
7) Telling all amisom to either pack ur bags or start fighting.
I dont want amisom soldier relaxing inside the barracks. They must fight or leave.
8)Cleansing the army. Any socalled militia posing as army while they harm the civilians. Prison will be their home.
9) Arresting corrupted figures
10) Paying the salaries of the mujahideen
Every money that we get, great share of it goes to the heroes.
11) the salaries of xildhibaano will drop by 40%. However they get one guard until further notice.
12) Again, any captured terrorist will be hanged immediately without bringing the case to court.
13) improving our infrastructure and rebuilding touristic spots.
14) I call upon all talented artistic somalis to invent new flag. Then all Somalis will vote on the suggested flags.
15)Motifying Somalia to The Democratic Republic of Somaal
16) Returning looted properties
17) the 77 veterans will get good care for their service.
18)Ban Khat & Niiko
19)Planting palms on our beaches to attract visitors. Also a nice boulevard where families and youth can come together for recreation.
20)Exporting our fruits, farmers gets well paid.
21)opening national wildparks in the jubbooyinka and Gedo.
Somali Safari is back Baby!
Some of my plans are within the war period and others during peace time.
I would do this if i had loyal army of 50k strong and a nation that supports my plans. Lets make The Democratic Republic of Somaal great again!
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Merchant of Mogadishu
From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
NEVER
Revive the agricultural sector. Make funds available, equipment and education concerning the agricultural sector.
Call to arms. Forcefully capture the ogaden and nfd and ask our brethren to Djibouti to comply and immediately reunite with Somalia as a whole.
Secure our seas. Impose tax on all sea faring ships passing through our pristine waters.
Revive the fishing communities. Provide equipment, boats, storage units. etc
Secure the air space.
Impose secularism in the whole Somali peninsula.
Revive the education sector.
Ban the export of charcoal.
Strengthen the army and choose recruits from across the country.
Improve the breed of livestock that is exported.
Provide jobs for the youth.
Ban the 4.5 system.
Reduce corruption.
Improve the health sector.
Improve transportation throughout the country.
Execute all terrorists. That is all they get.
Protect the natural reserves.
Start mining the oil, limestone, salt, precious minerals, uranium, & natural gas reserves.
Make sure all regional states comply with the elected federal government.
Revive the Somali soccer team, long distance runner, basketball. etc
Call to arms. Forcefully capture the ogaden and nfd and ask our brethren to Djibouti to comply and immediately reunite with Somalia as a whole.
Secure our seas. Impose tax on all sea faring ships passing through our pristine waters.
Revive the fishing communities. Provide equipment, boats, storage units. etc
Secure the air space.
Impose secularism in the whole Somali peninsula.
Revive the education sector.
Ban the export of charcoal.
Strengthen the army and choose recruits from across the country.
Improve the breed of livestock that is exported.
Provide jobs for the youth.
Ban the 4.5 system.
Reduce corruption.
Improve the health sector.
Improve transportation throughout the country.
Execute all terrorists. That is all they get.
Protect the natural reserves.
Start mining the oil, limestone, salt, precious minerals, uranium, & natural gas reserves.
Make sure all regional states comply with the elected federal government.
Revive the Somali soccer team, long distance runner, basketball. etc
what would you replace 4.5 with?
Wouldn't people just end up voting for their qabil candidate thus the majority clan will keep being in power?
Soomalis are daacad and qabiiliste all at once. Farmajo's presidency was even celebrated as far as Soomali galbeed under xabashi tyrony. I think we'll go with the best candidate. The reason why we're mad this qabiil got more ministers than the other qabiil is the 4.5.
I know I'd be cool if all the ministers turned out to be hawiye, but they'd have to justify meritocracy.
Merchant of Mogadishu
From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
Simple, you set up quotas for creating parties so that they are not filled with one clan.
RasCanjero-
Self imposed exile
Force all Somalis into a single metropolitan area.
Either we sink or swim together. No gobolnimo bs.
Nationalise all land and lease arable land to commercial farmers.
Use the farms to produce feed for livestock while trying to urbanise pastoralist.
Tech for a basic industry and a strategy to train millions of Somalis has to be developed years before taking charge.
We should be able to produce 80% of what we need for a top level hdi score using 1950's tech.
Steam generators power plant, railways, mills, metal refinery and machining shops... All century old tech with the most recent updates 40 years ago.
Less reliance on FDIs and foreign currency for even necessary things like energy.
If we don't have oil or natural gas readily available; plant biomass fuels to generate electricity with.
If we require metals and minerals not available in Somalia; import from the region before adding value and export for foreign currency.
Only way to become self sufficient and build a future is through temporary isolationism until we develop our basic industries that could compete in the global economy.
For example; is there any point of building a solar panel factory when China could build it 5 times cheaper?
Anything we'll produce to export would already be manufactured elsewhere much more efficiently or cheaper through other means.
We can't expect an economic miracle like Japan and China in today's automated world.
Just build for ourselves temporarily while protecting our industries from global pressures.
In terms of governance...
National council of elders that have the ability to create a referendum on any law or decision by the executive leadership.
The rest of the government structure would depend on some factors I don't have much information on.
In terms of our foreign policy.
Either we sink or swim together. No gobolnimo bs.
Nationalise all land and lease arable land to commercial farmers.
Use the farms to produce feed for livestock while trying to urbanise pastoralist.
Tech for a basic industry and a strategy to train millions of Somalis has to be developed years before taking charge.
We should be able to produce 80% of what we need for a top level hdi score using 1950's tech.
Steam generators power plant, railways, mills, metal refinery and machining shops... All century old tech with the most recent updates 40 years ago.
Less reliance on FDIs and foreign currency for even necessary things like energy.
If we don't have oil or natural gas readily available; plant biomass fuels to generate electricity with.
If we require metals and minerals not available in Somalia; import from the region before adding value and export for foreign currency.
Only way to become self sufficient and build a future is through temporary isolationism until we develop our basic industries that could compete in the global economy.
For example; is there any point of building a solar panel factory when China could build it 5 times cheaper?
Anything we'll produce to export would already be manufactured elsewhere much more efficiently or cheaper through other means.
We can't expect an economic miracle like Japan and China in today's automated world.
Just build for ourselves temporarily while protecting our industries from global pressures.
In terms of governance...
National council of elders that have the ability to create a referendum on any law or decision by the executive leadership.
The rest of the government structure would depend on some factors I don't have much information on.
In terms of our foreign policy.
- Border treaty with Ethiopia & Kenya in return for a FTA and free movement of people.
- Security deal with US over our naval activity in the red sea and the gulf of Aden... i.e a naval military base in return for some space to develop our country.
- Start building better relationships with African countries and improve our image after decades of bad PR.
- Stick to standard international organisations and keep away from regional or global faction politics. A sneeze from any large power could set us back again.
Secure the sea routes and tax anyone who is trading on them; begin mining for natural resources; reform and impliment the education system (this is very important and is top of my to-do list); introduce social housing to support families. Invest heavily in tourism by building resorts; open technology fares to attract potenional business deals that will support technological advancement and economic development that will bring Somalia into the first world.
In order to fester national unity and to dispel petty clan rivalries, I would make it compulsory for boys and girls to join the national army after they graduate from secondary education (kind of like a youth league). They will learn discipline, develop on their physical and mental health by participating in sport and army training, and be encouraged to work together in pride so as to develop a sense of national unity and solidarity.
Also, I would build museums dedicated to Somali history and culture and begin archeological expeditions to unhearth long lost treasures. I would also usher in a cultural revolution amongst the women; they've been dressing like the nazgul from lord of the rings for far too long, it's time for our women to shine.
In order to fester national unity and to dispel petty clan rivalries, I would make it compulsory for boys and girls to join the national army after they graduate from secondary education (kind of like a youth league). They will learn discipline, develop on their physical and mental health by participating in sport and army training, and be encouraged to work together in pride so as to develop a sense of national unity and solidarity.
Also, I would build museums dedicated to Somali history and culture and begin archeological expeditions to unhearth long lost treasures. I would also usher in a cultural revolution amongst the women; they've been dressing like the nazgul from lord of the rings for far too long, it's time for our women to shine.
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Make an alliance with Turkey, Russia, Qatar and China while distancing the country from Western Nations.
Build a strong army.
Declare total war on corruption.
Kick out Bantu Amisom monkeys and any foreign troops.
Launch massive anti-qabiil propaganda in the hopes of saving future generations.
Focus on the economy in order to make regional states beg to return under a centra authority.
Propose a deal to the various factions to join the newly found and honourable Somali Sultanate.
Launch a huge offensive against any region who refuses the Sultanate's offer
Build a strong army.
Declare total war on corruption.
Kick out Bantu Amisom monkeys and any foreign troops.
Launch massive anti-qabiil propaganda in the hopes of saving future generations.
Focus on the economy in order to make regional states beg to return under a centra authority.
Propose a deal to the various factions to join the newly found and honourable Somali Sultanate.
Launch a huge offensive against any region who refuses the Sultanate's offer
Saalax Bidaar
Truthfulness so often goes with ruthlessness
I would kill and torture everyone that opposed me wallahi. I would instill the fear of God in their hearts. Compare to me, Siyaad Barre would seem like a ballroom ballerina. I wouldn’t target specific clan, I would punish everyone equally.
Then whip them into shape until they start to function like civilized society.
Then whip them into shape until they start to function like civilized society.
Never happening
That project failed.
Im glad it did.
xisaabiye
Ibnu Suxuufi Ibnu Al Dhoobe
I will make sure to lift the weapons ban by any means
I would secretly give large portion of the weapons to my clan
When my term ends i will use my private army to stage a coup
If it doesn't work ill start a full blown civil war ill encourage random groups to attack others to keep em occupied
Afweyne did much of what you listed
Unlike him i have plan a through z
And am not soft like him i would implant extreme population control methods and am not talking about birth control pills
Gambar
VIP
I always thought you were kinda crazy.Unlike him i have plan a through z
And am not soft like him i would implant extreme population control methods and am not talking about birth control pills
Von
With blood and Iron will we reach the fatherland
Don't know about NFD and Ogaden but you could buy out all of Djibouti's industries and economy then use that to have free movenment of people and use that new political/economic power to further link the two.
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