Your Favourite Politician

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Donald Trump. Because his stupidity and ineptitude prevents him from carrying out any sophisticated plot, unlike other politicians who are smart enough to aovid detection.

Trump is wiser than you think. The gobby, impulsive, shoot from the hip persona is just that, a persona. Brought to you by the finest public relations company money can buy. Behind that facade is a calculating and steady resolve.

He's gonna screw his base big time. He promised to end Muslim immigration, but excluded most Muslim countries from his six month ban. He promised to deport 11 million illegals, and has not even done 11 thousand. He promised to stay out of the affairs of trashcan nations, but sent troops to Afghanistan. He promised to jail the Hildebeast for sending classified intelligence over a private email server, but HRC is still at large. Boken every promise.

 

[fox]

Ahmed Mohamed Mohamoud

- Studied Economics at the prestigious Russell Group University of Manchester
- Was Somalia's Minister of Planning and Coordination (1969–1973)
- Was Somalia's Minister of Commerce (1973–1978 and 1980–1982)
- Was Somalia's Chairman of the National Economic Board (1978–1980)
- Was the chairman of the Somali National Movements UK Branch (1980–1982)
- Was the chairman of the Somali National Movement (1982–1990)
- Broke Somalia's National Army in 1989 and liberated Hargeisa, Burco and Berbera
- In 1992 he initiated and organized the famous Forum for Peace
- Was a member of the House of Representatives of Somaliland (1993–1997)
- Was Somaliland's Minister of Finance from (1997–1999)
- Was Somaliland's Minister of Planning and Coordination (1999–2001)
- Founder and Presidential candidate of Kulmiye (2002–2010)
- Elected as Somaliland's President (2010–2017)

 

[Hilaac]

Abdullahi Yusuf AUN
Mohamud Muse Hersi AUN
Abdirahman Mohamud Farole
AbdiWeli Gaas
Mohammed Said Hersi Morgan (he's not a politician)

They're all Puntlanders

 

[SanDheer_Landheer]

Marcus Aurelius

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

He also believes we should get rid of all nukes. Deterrence renewal cost 205bn every few years.

Good luck with that. I'm sure the Chinese, Russians, and North Koreans are queuing up around the block to give up their nuclear stockpiles. Jesus Christ. The man is hopeless. Screw Corbyn.

 

[Abdalla]

Dr. Mahathir Mohamed- He rose the GDP per capita from 700 dollars to close 30k.
Sultan Erdogan-For his manoeuvring tactics
Suharto-Flamboyant dictator
Faroole- Made Somali politics interesting
Deng Xiaoping- Mao hated him. He wasn't even the president of communist party, but his words carried the day.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Erdogan is a sadistic manipulator, he wants to be sultan soo bad.

Sultan Erdogan should be hanged. I can't believe he survived that coup attempt. This clown needs to be eased out of his job.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

When it comes to entertainment I like my politicians to be extravagant and twisted. In real life, I prefer them not to be detached from the average joe, such as Tories compared to Corbyn who aspires to make life easier for ppl like me.

So you're a soshalist? Eeew. I don't love Reds.

 

[Hilaac]

Ahmed Mohamed Mohamoud
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- Studied Economics at the prestigious Russell Group University of Manchester
- Was Somalia's Minister of Planning and Coordination (1969–1973)
- Was Somalia's Minister of Commerce (1973–1978 and 1980–1982)
- Was Somalia's Chairman of the National Economic Board (1978–1980)
- Was the chairman of the Somali National Movements UK Branch (1980–1982)
- Was the chairman of the Somali National Movement (1982–1990)
- Broke Somalia's National Army in 1989 and liberated Hargeisa, Burco and Berbera
- In 1992 he initiated and organized the famous Forum for Peace
- Was a member of the House of Representatives of Somaliland (1993–1997)
- Was Somaliland's Minister of Finance from (1997–1999)
- Was Somaliland's Minister of Planning and Coordination (1999–2001)
- Founder and Presidential candidate of Kulmiye (2002–2010)
- Elected as Somaliland's President (2010–2017)

You forgot he did his Masters in economics at LSE (Top 3 in UK).

 

[fox]

You forgot he did his Masters in economics at LSE (Top 3 in UK).

I didn't even know that.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Gadaffi aun

Love that nigga. Just the all female bodyguards and the voloptuous Lithuanian blonde who tottered after him in six inch heels makes him an ubermensch.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Abdullahi Yusuf AUN
Mohamud Muse Hersi AUN
Abdirahman Mohamud Farole
AbdiWeli Gaas
Mohammed Said Hersi Morgan (he's not a politician)

You have to say why macaaney. Lay out the reasons.

 

[Hilaac]

So you're a soshalist? Eeew. I don't love Reds.

Guilty as charged. Just look to the Scandinavian countries, free education, cradle to grave care. Now that's a system I can get behind.

 

[Bohol]

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Guilty as charged. Just look to the Scandinavian countries, free education, cradle to grave care. Now that's a system I can get behind.

So you like freebies. God, men are soft these days. I preferred it when people were starving in the streets. Before welfare, Brits ruled a quarter of the worlds inhabitants from sea to shining sea. After welfare, they became cucks invaded by third world hordes.

 

[Starscream]

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Wanna say more?

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Kwame Nkrumah
Otto von Bismarck
Peter the Great
Giuseppe Mazzini

 

[Bohol]

Wanna say more?

Atm this is my favourite future Somali politician.

 

[Yonis]

He's a Puntlander
I thought you didn't like pro Puntland dhullos