Your new year's resolution?

[Queen Carawelo]

What are your new year's resolutions?

Here are mine:

Pray sunnah prayers.
Finish the Quran
Stop being late
Have less RBF (resting face)
Be more friendly
Travel more
Take flying lessons and hopefully get a flying license.
Exercise more
Learn a new language
Save more money
Shop less
Meditate more
Go to Africa
Drink more water
Watch more documentaries
Throw more dinner parties
Start a blog

 

[Figo]

Exercise more

 

[Jasmin96]

- Make sure that I graduate with good grades
- Read the Quran
- Volunteer
- Focus on being a good person
- Cut contact off with all these negative\jealous people in my life
- Save my money
- Get my driving licence
- Exercise, and eat\drink clean
- Take a gap year after I graduate, move, and focus on my career.
- If I dont make it\blow up within that year, I will go back to school.

That's all.

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Exercise more

You should also get married, fatty mcfat pants. lol

 

[McLovin]

Get more money
f*ck more es
Smoke more weed
Pick up crochet

 

[Queen Carawelo]

Get more money
f*ck more es
Smoke more weed
Pick up crochet

What kind of es? Chihuahuas or Yorkshire terriers?

 

[sunflower]

Don't get into relationship with douchebags!

 

[padrone]

my biggest ones are like this:
-place a hit on that someone
-obtain my forged euro passport
-raise a VC fund for somali development initiatives
-invest in gas oil and uranium production in somalia
-buy lamborghini aventador babe, a f15 jet and yacht
-build myself a nice safehouse mansion somewhere in somaliland
-start using tor browser for browsing sspot
-withdraw my money from the swiss and cayman bank accounts and stash em in my safehouse in berbera

 

[McLovin]

What kind of es? Chihuahuas or Yorkshire terriers?

That was ice cold, yo



irish greyhound

 

[Kirei]

 

[SuldaanSeven]

- grow a salafi beard (never shapedup or shortened)

 

[Tokio]

git good at 360 quick scope no scope Fahgoats.
that's it.

 

[Figo]

You should also get married, fatty mcfat pants. lol

I'm not really fat Idol. About the mariage part I'm taking my sweet time.

 

[primate]

Network professionally
Start my old hobbies again
Become one shade lighter

 

[Queen Carawelo]

I'm not really fat Idol. About the mariage part I'm taking my sweet time.

Rumor has it, your calool looks like a 5 months pregnant malnourished woman lol

 

[padrone]

Network professionally
Start my old hobbies again
Become one shade lighter

@primate how do network now? like primates? lol

 

[primate]

@primate how do network now? like primates? lol

No that's social grooming. I'll be wearing a blazer and speaking in a proper posh accent.

 

[Figo]

Rumor has it, your calool looks like a 5 months pregnant malnourished woman lol

What have I done to deserve this roast

 

[Queen Carawelo]

What have I done to deserve this roast

lol

 

[menace]

1. Use a paid holiday week to take wifey and child to Time Square and check out the boroughs

2.send money to relatives back home

3. Order adeer to slaughter 3 goats to avert evil eyes

4. Be a better husband ( I'm a good father..although I've abandoned my Illigitimate son )

5. One every month send my mother to the masseurs

6. Maintain a strict diet

7. Cut down hugely on shisha ( proud of myself for limiting it to once a week

8. Buy a car for wifey

9. Go to her sister's wedding this coming spring

10. Maintain my salat prayers

11. Read the Quran more often

12. Control my tongue

13. Abuse my health plan specially my dental ( heck I pay and I hardly use it )