Him: What are you telling your man, when you be leaving in the morning like that?
Her: I’m gonna tell him I’m going to the grocery store. I’m a good girl
Him: You’re doing something good over here :mjpls::ahh::pachah1:
Wallahi we live in a fucked up world. A man suing his own parents for them simply bringing him into this world “without consent”. That’s the funny part how could a sperm cell or a fetus even give consent :mjlol:
Ok I'll start with some funny moves.
1. Girl my shoes are worn out because I've been chasing you all night in my dream
2. When I look at the moon I see your beautiful face smiling at me
3. Girl they should ban you because your beauty is addictive
4. Girl slow down for a minute, Your booty is...
I get these random “alerts” on my phone saying that I “deposited” £1000 to company X and they say if this isn’t correct we need to verify your bank details :mjlol:
Or another example my “mobile provider” saying there’s an error in my payment and you guess it they want me to “verify” my bank...
Read through the tweets, this is GOAT shiet. :damn:
https://twitter.com/kanyewest
He also uploaded his entire recording contract and doxxed a Forbes executive.
I aint made a thread in a minute but let me start. one time I was walking home and I see a local crackhead I was like 13 at this time and he starts saying how he wants to box me so I told him go on but as soon as this guy stands up he falls back and hits his head on the road I couldn't stop...
I have noticed that we Somalis have certain facial features that are very unique to us. Same goes for the xabashis as well.
Thus it’s pretty rare to find a non-Somali who looks similar to a ethnic Somalian person.
Well these people put that to bed.
Posts pics of Somalis that look like celebs...
Bro these 4 niggas+1 nigette have me in stitches whenever they post shoutout them
1) @Jablibax possibly the funniest weirdo nigga on this site this nigga tried to do an over the phone abtirisi to see if I was MJ and posted his actual phone number:russ::mjlol:
2) @Abdi Nur miskinka who is...
We talk about the negative bits of Twitter daily, but let’s shine a light on a different part
the gut busting funny part
I have a lot more
but I found this to Be pretty funny
Drop some funny tweets!
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